>A knock on your door.
>It's Thursday, so you think it might be Twiggles with your second half-ton delivery of groceries for the week.
"Wait, it's only 11."
>She's early today. Usually, she's here at about 3 or so.
>You walk to the door, ready to ask why princess OCD is at your door earlier than expected.
"Oi, Twinklebutt! Why so ear-"
>It's the mailman
>Or, rather, the "mailmare"
>You'll never get used to that.
>The mailman-wait no-MARE looks at you with her strange, golden eyes that can't seem to stay straight for very long
>"I just received this letter from Princess Twilight Sparkle. She said that-"
>You slam the door in mailhorse's face.
>You didn't care what that faggot Twiggles had to say to you.
>Until she opened the door herself.
>Even though you were sure that you'd locked it.
>"ANON!"
>Godammit.
>"That was very rude of you, Anonymous! She was just delivering a message from me."
"How did you even know that I slammed the door?!" Twinklebutt was being a real prick right now.
>"I just so happened to be passing by a window in the castle from which I could see what was going on. And-"
"So you were STALKING ME!?!"
>"No, Anon, I-"
"You do know that I could report you for Invasion of Privacy?"
>"Actually, you can't. You haven't been in Equestria for long enough."
"What is this bullshit?!"
>She hands you a gigantic "Equestrian Book of Law, Vol. 5, Edition 4"
>"Article 245.4, page 56."
"Could you just fucking read the thing to me? It's not like I have the time for this."
>"Nope. Now, I told you where to find it. Read," she says, looking at you impatiently.
>You stand there with a firm expression.
>"You do realize that I don't have time for this either? Here, I'll even flip to the page for you, if you're going to be that much of a pain."
>She flips a few pages, and you begrudgingly find the words and read
"As decreed by Princess Celestia I of Equestira, A pony/other creature must have lived in The Sovereign Kingdom of Equestria for 10 years in order for a claim to Article 245 on Invasion of Privacy to be valid."
>Twinklebutt looks at you with a smug face.
"Twiggles, you faggot, did your great and mighty princess consider the little kids?"
>"Look at 245.41."
"As decreed by Princess Luna I of Equestria, One exception to Article 245.4 would be if a foal's privacy is compromised. In this case, only that foal's parent/guardian may make the claim on behalf of the foal. If the parent/guardian themselves do not believe the foal's claim to be truthful and valid, then the claim to Invasion of Privacy is invalid and will not be taken into consideration in a court of law."
>Well damn.
>Not only did Luna help out when writing new laws, but the two of them together were very thoughtful when writing these things out.
>Their justice system was still just as shaky as back home, though.
>If some asshole parent decided that their kid was lying about getting raped...
>Well fuck.
"If I may ask, How long ago was this written?"
>"1486 Years ago, to be exact," answered princess OCD.
"And why would you know that?"
>"Princess Celestia gave me the very quill that she and Princess Luna used to write the first 100 pages of this specific book."
>You shake your head and turn to close the door so you can keep playing Fallout Equestria 4.
>"Not so fast, you weird-looking monkey!"