>How did your life come to this?
>You used to be a god amongst men
>Well amongst manchildren
>Then one day you fall into a sewer and wake up in a world of colorful ponies ruled by two weird horse race clusterfucks
>You'd managed to get a house in this weird coin-dominated economy
>Then one day, while relaxing in your relatively small house, small male horses broke in from literally every possible entry
>No matter how many times you demand your rights, the guards don't listen and they drag you to the train station
>You must've done something awful if they're escorting you by prison train car
>Apparently that's a thing in this world
>The guards kick you into the train car
>Trying to recover from getting kicked in the ass by a horse, you weakly ask one of the guards
"Can I at least know where we're going?"
>"Canterlot."
>And with that, they slam the metal door shut and you are surrounded by total darkness
 
 
>Try to make the best of this situation
>Pops always said
>"Son, you're a fucking disgrace. At least pretend that your life means something."
>Dad was such a nice guy, how did mom ever get so lucky
>So let's look at the positives, shall we?
>You live in a world full of talking horses, so you're probably already dead.
>You don't know everything about this world, so this very well may be how they treat esteemed guests
>In your thoughts, you don't hear the train car's door unlocking
>While blinded by the sudden increase light, you stumble out of the train and fall to the ground
>"Get up."
>A pony that you assume is a guard starts nudging you with his hoof
>With the searing light breaking through the shield of your hands and eyelids, you can only painfully moan a response
"I...I c-can't"
>Suddenly you feel something tug on your pant legs
>You are hoisted into the air by what feels like magic
>You've recovered a bit and decide to find out why they're doing this
"Why am I being arrested?"
>"You have assaulted Princess Celestia's nephew."
"She has a nephew?"
>"Prince Blueblood, he demanded to have you brought to him so you can receive your punishment"
>Punishment for what?
>Man free my nigga Anonymous, he ain't do nothing
 
 
>"We're nearing the castle, Sentry! Inform the prince."
>A pegasus flies ahead to the castle
>What's the point of that? You're like five minutes away from the castle, at most.
>Your estimate is correct as you reach the castle in a matter of a few minutes
>The guards carry you inside the castle
>Its made in a medieval style, replicating a building straight out of a fairy tale
>Though it has clearly been changed several times in order to accommodate more modern technology and art styles
>Much more of a palace than a castle but to each his own
>The guards start dragging you down a nearby hallway that ends in a big sparkly door
>This pony must be a real faggot
>You are thrown through the door by the guards and you finally see this "Prince Blueblood"
>He's a relatively large unicorn, with medium-length hair drooping down his face
>"Anonymous Nunya as requested, Prince Blueblood"
>"Thank you servants, now leave my chambers"
>He speaks in a manner that exudes "privileged child who doesn't know respect"
>The guards exit the room and you are left alone with the royal faggot
>"You dare continue to assault me?!"
"I didn't do anything!"
>"You dare look like that!? In my kingdom?!"
>What the fuck man
>"Those awful garments you are wearing are an attack on anyone who sees them!"
>Rarity made these clothes for you.
>Granted she wasn't exactly well versed in making human clothes
 
 
>"Those hideous messes of cloth will not be tolerated!"
>He's very angry about this
>Outrageously even
>"I've had enough of seeing them!"
>His horn glows and... creates a draft?
>Going to try and warm yourself up, you realize exactly what he did
>He literally eviscerated your clothes
>Now, in all of your naked glory, Blueblood starts eyeing you up and down
>"A double crime! How could you cover up such a treasure?!"
>Being the first human he's ever seen, you set a standard and he assumes you must be the most beautiful of your species
>How wrong he is
>"And, seeing how this is a treasure, it should be given to royalty"
>His horn lights up again
 
 
>You feel your head being forced to the ground
>Rather than being slammed, however, you are placed softly
>You wonder what exactly he is planning
>You are currently face down on the hard ground, with your rear-end up in the-
>Your train of thought is completely derailed as you feel the soft embrace of magic rubbing your ass cheeks
>This expert level ass massage is surprisingly amazing and you can't help but release a sigh of pleasure
>"Of course you enjoy it, who wouldn't enjoy being touched by a god"
>You may enjoy it physically, but mentally you're ashamed
>The magic feeling moves away
>Soon after you feel something pressing against your anus
>It feels both hard and soft
>Looking back you see he's trying to put his pony dick inside you
>Just as you look back, however, he breaks through and thrusts half of his length inside of you
>The pain is unbearable and causes you scream out
>Your screams worry him and he starts using his magic to give you a reach around
>The pain stays, but the feeling in your dick overshadows it
>Once he feels comfortable he starts thrusting
>Having a horse's endurance he very soon cums inside you, filling your ass with his seed
>Around this time, the magicjob you were receiving gets you to cum in huge spurts
>He soon pulls out and uses his magic to throw you out of the room
>"Get some better clothes!"
>When you recover you look around and see the guards looking at you hungrily
>You look down and see nothing but horse dicks
>Doesn't matter whether you enjoy it or not, its gonna happen
 
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