Silver Spoon Shorts.
 
yellow line indicates the start of a new story.
 
The First three were supposed to be a trilogy, but due to popular demand, The series has been continued.
 
The Beginning (Part 1 Of 3)
 
>Day in ponyville
>Silver spoon comes for a visit.
"Ohai silver. What brings you here?"
>"Anon... Whats virginity?"
>And you thought today was going to be a normal day...
"Um, okay, why?"
>"Because Diamond tiara said that you had to lose your virginity to be cool... And I haven't lost mine so Im not cool!!"
>whatthefuck.jpg
>She starts... Crying?
>You realize something
"So wait... Diamond tiara lost her virginity?"
>"She said she has... *sniff*"
>your brain cannot comprehend this shit, not this early in the morning
>look at watch 3PM
>Still early
>SS Still crying
"So..what did she do to lose her virginity?"
>"She kissed this one colt in our school... *sniff* and then she told me I had to... But I messed it up! *cry*"
>Fuckin stupid Diamond Tiara
>You realize what must be done
>OK, this is gonna get weird
>You pull into Silver spoon, her eyes lighting up as you do
>You hold it for about 4 seconds to make it count
>You pull away
>"Anon... You helped me lose my virginity..."
>She is dumbstruck
"Oh, thank you!"
>She hugs you
>You feel proud
>DAAAWWWWW.jpg
 
>Now I can go tell everybody I lost my virginity to Anon!!
>Wait what
>Before you can say anything, she is gone.
>Welp, could be worse.
 
>Fluttershy comes in
>"Anon..."
>yep, its worse
>"You know... I am a virgin... Myself..."
"Fluttershy, Taking peoples virginity is not my fetish."
>"Oh"
>She leaves
>Just another- Fuck it...
 
"Sucking Cock" (part 2 of 3)
 
>Be a day in ponyville
>bout a year after the SS incident
>Ponies looked at you funny all day erryday after that
>Suddenly, SS
>A bit more grown up
>Like a young teenager
"OHAI silver, what bring you here today?"
>"anon..."
>Ohfuck this is gonna go south already
>"Anon... I need your help..."
"Okay with what?"
>"Diamond Tiara Said that you could only be cool if you... "Sucked cock" and I don't even know what that means!!!1!!!"
>AW HELL NAW
>"I tried sucking on one of fluttershy's chickens But all that did was make fluttershy scared and gave me a mouthful of feathers... So I need you to help me suck cock So I can be cool again!"
"Silver... I-"
>"What is a Cock anyway? Diamond Said that all the stallions have one, And since you are a man, I guess you have one too!"
"No I don't."
>"But Fluttershy Said you do! She said yours was the best in equestria! She said she would love to suck your cock! She said-"
"OK FINE ILL LET YOU SUCK IT!"
>"oh yay!"
>She does a small victory dance
>"So where is it?"
>Think fast anon
>You run outside
>Grab your hosepipe, with the garden watering attachment
>CLOSE ENOUGH
>Grab it and run inside
"OK SS, Close your eyes..."
>She is shaking with excitement
>You shove it into her mouth
"Now suck."
>She sucks
>She sucks so furiously
>She really wants to be cool again
>You Still hold the pipe
>You squeeze the fitting, letting a small stream of water out in short bursts
>Just in case DT asks questions
>You pull it out and chuck it out the window before SS can open her eyes.
>She opens them
>"Ohthankyou anon!"
>She throws her arms around you in a hug
>You smile
>"Now I can go tell everybody I sucked anons Cock!"
>Wait what
>you should have known after last time
>Before you can protest she is out of your house.
>Well fuck.
>you look down
>If thats what I think it is...
>NO
>NONONONONONONO
"BONER, THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE END OF OUR WORKING RELATIONSHIP"
>Fluttershy walks past
>"OH anon! I have finally found your fetish!"
>OH GOD
>"Its talking to your penis!"
>FUCKING HELL BONER
>"and you know anon... I wouldnty mind talking dirty with mr. bigonymous here..."
"Fluttershy, talking to my penis is not my fetish."
>">.... oh...."
>She goes home.
>Just another day in ponyville.
 
 The Rape (Part 3 Of 3)
 
>Be a day in ponyville.
>SS comes over to your house.
>Bout another two years after the... well never mind.
>SS all teenagered up now.
"oahi silver, what brings you here?"
>"Anon... You have always helped me in the past with these things..."
>FUCK WHY
>You know where this is going...
>"Diamond tiara officially announced that fucking is the new way to be cool... And don't try and trick me this time."
"Why would I ever trick you?"
>"because you did last time! And now I haven't been so stupid, I went and found out what fucking is!"
>you don't know whether to believe this shit or not.
>Her not so innocent tone is...
>Fuck rustling jimmies... this is Jittering Critters up in here.
>"Now anon... we can do this the easy, consensual way..."
"Or?"
>"Or the rape way..."
>With that she lunges at you, going straight for your pants.
>Nottoday.jpeg
>You dodge and laugh like a fucking retard as she runs into the wall that was behind you.
>Your laugh is cut short as you find yourself on the ground, pinned by her considerably heavier mass than when she was a filly.
>"Im sorry, anon."
>She rips your pants off in one clean motion.
>Holy Fuck you didn't even know that was possible...
>Her earth pony strength is really working.
>She goes for your not so erect trooper.
>Bad day to go commando.
>You try your hardest to not initiate a bone---
>HOLY FUCK WHY BONER, FUCKING WHY
>You why so hard you get a headache in the middle of this whole event.
>You boner is still rising...
>"yes... Finally... I will be cool... again..."
>But before she can get a grip on your manhood, there is a deafening crash
>I JUST HAD MY FUCKING DOOR REPLACED YOU KNOW?
>But who could it be?
>The dust clears... And its...
>Fluttershy???
>You Why so hard that your headache returns.
>She flies straight to silver and air-kicks her in the nose.
>Silver is thrown backwards by this, while flutters delivers haymakers to the jaw.
>Sure is Moartal Kombat up in here...
>Suddenly, Silver falls to the ground, unconscious, but not critically injured.
>You have taken this moment to pull your pants up.
"Fluttershy! Thank fuck you arrived!"
>You swoop her into your arms and hug her...
>"Anon... I just wanted you to be safe."
>You hug her so tight.
"I owe you... fluttershy, any way I can repay you?"
>"Well, not really, no..."
>She looks down.
>"But how about some "Thank you for saving me" Sex?"
"You know what..."
>She listens intently.
"I think your right.
>she perks up instantly as you swoop her into your arms once again and carry her to your room.
>You make sweet love to her all night.
>not a single fuck was given.
 
The Date
 
>Be a day in ponquestria.
>SS out of fucking nowhere
"ohai silver. What brings you here?"
>"Anon..."
>dat tone of voice
>JIMMIES HITTING CRITICAL LEVEL
>"I wanted to ask you... If you'deverconsidergoingoutfordinnersometime?"
>You process this.
"Sure, why not?"
>She almost collapses with happiness.
"Tonight. Ill pick you up a sat 7."
>She rushes off to go and do whatever ponies do to prepare for a date.
 
>be 7
>be outside her house.
>Decide to sing her name like a bard
"oh silver, my sweet, oh silver, my fair..."
>She comes out the door, wearing a dress.
>You place your fedora on your head.
"Shall we go, Silver?"
>Walk to the fanciest of fancy restaurants in ponyville.
>You order your meals, and begin to make small talk.
>As the night wears on, you find yourself actually liking this.
>This is going well.
>You eat, laugh, share, and do all the shit that you are supposed to do.
>You walk her back to your house.
>Totally not expecting sex or anything.
>You tired, man. no sex tonight.
>You pour yourself and her some wine.
>Alto Rouge, Imported From Los Pegasus.
>You sip your wine and talk with her, while she sips hers.
>You leave for a minute to piss like a waterfall.
>Back.
>More wine, more talk.
>Suddenly, Hot sensation in body
>Run diagnostic test immediately
>As you do, Your higher brain Function BSODS the Fuck out.
>You are now reduced to lesser brain function.
"Silver... What the hell is going on..."
>You feel your broner start rising.
>"Oh anon... Its just something I got from zecora... Now just relax... Ill make everything fine..."
>She works on your pants
>You would struggle if you could, but this aphrodisiac is one of the strongest.
>Suddenly, silver collapses.
>The mane6 rush in.
>"Anon! You allright?" Says Rainbow.
"Sort of... What the hell is going on?"
>"When zecora told us about the aphrodisiac we decided to get SS back. we knew she was going to try and rape you."
"So how did you do it?"
>"We put sleeping potion in her drinks at the resteraunt. We bribed the waiters to do that."
>She notices the bulge in your pants.
>The whole mane6 notices it too.
>Twilight Speaks.
>"You know anon... The effects of this aphrodisiac last until sexual discharge. Perhaps we could..."
>Say no more.
>Group fucking orgy time.
>All of them had a go.
>Even applejack got some of the anonpie.
>Damn, that aphrodisiac was good shit.
 
The Shower
 
>Be a day in equestria.
>SS comes over.
>"hey anon.. My shower is broken.
>O RLY?
>"I just wanted to know if I could use yours."
"Sure thing SS."
>She may have tried to rape you, but hey, you are a kind anon.
>She goes up.
>You settle down to read some book or some shit.
>Suddenly, you hear the pipes in your house groaning.
>You rush up to your bathroom.
>Lo and behold, a Torrent of Semen is gushing from the shower head
>LOL U SEE WHAT I DID THEIR??
>But srsly, this shit aint right.
"SS, What the fuck is going on here?"
>"you like it? I thought it would turn you on..."
>Suddenly, the thing stops spraying semen.
>"Oh shit... This wasn't supposed to happen."
>Awkward moment.
>"I kinda replaced your water supply with the pipe from the local spam bank... But I guess they must have run out..."
"SS, why?"
>"I was just trying to find your fetish..."
>NOPE
>You have heard it all before.
>Time to get rid of her.
>"Can I at least shower PROPERLY before I go? This shit is starting to dry up..."
"You can't. If you replaced the main feed, there is no more water.
>She realizes her own stupidity.
>She gets out, caked in drying cum.
>"Oh... Ill guess Ill just be on my way..."
>She walks home, leaving little flakes of dried semen as she goes.
>Fucking Silver spoon.
 
>You shower at Fluttershys cottage for the next three weeks.
>You make love to her every night.