>After what happened at Sugarcube Corner, Fluttershy is refusing to stop Dragon Dildoing you >Not a day goes by where you don't find one somewhere in your house >One day when you woke up you felt something hard under your pillow so you picked it up to check... You got Dragon Dildo'd >The next day you tried to flush after your morning shit it wouldn't, looking in the tank... You got Dragon Dildo'd >Then you discovered a dildo inside your box of Applebloom Crunch right as it fell out and smashed your best cereal bowl >Every time it happened Fluttershy was back at your side, glancing lustfully at the dildo, and then back to you. >Of course you never gave in >Your record in tossing Fluttershy had risen to a spectacular 25 meters these past few days >Which was quite nice, considering there was a tree at a distance of 24 meters from your house >Whenever you walked past it you couldn't help but be impressed by the imprint of Fluttershy's face in the bark >You weren't really sure where Fluttershy was actually getting all of these dildos >You kept every one of them of course, and there were now about 30 >While you liked that your collection was expanding so rapidly, you were struggeling to find a good place to store all these new pieces >You first tried hanging them all on the wall, but this decoration made any room look like a >rape dungeon >Eventually you just decided to store them under your bed. Although you were almost out of space there too, so you would have to start thinking up something better >Maybe some sort of secret dildo lair, hidden behind a bookcase >Wait, you thought you were trying to avoid rape dungeons >In any case, you didn't have time to think of a solution today, for today you had an appointment with Twilight >You head out for Twilight's making sure to ignore the dildo-shaped bulge in your doormat >If you don't actually find the dildos Fluttershy won't annoy you about them >After a relaxing walk through p0nyville you arrive at the library >You knock on the door >Spike answers >"Oh hiya Anon, you here for Twilight? "Yep, I promised her I would answer some more questions about earth, and the-" >Suddenly you fall silent due to a really awkward realisation >Spike is a dragon >He is also a boy >Put one and one together and that means... >He has a dragon penis >Normally this would not throw you off this badly, with your collection merely being a healthy hobby >But lately they have been on your mind so much you can not help but bounce the thought of Spike's dragon cock around in your head >"Uhm, Anon... you okay? You're kind of spacing out over there" "Uhh, yeah... I'm quite allright.." >You need a way out of this situation "Well, I'd best not keep Twilight waiting, right?" >"Yeah, come on in" >As the dragon leads you inside you can't help but glance between his legs >To your great relief you can't actually see his dick, it being safely hidden behind a flap of skin >If it turned out his your dildos didn't actually look like the real thing you wouldn't really be sure what to do with yourself >After that much suspense you are glad when you finally get to Twilight, who lying on her bed reading a book when you get to her "Hi Twilight" >"Ah Anon, you're finally here! lets get started immediately!" "Sure" >You spend the next hour answering Twilight's questions about earth, and then it's time for lunch >"I don't know about you Anon, but I'm starving" "Yeah, me too" >"What do you say we head up to Sugarcube Corner and get some donuts?" >You gulp "N-nah I don't know.. I'm... on a diet?" >"Oh come on Anon, surely you can cheat on your diet once in a while? I'm really craving some sugar" >Dammit, you should've told her you were diabetic >You very reluctantly go towards Sugarcube Corner with Twilight, trying to persuade her to go and eat somewhere else >She's not having any of it, and so you arrive at the entrance to Sugarcube Corner >Sweat is gathering on your forehead, pasta is boiling in your pockets, once you go in, surely a scene will occur and Twilight will find out about your involvement in matters dildo related >Twilight is pushing the door >You need a distraction, and you need it quick >You look around you for anything that can help you, anything at all.. even... "Fluttershy!" >Right as Twilight wanted to step through the door you spotted Fluttershy across the street, buying... you don't know, probably rape supplies. >She looks up at you as you shout her name and you wave her over >"O-oh hi Anon, h-how very nice to see you today... oh and hi Twilight" "We were just about to get some lunch, wanna join us?" >"Oh I don't know... I-i'm awful busy. M-maybe some other time when its just the t-two of us?" >She says this trying to look seductive >Not only does having a private lunch with Fluttershy sound like a personal hell, you really need this distraction. You must do something quick "Remember you promised to show your love in a less rapey way? Having lunch with us sounds like a good way for that no?" >Twilight gives you a strange look as you mention the word rape >"W-well I guess..." >Phase 1 complete >Initiating phase 2 "Twilight wants to go and eat at Sugarcube Corner, but I'm on a diet and would prefer something less fattening. What do you think Fluttershy? Don't you agree that eating somewhere else would be a good idea? >The last question you accompany with a wink. Fluttershy should realise it's not a good idea to enter Sugarcube Corner now >At least you hope she would mind Twilight knowing about her fucking herself infront of a crowd of disgusted p0nies >Fluttershy swoons over you winking at her, in fluttervision, every wink from you is one of seduction >"I-i agree Anon, besides, it's not like they w-would let the two of us back in after the fun we had last time" >She gives you a wink back, trying to look as seductive as you did to her >Time seems to slow down >You hope to god Twilight doesn't ask any follow up questi- >"Wait you arent allowed in Sugarcube Corner? How so?" >Slowely but surely a look of horror is spreading over your face >There is still a faint glimmer of hope, if you can come up with a convincing lie now >Think Anon, think! What is something fun, that gets you banned for life, but has nothing to do with dragon dildos? >We had a foodfight! of course, of course we had a foodfight! You are a genius! "We had a f-" >"Anon Dragon Dildo'd me" >Damn this mare to hell! Has she no shame? >"I'm sorry, he dragon whatted you?" >"d-dragon dildo'd, it's a game we play where you hide dildos for each other and th-then you have to use them." >Twilight is dumbstruck >You begin to silently cry spaghetti as Fluttershy continues >"A-although I never would have g-guessed he would hide one in public though, I h-had to use it in front of all these p0nies.." >"I-i only hide them in his house so he won't be uncomfortable, but I guess he is just a n-naughty guy" >Twilight looks over to you with mouth agape, awaiting some kind of comment that denies this absurdity "I... I.. " "I'm not actually playing this game! Only she is! She is a crazy stalker who planted dildos all over my house and.. and.." >"W-well you sure didn't stop me in Sugarcube Corner mister" >"Oh, A-anon, that reminds me, can I borrow some of your dildos? M-my next shipment is running late and I've thought up some g-great spots to hide them for you" "What are you talking about? I d-don't have any dragon dildos! You just keep leaving them all over my house." >"I'm t-talking about the thirty you k-keep under your bed silly! I'm f-fine with you keeping them after you find them because I know it makes you h-happy, but I r-really need to borrow some right now" >Twilight gives a knowing look to you >It's over, not only does Twilight know you indirectly made Fluttershy fuck herself in the middle of Sugarcube Corner, she probably believes you actually play this game as well >Not knowing what else to do, you shout "HEY WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?" >Twilight and Fluttershy look away to where you point and you run off in a dustcloud made of tomato sauce >You sprint all the way over to your house, where you trip over the dildo under your doormat and hit your head against the door >You hear your neck crack and you black out >When you wake up, you are in p0nyville hospital >Your neck is broken >Lucky for you it can be healed using magic, but it is going to take some time, during which you can barely move or talk. >It's visiting hour >Of course Fluttershy came to visit you >She sits by your bedside and tells you about how worried she was >If only you could move, you would cunt-punt her right the fuck outta here >But you can't, and so you listen to her blab on >"B-but yeah, I'm s-sorry mister, it was p-partially my fault you ended up here" >Partialy she says >"L-let me make it up to you, I brought you a get-well present" >She carries a basket over to you. >You can't tilt your neck upwards to see what's inside, but you can move your arm a little bit so you dip it in the basket and feel around >This shape... this floppyness.. this veiny texture >God fucking dammit >"L-looks like I got you again mister" >"O-oh, but you can't move your arm enough to use it.. L-let me help you with that" >She takes the dragon dildo out of your hand and dissappears from your vision, going between your legs >Bad end