>Day 8
 
>*Beep Beep Beep*
>Your eyes snap open and you sit up in your bed
>You didn't feel groggy at all
>Instead you were weirdly energized
>You didn't know why but you felt amazing
>This was a hot shower kind of morning
>After getting some clothes without waking the girls you hop in and let her rip
>The water soaked your hair and washed over your back spreading its warmth to your nethers
>You lean forward with one hand on the wall and the other on your neck
>Your worries suddenly came flooding back to you in that instant
>The portal
>The girls
>The spergs
>The flood
>The mob
>And lastly the troll in the dungeon
>The water pooled and splashed at your feet before draining with an audible gurgle
>Water off a duck's back
>There's no way to tie you to the flood incident, the dead spergs, or the local mafia you reassured yourself
>That flood could've been caused by a traffic jam, or maybe it was just their autism, maybe they crashed who knows?
>Brad had you by the balls though, he could easily turn you in if you did something wrong
>And what if the portal was sealed for another 20 yrs?
>You sat in the tub and let the water beat down on you
>You felt conflicted
>Your mind felt like it wanted to die, and your body felt like Pinkie's
>Saenz funbags
>You started thinking about Pinkie's breasts
>How they jiggled and bounced whenever she did
>Your mind wanders to the other night
>You feel the need
>Standing up you begin
>T: "Hello?"
>You pause mid stroke, yet still pulsing
>T: "Anon?"
"Yes? Twilight?"
>T: "I'm sorry i just woke up and wanted to brush my hair. Do you mind?"
"Go ahead."
>You hear the door creak and then shut
>T: "I'm sorry i caught you at a bad time. Rarity left the brush here last."
"Oh, that Rarity."
>Twilight's voice made you harder actually, you hoped she kept talking
>T: "Anon?"
"Yes?"
>T: "Are you excited?"
"What do you mean"
>T: "Well, it's just...i can see you. Your silhouette i mean."
>Silhouette?
>There was a window to your left
>It was open, and the morning light was filtering through
>You saw your own shadow on the curtain
"Oh...crap"
>T: "I'm sorry anon, i didn't mean anything by it. Except..."
"Um..?"
>T: "Except that, would you mind if i watched?"
>D-D-D-D-Diamonds!!!
>You didn't know why but this proposition got you rock hard
>Far be it for you to ignore your boner
>Still you had to put up an act
"Are you sure?"
>T: "Um, yes, i am. I won't Rainbow Dash if you don't want me to. It's more for science really"
>You took a moment before responding
"Ok, if its just you i guess. For ponykind."
>T: "Thank you anon!"
>You could hear the excitement in her voice
>Collecting yourself you pull back the curtain and let Twilight gaze on your naked body
"What do you think?"
>Twilight's big bright eyes followed every line on your body as she looked you over and over again
>She smiled momentarily then coyly sat herself down on the toilet, crossing her legs
>T: "You have a beautiful body anon."
"Take a look at the back"
>You slowly turn for her and give her a clear view of your plot
>T: "Oh, my. You have such a broad back, I've never noticed before."
"The human body is best appreciated naked."
>T: "And how do you mange to fit 'that' under your clothes?"
>Twilight pointed at your throbbing member
"It's sort of an expansion thing."
>T: "Oh, yes i remember the pamphlets."
"Good. Now how about we get this show started."
>You grab a hold of your dick and lean against the wall jacking it
>For the first few minutes Twilight behaves herself
>Taking imaginary notes in her mind and trying to mimic your hand gestures
>T: "Do you mind if i take a closer look?"
>You let her
>Twilight gets on eye level with your dick, kneeling on the floor
>She started mimicking again, this time however she got her head in on the action bobbing it up and down
"Uh, Twilight?"
>T: "I'm just practicing. Here."
>Twilight pulls her shirt off and presses her boobs together
>T: "I read that males sometimes need outside stimulation in masturbation."
>Twilight cupped her boobs together
>When her nipples became hard enough she ran her fingers across them quickly
>She rubbed her boobs roughly as she watched you
>It was working
"Twilight..."
>T: "I can do more."
>Twilight sat up on the counter and spread her legs
>You watched her slide a finger inside her panties and tease her clit
>She started moaning softly and brought you closer to the edge
>For a moment you and Twilight were masturbating together, admiring each other in the early morning light
>Twilight was clearly enjoying herself immensely
>Once every few seconds her hips would buck uncontrollably forward and she'd gasp
>Her eyes were half lidded and close to tears as her orgasm started to mount
>T: "oooh-oooo oooo"
>Twilight kept it up as you did
>But it was nearly time for you too
>She slipped a boob out of her bra and started pinching the nipple
>Twilight bit her lip and her hips thrusted forward
>Now it was your turn
>You wince as the cum in your balls is emptied into your shaft
>A low grunt is all the warning Twilight gets before your spray lands on her thighs and stomach
>Your cum comes in five successful long shots before dribbling onto the floor
>Twilight is still wrapped up in her own glow when you touch her knee
"Hey, Twilight."
>T: "Huh? Oh, anon. Oh, right."
>Twilight sits straight and pulls her hand out of her underwear and onto her lap
"Sorry about that."
>You point her attention downward to your cum
>T: "Is that your semen?"
"Yeah, sorry i'll help you clean up"
>T: "Could you, hang on a second?"
>Twilight reaches down and wipes a strand of your cum on her finger
>As you watch she sniffs it before nervously sucking her finger clean
>Her tongue swirls around her mouth, poking her cheeks before she swallows
"Uh..."
>T: "Oh, it is salty."
>Twilight exclaims as though she's just proven a hypothesis
>She goes back for seconds, and then thirds
>Soon enough she's cleaned herself up without your help
>T: "Thank you anon. I know the other night was a little troublesome, but im glad we finally did this."
"Oh, yeah. Definitely. What are friends for?"
>Twilight smiles at you before embracing you in a tight hug
>T: "Oh! You're still wet aren't you?"
"So are you."
>You tease her as you rub her soaked panties
>In a jolt she clamps her legs shut around your hand
>Your finger is pushed deeper than you intended and Twilight grasps your forearm with both hands
>Her eyes rolled to the back of her head and her mouth hung open in a silent yawn
>Then you feel it
>Her pussy quivers and explodes in another gush of feminine juices
>Twilight is left gasping for air as her lips suck at your finger through the cloth
>Another long low moan escapes her throat and she looks at you with adoration
>You didn't mean to cast a spell on her and try to back away but she holds on
>It isn't until she's completely spent the second time that she loosens her grip on you
"Sorry about that"
>T: "Don't be, you just gave me my first sexual experience."
>Twilight smiles at you lovingly and draws you closer
>T: "I should probably tell you, Rainbow thinks you don't care about her anymore."
"What?"
>T: "Don't worry anon, if things don't work out with her I could wait for you."
---
 
>Things got pretty awkward afterwards with Twilight
>As soon as she came to her senses she started apologizing profusely
>You had to calm her down and explain that it took two to tango
>Then you had to explain what Tango was
>Eventually she left the bathroom and you turned your attention back to washing off
>Coming out of the shower a short while later you find Gilda is cooking breakfast
"Are you cooking?"
>G: "I got hungry and i wasn't about to wait for you."
>Makes sense
>Just as you're about to sit at the table Gilda shoves the spatula in your hand
>G: "Get out of my way, i have to pee."
>Gilda shuts the door behind her
"Umm, okay."
>You take a look at the skillet
>Eggs and bacon
>There's a packet of links off to the side
>You wait a bit before pulling them out and add some sausage for yourself
>As for the girls...
>You were pretty sure you had some leftover pancake mix in one of the cabinets
>Applejack comes out of the room leading the pack
>AJ: *Yawn* "Oh, morning anon. Whatcha cookin? Smells good."
"A little of everything i guess. What would you like?"
>PP: "Oh don't worry about us, i baked up a storm last night while you were gone."
>Pinkie wasted no time in opening your fridge to reveal its new contents
>You couldn't believe your eyes, it was literally like a scene out of the show
>Cakes, muffins, pies, turnovers, cupcakes and other colorful bakery goods were stored inside
"How?"
>PP: "Oh, it's easy when you're a master baker like i am."
"But i didn't even have enough ingredients to make half that stuff!"
>AJ: "Well we took a lil stroll down to the corner store after ya, well, y'know."
>PP: "That's right, Twilight decided that we had to keep ourselves busy until you came back, and i was just about to climb the walls when Twilight suggested i start making nois-uh, i mean baking. Yeah, to help Spike feel better."
 
>Speaking of Twilight, you hadn't seen her yet
>Or Rainbow
>You realize you hadn't really talked to her in the last 2 days or so
>Boy were you going to have some stories to tell
>Until then you busied yourself with the food
>AJ: "Mornin' Anon, watcha cookin there?"
"Sausage."
>AJ: "Oh."
>You flip the links over and watch them brown
>AJ: "Uh, Anon? Can i ask you a question?"
"Is it about the meat?"
>You turn to look at her
>She gives you an awkward smile
"What do you want to know? We humans are omnivorous, we eat everything edible under the sun. Pigs, cows, and chickens are raised solely for food. Sausage is made from pigs, burgers from cows, and chicken is just chicken."
>AJ: " Did ya'll ever consider not eating meat?"
"Yeah some people don't eat pigs or cows because they're considered sacred."
>Applejack had a hint of a smile on her face
"But those people can hardly be called people. Seeing as how they mutilate their bodies, corrupt the innocent, and manipulate the world for their selfish desires."
>AJ: "Huh?"
"Nothing, hand me that plate these are done."
>Rarity emerges from the bedroom behind you and tries the bathroom
>G: "OCCUPIED!"
>R: "My word, there's no need to yell."
>AJ: "Oh, heya Rarity."
>R: "Applejack. Oh, Anonymous i've been dying to talk to you."
"Your stuff's out in the truck I'll bring it up in a sec. There's barely enough room in there as it is."
>R: "Yes about that. I don't suppose you'd mind if i stayed home from school today do you?"
"Huh?"
>Rarity came over and helped you set the table
>R: "Yes, you see making dresses takes time anon. Even with my magic, which i unfortunately don't have in this world."
"Oh, yeah."
>R: "Oh but these are simply divine."
>Rarity stares at her hands
>R: "I've never felt so confident before in my life as i do with these new hands of mine. They let me feel every stitch i put into the fabric. They're simply, dare i say, magical?"
>Rarity giggled at her little pun
>But that did put a little thought into your mind
>What if these girls talents manifested themselves as skills in this world?
>Rarity outdid herself on Gilda's night gown
>Twilight had a natural aptitude to your language, with Gilda's tutoring of course
>Could Rainbow turn out to be a track runner? And Fluttershy a veterinarian?
>You glance at Applejack
>Clearly best background horse was still background horse
>Food for thought you guessed as you finished setting everything in place
"Alright so far i just have eggs to serve but maybe i can whip up some pancakes or-
>P: "-Or we could just have breakfast cake!"
>Pinkie tore open the fridge door and threw you into her world
>Cakes, pies, cupcakes, muffins, turnovers, cookies of every kind, bear claws, donuts, honey buns, cinnamon rolls...
>The list went on, maybe for two more items idk
>But clearly Pinkie was still a master baker
 
>A few moments later you were parked in front of the tv waiting for the news about the flood to come on
>The girls were busy being hurriedly measured by Rarity as they ate their breakfast
>Finally after several worthless commercials the two news anchors were greeting you with false smiles
>John: "Welcome back to the morning news our top story continues to circle around the tragedy that befell several victims over the weekend."
>Michelle: "That's right John, it seems that investigators are coming to a conclusion as to what happened that fateful day, and now we have to warn you some of this footage might be disturbing."
>The broadcast flashed over to a pre recorded report
>TV: "Smithville, a population of just under 5000 people. A small peaceful community and yet not untouched by tragedy."
>The camera panned over the settling river, the water still touched the lowest branches on the trees but by the looks of the debris on the bank it was much higher
>Jake Bradley, Local resident: "Our kids know better than to come out to the river when it gets this rough..."
>His audio was cutoff by the voice-over
>TV: "Local residents were alerted to this tragedy when some of their relatives were unable to get over the bridge"
>Diana Ross, postmaster: "One of my employees went out to the rural area to deliver some packages and couldn't make it back. He said the bridge was blocked."
>Reporter: "Was the river already that high at the time?"
>DR: "No, he said the bridge was blocked off by drivers on both sides, then some of them jumped out and started looking around for something."
>TV: "But what exactly where they looking for? More than one witness reported the drivers of those multiple Prius's were climbing down the embankment and even trying to walk into the river itself."
>JB: "And that's when, from my living room, i saw the wave come down."
>R: "There was a wave?"
>JB: "Yes. And it just came up and...that was it."
>TV: "Witnesses report a wall of water coming from further upstream overtaking the drivers, most of whom were teenagers."
>JB: "I called the fire department right then and there, but our town only has one truck, and everyone else is about an hour away."
>R: "Were they able to save anyone?"
>JB: "We tried, i ran down there with my oldest son, our ATV, and some rope. I helped get one guy up but the rest were out of reach."
>TV: "Soon after the firefighters went desperately to work to try and save anyone else they could. This cell phone footage shows the drivers on the bridge hanging on for dear life on the railing."
>The next images came up and you could see their expressions almost perfectly through the 720p footage
>One of them was the sperg from the mall, he was pressed hard against the metal bars and crying his eyes out, or at least you thought he was
>The footage cut out and went back to the bird's eye view of the river
>TV: "Everyone on the bridge was swept away further downstream, the national guard was brought in to help with the search and rescue but have stated that at this point it would largely be a recovery effort. For JK-TV news, I'm Alec Baldwin."
>Michelle: "Right, thank you Alec."
>John: "We'll have more on this in our evening news as we'll have a statement from the sheriff of Smithville, and also a live broadcast from the scene. Coming up next..."
>You switch the tv to a children's educational cartoon show and begin to think
>Those spergs were looking for something alright, your phone, it must've fallen from the truck and landed somewhere below
>Did it really mean that much to them?
>Didn't they realize you couldn't possibly hide under a bridge for long?
>You shake your head, of course not, they were fucking autistic
 
>You spread yourself out on the sofa bed and sigh
>If the phone fell into the river, or hell just the bank, it would've surely washed away by now
>No one could trace this incident to you, all those spergs would have is blind accusations
>You felt a bit of the weight lift off your shoulders
>AJ: "Anon aren't ya hungry?"
"I'll eat in a second."
>R: "So darling about my little proposition?"
>You thought about it for a second
"You know what, you girls aren't really in the registry at that school, so i guess no one would really miss you. Me on the other hand..."
>R: "Do you have to? I figured i could sew you a fresh new tux for the ball."
"Sorry Rarity, i'm two months shy of graduating. If i want a decent job to, y'know live, i need to go."
>R: "Oh i understand, i suppose it slipped my mind that we're simply visiting your world, and you still have to live here."
>It got quiet, only the rabid monster on television declaring the color yellow broke the silence
>Pinkie suddenly gasped loudly
>P: "Anon! I just a had super duper party UN-pooper of an idea! You should come with us!"
"You mean to ponyville? Equestria?"
>P: "Yes!"
>There were murmurs of agreement and even you admitted to reading a few Anon in Equestria fics
>Most of them were trash though, ruined by teenage hormones
>Still the idea held a luster
>AJ: "Anon we'd sure love to have ya on the farm, and best of all there's always work to be done. So ya wouldn't hafta worry about earning a living. And shoot i bet we could even clear out a room for ya in the attic."
>R: "The attic? Oh no dear, Anon should come live with me."
>AJ: "And why's that?"
>R: "We-he-hell first off i can offer 'proper' accomodations. I have an empty guestroom just waiting for the perfect tenant. You've probably seen it in that jumping box of yours Anon, it's the one Sweetie Belle stays in during her visits."
 
>P: "But what about PINKIE!!"
"Girls!"
>You shout a little more forceful than you intended, but they quiet down
"I haven't even said yes yet."
>Twilight comes out of the bedroom fully dressed and ready for the day
>T: "Good morning everyone. Umm...Anon."
"Hey, Twi."
>T: "Anon, if i said i wasn't feeling so well, do you think i could be excused from school?"
>Twilight was nervously twiddling her fingers, it was cute but made you wonder how she knew to do that
"You want to skip school too?"
>T: "I'm sorry?"
"Rarity wants to work on your dresses for the ball, but she needs time so she wants to skip school to work. I said it'd be fine."
>T: "Oh, boy. Really?"
"Yeah, i think i might be able to concentrate on my work a little better knowing you're all safe here instead of running into some undesirable at school."
>T: "Great! I'm in the middle of season 2 of a wonderful series documenting the adventures of a space and time traveling alien!"
"You mean Dr.Who?"
>Twilight nodded her head with enthusiasm
>T: "I think it's one of the best stories I've ever heard, er, seen. Do you think he might be able to help us find the portal?"
"Twilight, the Doctor isn't real. He's just made up."
>Twilight fell silent
>T: "You mean, kind of how we used to be?"
>She catches your attention
>T: "Remember that you thought we weren't real? But then we traveled through dimensions and now here we are. Couldn't the doctor just do the same?"
>You look from Twilight to the girls who were all staring at you intently
>Finally after a moment of reflection, and your own knowledge of the series you respond
"The Doctor travels through Time and Space Twilight, not Dimensions. And he can't either, even if he wanted to."
>T: "Why not?"
"Just wait til you get to the season finale."
 
>You felt as though you brought the mood down a bit
>T: "Why what happens then?"
>You collect yourself enough to smile
"Ha! I'm not going to tell you! Spoilers."
>Twilight took a moment then returned your smile
>T: "You're right maybe i should just wait."
>You agree and get up for a piece of cake
>R: "Anon have you seen my materials bychance?"
>You wait until you're done chewing before answering the lady
"Yeah, i think they're still in the truck. I'll go get them for you."
>You stuff the last bit of icing in your mouth and pop out
 
---
 
>Out on the street you're gathering all of Rarity's things together, 5 whole bags and a few boxes
>AREALMANDOESITALLINONETRIP.JPEG
>You encumber yourself and feel a surge of manliness pulse through your body
>The energy you woke up with kept you upright and you were determined to make it up the three flights of stairs
>Turning around you take the first step as Gilda bursts out the front door
"Gilda? Rarity?"
>Gilda was roughly dragging Rarity behind her, she had a tight grip on her arm
>G: "What the hell do you think you're doing dweeb!?"
>You shift uncomfortably under the weight as she gets in your face
"Um, bringing Rarity her stuff. What the hell are you doing?"
>G: "I'm bringing this pack mule to her load."
>R: "I beg your pardon!"
"Whoa, Gilda-"
>G: "Shut up Anon! Drop those bags!"
>You stand frozen for a moment unable to comprehend her demand
>G: "You heard me, drop those boxes and let this pretty little pony take her own crap upstairs!"
>R: "I say unhand me you ruffian."
>Gilda actually lets her go
>R: "Now see here, I only bothered to ask for my possessions and Anon being the gentleman that he is offered to bring them up to me."
"That's true."
>G: "Shut up!"
>Gilda shot you a fierce look
>G: "Anon only did that because he's a dweeb that doesn't know any better. I bet if he had a spine he would've told you to come down here yourself."
>R: "How dare you insult his honor! Anon is the bravest stalli-, er human? yes human. Anon is the bravest human i've met, and the most chivalrous one as well. He is kind and well mannered, something i believe you would benefit greatly from!"
>G: "Anon, brave? Don't make me laugh, you should've seen the way that meathead was throwing him around the other day. It took a girl to save his sorry butt from a REAL beating."
"Can i just-"
>G: "Stay out of this!"
>R: "Don't you dare talk to him like that."
>G: "What are you gonna do about it?"
>Just when you thought you would have to interject Applejack came bounding out the door
>AJ: "She might not be able to do much. But i can..."
>Applejack started rolling up her sleeves
>Gilda squared off against her and now you really felt like you needed to interject
>Fumbling some of the bags off your arms you step in between the two, boxes still in hand
"Okay that's enough, nobody's fighting over me, or for me."
>You look back at Applejack
"AJ, i know you mean well but this isn't the best way to help."
>Applejack settled down a bit and you wheel back around
"Same goes to you Gilda. I did offer to bring up this stuff, it's what men do."
>G: "Wimpy men."
"Fine, but as a man it's my responsibility to see the women in my life happy. So i have to shit i don't want sometimes."
>Gilda glared at you more menacing than before but you held your ground
>R: "Anon, do you not want to bring the supplies upstairs?"
"Honestly, no. This stuff is real heavy but..."
>You shrugged
>AJ: "Well if you thought you needed help ya could've just asked, we could've avoided this whole goon business."
>G: "Who you callin goon?"
>Before Applejack gets uppity again you place the boxes in her arms.
"Thanks AJ, Rarity let me help you with those bags."
>After gathering them up you pull them around her thin wrists and make sure to stay between her and Gilda
>R: "Anon..."
"We'll talk later. And you-"
>You point at Gilda
"Get in the truck, we're going to school."
>G: "As if, i have an appointment with Master Ping Pong"
"And i have an overdue appointment with the Psych Ward, now could you please?"
>You open the door for her and motion inside
>With a final glare she obeys and jumps into the passenger seat taking the door and slamming it shut
>AJ: "You best get going Anon, we can handle this."
>R: "I'll get the door darling."
>You wave goodbye to the back of their heads and walk over to the other side of your car
>Sliding into your seat you let out a breath of air
>G: "You're such a wimp."
>You ignore her as you start up the engine and merge into traffic
>G: "I need to keep watching you don't I? Yeah, i bet i do. You're no fighter, you're just a softy that needs a guard 24/7."
>You break your silence at a red light
"I'm a lover, not a fighter."
>Gilda looks at you weird
"But that don't mean i can't fuck shit up."
>G: "Yeah, right."
"I can."
>G: "Sure."
"But only when i need to."
>G: "You think you're so cool?"
>The light turned green
 
 
 
 
 
 
(Retconned the previous passage cause it was shit)
 
 
 
 
 
 
>The parking lot was filled with teens hanging out before being called in
>A few spots were available and you took the one closest to the entrance
"You know i'm actually a little surprised you'd want to come to school."
>Gilda scoffed
>G: "Better than being trapped in room filled with those powderpuffs."
"Yeah, okay."
>The two of you get out of the car and start up the path
"Say, where did you come from?"
>G: "Eagleland."
"No, i mean here in the school. Don't you remember where?"
>G: "Of course i do."
>...
"Well?"
>G: "Well what?"
>??: "Anon! Anon! There you are!"
>An annoying nasally voice assaults your ears
>Turning around to confirm your worst fears you find that geeky little freshman you made eye contact with a few months back
>Trevor, 4 feet and 5 inches of pale skinned, red haired cringe
>His glasses were those clear framed type so at least he had that going for him, though they didn't seem to help much with his coordination
>Even now he was tripping over his feet and fumbling his backpack on his scrawny little shoulders
>Once he was at arms length he stopped and took a huge gulp of his inhaler before he could speak properly albeit short of breath
>T: "Did you...catch the new...episode...of 'Moka Moka Moe' last night?"
>Oh and you bonded with him over anime, once, but the fucker was a well known weeb
"No Trevor i already told you i don't watch that shit exclusively."
>T: "What about..."Ultra Lord: Ecchi Supreme?"
"No, Goddamnit!"
>T: "And My Little Pony?"
>You sigh
"It's still in hiatus stupid."
>Can't have a show without the stars of course, unless they're in your living room
>You wondered if this was the reason why
>Trevor snorted to clear his sinuses before looking at Gilda
>T: "Wow Anon! Is this your new girlfriend!?!?"
>Gilda reeled and you held back the instinct to punch his teeth in
>Trevor asked that question loud enough so the entire quad heard him perfectly
>A few girls giggled far off but most people just went back to their business
>It was Trevor after all, everyone had a story about him
>Before Gilda could do anything you try to clear it up
"No, she's just my friend."
>T: "But she's also a girl."
>The little fucker giggled like a nine year old
"She's just a friend you little dumbass."
>T: "So she's single? Ashante madam."
>Trevor bowed in the most embarrassing way possible, literally all that was missing was the fedora
>He bent at the waist and held out his hand waiting for her
>You wanted to lift him up and chuck into the nearest garbage can for being so pleb, but it seemed Gilda felt pity for the little guy
>She laughed at his attempt but shook his hand nonetheless, a few seconds later she crushed it
>T: "Ow, ow, ow, milady you're hurting me...but it just feels so good."
>Again Gilda was thrown off and stopped squeezing his hand
>Trevor took advantage of her confusion and lightly kissed the back of hers
>G: "AH! What the hell is wrong with you ya little creep!"
>You look around and smile awkwardly at the handful of giggles and pitiful looks
>Everyone had a story, Thank God they understood
>Gilda in the meantime had ripped her hand free from his clutches and was preparing to retaliate
>You hold her back as she tries to choke the life out of him
"Gilda, wait. He's just a little weird, come on."
>G: "Let me go Anon! I'm just gonna pummel him!"
"Trevor just get the hell out of here! She's stronger than i am!"
>Gilda took a swing at his head but thankfully you yanked her back enough for her to miss
>Trevor's demeanor took a turn from spry dorkiness to something like a frightened impala
>T: "O-o-o-okay Anon...i just wanted to tell you we have a substitute for chemistry. Free period right?"
>Gilda elbowed you in the ribs and caused you to loosen your grip on her shoulder
>T: "Bye!"
>Trevor took off like a bat out of hell straight to the cafeteria
>Gilda struggled until he was out of site
>G: "Damn it Anon!"
>Gilda yanked herself from your grasp and straightened herself out
>G: "Why'd you hold me back? This is what I'm talking about, your too soft!"
"Trevor's just an immature little kid who doesn't know any better. He needs the chance to grow out of being a faggot."
>G: "You mean like you?"
"Hey that's enough already. You need to check that little attitude of yours missy."
>G: "Oh, yeah. What are you going to do about it?"
>You grimace and shake your head
>G: "What you actually want to try something?"
>Gilda smirked, feeling the familiar rush of adrenaline course through her body
>She bent her knees slightly and lifted one of her hands to shoulder height readying herself
"No. Just- let's just get inside."
>You shake your head and walk away
>G: "I knew you couldn't do it. Wimp."
>Gilda watched you go up the path, secure in the fact that she was top dog
>Then she looked up and saw the massive size of your school
>Humans sure were taller than griffons
>G: "Hey! Wait for me dweeb!"
 
>A couple of hours later your walking out of your second class
>It was art so it wasn't much of a drag, hell all you did was play with colors and call it abstract art
>The teacher loved it
>With a few minutes between classes, you had just enough to check out the vending machines
>In the mood for something salty but chewy, you dig around your pockets for some change hoping to enough for a candy bar
>Your hand passes over the wad of cash, it wasn't very smart to bring that here
>Hell it probably wasn't smart to take it out of your apartment
>Regardless you find a few coins and jingle them in your hands as you stare through the plexiglass of the machine
>Scanning the rows of chips, candy, and gum you finally find what you're looking for
>A Payday
>Sweet chewy caramel emblazoned with hardy salty peanuts, wrapped ever so delicately in its white plastic wrapper and placed just high enough so as to have a gentle fall
>Candy tasted better with gravity
>Your mouth watered as the first coins clinked their way into the cashbox
>F-3
>The coils spun slowly
>Deftly nearing your precious snack closer to you
>You tap your fingers on the glass with anticipation as you watch
>Finally at the end of its rope the candy bar falls forward
>And gets stuck
 
>You stare in disbelief
>Surely it would fall, it had to fall
>It wasn't falling
>You start tapping the glass gently at first hoping to coax it down
>When that didn't work you started pounding away
"Fall damn you! Come on you piece of shit!"
>You rock the machine back and forth a bit before you settle down
"Come on, please. I'm so hungry..."
>You bury your head in your arms in defeat as you lean against the cursed machination
>Not two seconds later you hear a pound followed by a soft clink
>Looking down you find your Payday at the bottom
>Miracle of miracles!
>You reach down and greedily tear the wrapper off
>But wait...
>You look up and find Gilda peering down at you
"Oh, hey. Uhh, Thanks."
>G: "No problem, i couldn't stand to look at you crying over a candy bar. You looked so pathetic."
"Yeah, i guess i may have overreacted... a bit."
>You look the payday over and offer it up to her
"Hey you want some?"
>Gilda reaches out and tears the candy in half before walking down the hall
>You look at her, then down to your candy, then back at her
"Do you even know where you're going?"
>Gilda stops in her tracks
>G: "Of course not! What do i look like some kind of map?"
>Gilda bites off a piece and her attitude instantly changes
>G: "Mmm. This is pretty good."
"Come with me. I have chemistry next block. Y'know the one Trevor said we had a sub in?"
>Gilda keeps munching
"I don't know where you disappeared to all this time, but I kind of want to keep an eye on you. School's almost over and i don't..."
>You catch Gilda eyeing your half
"Here just take it."
>G: "W-what are you talking about? I don't want that!"
"Seriously, just take it. Lunch is in 20 minutes anyway."
>G: "Fine. If you're gonna beg."
>Gilda happily rips the rest from hand and eats it with a failed smugness
>You hide a smile as you turn for the stairs
"Come on, it's on the second floor."
 
>The sub for the day was cool
>As soon as he came in he just told you all to do your homework for tomorrow, then sat down and started browsing the internet
>Everybody knew he wasn't even going to try so the class broke off into their own little social groups
>Normally you'd pair up with some guy named Bryce and his girlfriend, but they were busy
>Plus you had Gilda now
>T: "Anon!"
>...And Trevor
>The two of you shared this class alright and now he was making his way to you
>You do your best to ignore him as you try to impress Gilda with your scientific know-how
>Donning an apron you grab a few glass beaker before speaking to her
"Hey, can you hand me that boiling flask?"
>G: "Huh?"
"The one with the round bottom. And check the drawers for any pipettes."
>Gilda opens the drawer but is lost
>Thankfully Trevor is here and ready to save the day
>The scrawny little shrimp dives in headfirst right under Gilda's boobs and picks out three plastic droppers
>Excited at the prospect of a job well done and a hearty praise from you he shoves his way towards you
>T: "H-Here you go Anon!"
"Trevor, Godamnit."
>Instead of ripping the pipettes out of his hand you grab him by the arm and toss him behind you as Gilda gets ready to explode
>Realizing his mistake entirely too late Trevor hides behind you
"Gilda, trust me he's sorry."
>G: "Not yet he isn't."
>Gilda surprised you by keeping her voice low
"Okay, look he's out of the way now. Just leave him alone for now. I don't know if you remember this but even subs can call your parents."
>Gilda shot a look to the middle aged man behind the computer screen
"Just calm down, for right now."
>G: "I'm not going to stay calm as long as that little twit is here."
>Trevor clenched your arm, his unkempt nails dug slightly into your skin
"Ow. Let go of me fucker. Just, just set up a boiling station and a beaker for collection."
>Trevor followed your orders and you looked back to Gilda
"Listen just step out for a minute. Please?"
>Gilda doesn't move an inch
"I'll be out in a second i just want to set this up first. It's important."
>Gilda groans with frustration before leaving
>The sub didn't even bother to look up
>Again you're surprised by Gilda's temperament as she doesn't even slam the door
>T: "Boy who put a bee in her bonnet?"
>Trevor laughs like a retarded koala at his own subpar joke
"Shut the fuck up, Trevor."
>T: "What did i do?"
"You fucked it up. Didn't you think twice before even coming over here? You saw her walk in with me."
>T: "I know. I just wanted to help."
>This guy was surely an autist, harmless but autistic nonetheless
"Listen Trevor I'm going to go out there and talk to her and you just sit here and boil me some sulfuric acid."
>T: "What!? But how do i do that!?"
>There he went with the voice again
>It was like he had the volume set to eleven or some shit, even the sub looked at you
>Sub: "What's going on over there?"
"Nothing sir, just trying to explain the scientific method. Heh."
>The sub shrugs and again goes back to his computer hijinks
>You breathe a sigh of relief before getting back to your own little extra chromosome of a lab partner
"Keep it down dumbass. It's easy. All you have to do is boil drain cleaner for little while."
>You quickly look around before ducking under the sink and finding an extra large jug of Drain-All drain cleaner
>It was the cheap stuff so it was going to be dirty
"Alright look, you poor some of this shit into the flask. Turn on the fire and then just wait for it to drip on the other end."
>Pouring a generous amount to keep him busy you continue
"The first bit is going to be dirty. Its going to be wavy, so throw that down the sink. After that it should all be good, and make sure to run to water for God's sake."
>You shove the jug into his hands as you pull out all the regular safety equipment for him
"Try not to blow yourself or the classroom up either. Make sure that flask is at least half full, and nothing pops up."
>Trevor set the jug down to one side and whispered to you
>T: "Anon. Why do you want acid for?"
"I heard you can make fire bombs out of it. Sounds fun, but you also need sugar and Potassium Perchlorate."
>T: "But why? That's illegal."
>His voice was arming up again
"Look just do this for me, alright?"
>You put your hand on his shoulder and he comes around to your side
>T: "Ok Anon. For you."
"Attaboy. Now i gotta go."
>You toss off your apron to him and start making your way out
>Bryce: "Alright, Anon."
>You freeze at the door
"Huh?"
>Bryce: "I knew you had it in you. Or is it in her?"
>Bryce and his little group chuckled as you feel your face grow hot
"What? No, I'm just..."
>His girlfriend chimed in next
>??: "He's blushing! Oh my gosh, that's so cute."
>That was it, the straw that broke the camel's back
>You grip the handle tightly and walk out as quick as you can
>Behind you Trevor comes up to the teacher
>T: "Aren't you going to ask where he's going?"
>Sub: "Kid, they don't pay me enough for this shit."
 
>Trevor looks back at the boiling flask
>It hadn't even started to bubble yet, surely he could leave it for just a second
>While everyone else was busy talking amongst themselves he followed you through the door
>Outside he could hear the mean girl bickering with his elder
>He could she was still mad at him by the way Anon said his name over and over again
>But he couldn't tell why she was angry
>He behaved like the perfect gentleman whence he first met the lady, not knowing she was a fiery countess
>And now she seemed upset simply because he took the initiative to assist Anon in his prep work
>It's not his fault she's as ignorant as she is rude
>Trevor was at no fault here
>Regardless the door was recessed in a small alcove that led to the classroom
>He was invisible to them at the moment
>G: "I can't fucking believe this! When are you going to stop defending him!"
"Look i know he can be annoying at times, but he's a kid! He still hasn't figured out his place yet."
>Anon was defending him valiantly, he knew he would
>Trevor thought he was so cool
>Looking around the corner he sees Anon confronting that short haired amazon like mighty Heracles, or Achilles
>Boy it would so cool if he were Achilles, he wouldn't afraid of anything
>G: "I'm this close to beating him into the ground!"
>She held her fingers pretty close together
"Yeah, well not anymore."
>Anon spread her fingers apart further like a boss, just for him
>She got really upset with him
>G: "Damn it Anon! I'll tell you right now it's either him or you!"
"Fine, then it's me. But don't touch him."
>NO WAY! Anon's totally being a sir right now!
>G: "What? You want me to beat the tar out of you?"
"Better me than him. Besides at this point in my life I'm used to beatings."
>The girl became quiet
>Was it something Anon said?
>Was there something wrong?
>Anon never broke eye contact with her
>Trevor could only imagine what was transpiring before him
 
>You looked at Gilda with dead earnest
>There wasn't a doubt in your mind your double entendre didn't slip by her head
>G: "What are you talking about?"
"Listen i didn't exactly have the easiest time growing up, alright? So when i see someone like that stupid kid, I HAVE to stand up for them. Because..."
>This was a little hard for you
>Pacing back and forth a bit you decide to unload
"Look there's a reason why im living on my own and still in high school. I couldn't stand up for myself, so i try to stand up for others. I don't know, i think i'm kind of hoping someone else will do the same and stand up for me once in a while, someone strong. heh, maybe someone like you?
>Gilda remained unflinching
"You were right, I guess i do need a bodyguard."
>Breathing a sigh of relief for letting her in like that you lean back on the lockers to collect yourself
>G: "So...you want to be a hero or something?"
>You shake your head
"No, i just want to be there for someone. The way no one was for me. You know i have a brother? But he skipped out as soon as he could. I don't blame him, i just i wasn't such a pussy and left with him."
> ???!
>You jumped a bit as Gilda slammed her foot against the lockers
>You had to admit it was a bit intimidating the way she loomed over you
>G: "You know you could've just said that to begin with."
"Uh, Gilda?"
>G: "Forget about that kid though. He isn't going to get you anywhere, and you know it."
>Far be it for you to disagree with a lady
>Besides, you knew it was true
>You concede with a sigh
"I know, he's a hopeless case."
>G: "Then why do you do it?"
"Because...Gat damn it, he just won't leave me alone! He's like a fucking parasite feeding off whatever reputation i have here. I tried to get his retarded to stop following me but he just can't take a a hint. Believe me Gilda, i'm just as tired as you are with that autistic little faggot and i had to put up with him all semester!"
>Gilda chuckled
>G: "You poor thing."
T: "SENPAI!"
>The both of you turned to find the sobbing little shit standing in the hallway next to the door
>Before you can react he turns tail and runs
>Fuck
>You try to go after him but are obviously blocked
"Gilda."
>G: "No. This is for his own good."
>Not two seconds pass when Bryce and his girlfriend walk out of the room as well, chuckling at their own humor
>B: "Anon! New girl! Ya still here?"
>GF: "Not wasting any time huh?"
>Gilda looks from them to he leg and sweeps it back down
>For your part you stand back up and try to straighten yourself out
"Bryce, what the hell are you doing out here?"
>B: "We're getting lunch. Shit if first period gets it now why can't we?"
"Uh, yeah."
>B: "You should go too. I hear it's pizza day."
>GF: "Lasagna babe."
>B: "Same thing, they're both italian."
"Uh, yeah. Lasagna's just like...pizza cake. Right?"
>B: "That's right. Hehe, good one anon. See ya."
>Bryce and his girlfriend walk away
>G: "It's lunch period?"
"Not for us. But i guess the teacher doesn't care if we go or not."
>Your stomach grumbled and felt as though it was caving in a bit
>You forgot you gave Gilda your whole candy bar
"Maybe we should go. I haven't had anything decent to eat all day."
>G: "Fine by me. One question though."
"Shoot."
>You say as you start walking to the lunchroom.
>G: "How do you make cake out of pizza?"
 
 
>Gilda was ravenously wolfing down her lasagna
>You were afraid to even touch her
>Finally she cleaned her plate and licked it clean
>G: "Dude this pizza cake is awesome!"
"Yeah, it's pretty-"
>G: "Are you gonna eat that?"
>You looked down at your own plate, you had barely take three bites
"Come on i already gave you my payday."
>G: "Fork it over pretty boy!"
>'Pretty boy?'
"Damn it, did Twilight tell you i was gay?"
>G: "What?"
"You called me pretty boy."
>Gilda turned red
>G: "Just shut up and hand it over if you aren't going to eat it dweeb."
>You boldly loaded your fork with another bite of pasta and brought it up to your mouth
>Slowly opening it you introduce the lasagna to your molars
"Hmm."
>G: "You little snot!"
>Gilda reaches over the table and grabs you by the neck of your shirt
>Just then the fire alarm is triggered
>At first no one reacts, then total anarchy ensues
>Of course your school has these surprise fire drills once in a while so people take the chance to act like idiots
>Some are better than others
>A few throw their hands up and scream "Fire!" or "We're all gonna die!" then crap themselves laughing
>Others open up the lunchroom windows and run outside like children at recess
>The supervising teachers just let it happen, how the hell are they going to control 200 wackadoos?
>Then there were the stragglers, mostly seniors, dealers, and teacher's aides
>They just waited for the others to trample out before calmly exiting in a neat and orderly fashion
>Gilda was still clinging to you
>G: "What the hell's going on?"
"Fire drill i guess."
>You pry her hand off you and pick up your plate and carton of milk then follow suit with the others
 
>Everyone who decided not to skip out of school was standing outside on the front lawn of the school
>Firefighters were called in, two engines and an ambulance were parked out front
Boy looks like they're really going all out on this one. Maybe someone thought it'd be funny to call them out.
>You gulp down another bite and take a swig
>All your attention was drawn to the plate
>You cut off another piece as a familiar voice calls out
>B: "Anon! Jeez, what the hell happened?"
"I don't know, i think some idiot just pulled the alarm for fun."
>B: "Doesn't look like it."
>Bryce points back at the building
>You stuff your face yet again as you turn
>Behind you there was a smoking window pane with a good amount of black smoke pouring out of it
>It was on the second floor
"Huh, i wonder what it was. Hey where'd you guys go i didn't catch you at lunch?"
>B: "Me and my girl were having a picnic in the park up the road."
"Mreally? I cam't thee you ad a pignig"
>B: "Hey, i can go to picnics if i want."
>You shrug and prepare another bite
>GF: "Hey isn't that the chemistry lab?"
>You freeze
>B: "Hey, yeah. I wonder what happened?"
>You put the fork down
"Here you go Gilda, suddenly i'm not so hungry."
>G: "Sweet."
>Gilda takes the plate without so much as a thank you
>B: "Boy we got out just in time huh Anon?"
 
>You couldn't stop fidgeting
>You were sitting outside the principal's office biting your nails
>The guard stood in the corner glowering at you
>You paid him no never mind
>What the fuck was gonna happen to you?
>Gilda was sitting next to you but not by choice
>She was fingered by one of the cunts from class and was dragged here
>G: "Chill will ya?"
>You shrug her off
"This is serious shit Gilda."
>You feel a tangent coming on when the door opens
>Secretary: "Anon E. Moose."
>Your body tenses up
>Se: "The principal will see you now."
>The woman spoke with clear venom in her voice
>Se: "Now Anon!"
>You grip the edge of your seat before standing up
>Time to face the music
>The secretary gave you a look of disgust as entered the office
>Gilda was right behind you
>Se: "Not you...miss. You'll have to wait your turn."
>The Secretary promptly shut the door behind her
 
>Guard: "Sit down."
>Gilda looked from the door to him, he didn't seem to be asking
>G: "What's going to happen to him?"
>Gu: "He'll probably get expelled from school. Now sit!"
>Gilda felt the urge to yell at him, but she wasn't among ponies anymore
>This guard looked like he meant business
>Grudgingly she took the chair next to the door
>G: "So he gets expelled, big deal. Can't he just finish up school somewhere else? He's too much of a baby crying like that."
>Gu: "Yeah, after he finishes his stint in Juve. If he's lucky that's all they'll give him."
>G: "Juve?"
>Gu: "Juvenile hall? But who knows he's almost a grown man, they might actually send him to jail for arson."
>G: "A-arson? What the hell are you talking about?"
>Gu: "You were there weren't you? Ya little smartass."
>G: "No way. Anon and me ran ditched that lame potions class and went for lunch."
>Gu: "Oh, so your little boyfriend set it up to go off after he left, huh?"
>G: "What!?"
>Gu: "Those kids said he set up the equipment from his station."
>Gilda growled at him
>G: "He's not my boyfriend."
>Gu: "I don't care, plenty kids saw him walk out. Even if he didn't plan it, he left his station with an open flame. That makes him guilty."
>Gilda knew he was right, the both of you did just leave.
>Except for Trevor!"
>The guards radio crackled
>"Security to the Gymnasium, assault in progress."
>Gu: "Those little jagoffs. Stay here!"
>Gilda crossed her arms as he left
>Where else would she go?
>Oh yeah, anywhere
 
>While Gilda was off exploring the annals of your school you were a tad busy getting chewed out
>While the principal was listing off the prices for all the shit that burned down the haggard old bitch of a secretary was just staring daggers at you from the corner
>Her beady little eyes narrowed to near slits making her look like a chink
>Her lips pursed and stretched to tighten the wrinkles on her worn out geezer face
>Honestly she couldnt've been more than 55 years old, but she was that special kind of bitch
>You know the crotchety old bitch that didn't get none when she was young cause she was such a fucking prude
>Now her cooter is damn near dried up and useless so she has to take out her sexual frustrations on someone?
>You swore if you were set free you'd buy scruffy a bottle of vodka and convince him to fuck that bony self righteous spinster for her own good
>A quick glance to her grants you another condescending shake of her head
>Screw it, there wouldn't be enough liquor or dick for that female
>The principal set down his papers and wiped his sweaty balding head
>He was a short fat man with a mustache
>You've probably seen him on tv a dozen times already
>Pr: "And worst of all you damaged the counters we put in just last year! Do you have any idea how many programs we had to cut to raise the money for those counters!"
>You remembered that renovation, one of the workers bought you a burrito from the roach coach for helping him out
>Pr: "So are you going to admit it? Or do we have to take this to court?"
>I didn't do it you FAGGOT!
>You wanted so much to scream at the top of your lungs but you knew you were fucked
>These people were just going to keep trying to hammering into you
>Pr: "Just make it easy on yourself anon. I don't want to drag this out."
>You stared through him, all he wanted was a confession
>Se: "Oh for God's sake you hooligan just say you did it!"
"Why?"
>Both of them were surprised at your answer
>You were just stalling
>Pr: "Why? WHY? You did it! You purposely set fire to that classroom!"
"How do you know i did it?"
>Pr: "It was your lab equipment! The substitute saw you pull it out!"
"That doesn't mean i did it."
>He slammed his fist against the table
>Pr: "Ms. Priss would you please send in Mr. Beakman?