>You wake up to a cool clear morning
>Rainbow Dash and Lyra are snuggled up under your arms on either side for warmth
>You lay your head back and let your mind wander
>Soon enough you're thinking of last night and what Dash said to you
>You feel your cheeks burn again and curse yourself to maintain your manliness
>"A girl came on to me last night and i just let it go? What the hell?"
>Disappointed and angry with yourself you look at Rainbow Dash and wonder if she was just teasing you
>You watch her sleep for a minute before you start imagining things
>Sexy things
>Looking at her sleeping form you start to feel a familiar feel
>That feely kind of feel when you feel...'feely'
>Slowly you let your arm drift from her shoulder just a little lower down to her elbow
>You gulp and wonder if this is right
>The girls you felt up before were fully aware of your intentions
>This one is asleep though, but the way she let herself on yesterday you feel its okay
>After all she is the one that started it
>You freeze up at the thought that practically every rapist in the history of the world has used this logic
>Rainbow Dash moans in her sleep and adjust her grip on your chest
>Fuckit.jpg
>"I'm not going to force myself on her. Just gonna cop a feel is all. No harm, no foul"
>Questioning yourself and your intentions one last time you decide to go for it and start lowering your hold on her
>You bite your lip as you move from her elbow to her waist and the exposed skin of her midrift
>"And where the hell were you last night fucker?"
>You move your hand below her waist line and start migrating from her side to her behind
>Rainbow stirs again and you instantly raise your hand back to her shoulder
>She doesn't wake up
>Breathing a sigh of relief you begin your quest again when Lyra shuffles next to you
>You freeze and watch her snuggle deeper into embrace
>She cuddles with you like a puppy would
>Except she's a full grown miniature horse
>A full grown female miniature horse
>A full grown female miniature horse who you just so happened to clop to on ocassion
>No.
>Really boner?
>Oh, who the hell are you kidding.
>Looking back one last time at Rainbow Dash you begin a similar quest for Lyra's plot.
>Good thing she's smaller
>Your hand is also located conveniently on her midsection
>And unlike human Rainbow Dash her marehood is open to you
>Unf, just the thought of it makes you want to...now wait a minute
>Fucking brain. Bestiality is only a thing when the animal isn't conscious sentient feeling creature
>According to religion you can't have sex with anything that doesn't know the difference between right and wrong
>And your pretty positive these ponies already know that, so there
>Back to work
>You slide your hand further down her body until you feel the hairs on her tail
>It twitches slightly as you grab its base and push it aside
>You freeze and look at Lyra who's smiling in her sleep
>You have your doubts about her real state of mind as you begin another slow but steady migration
>Your pulse is racing and your boner raging as you start to feel smooth hairless skin
>This is it Anon. Do or die. Make it or break it. All or nothing.
>"Morning Anon!"
>You yelp and jump over Lyra, off the hood of your car, and fall flat on your face
>Apparently your girlish screams also woke up the rest of your friends
>RD: "Morning Pinkie. Hey, where's anon?"
>L: "Over here. Anon fell down."
>Rainbow Dash comes over next to Lyra and sees you on the ground
>RD "Hey anon, whatchu doin down there?"
>TS: "Anon are you okay?"
>R: "Darling you mustn't so energetic in the morning. Poor anon's hasn't gotten used to you yet."
>P: "Oopsie, sorry anon."
>You don't even bother lifting your face up. You just give them all a thumbs up to show you're okay.
>FS: "Oh, you poor thing. Would you like me to wake you up next time? I promise I'll be gentle."
"That's cool"
>RD: "Hey anon, I'm hungry."
"Okay, just give me a few."
>Your boner died instantly after the pink bomb dropped a dose of reality on you. You just wanted to recover from your shame of squealing like a bitch
>AJ: "Hey anon?"
"You hungry to AJ?"
>AJ: "No."
"Then?"
AJ: "I, uh, need to use the ladies room."
>You look up in disbelief
"You do?"
>Applejack nods. Rarity is the next admit to needing to 'freshen up in the powder room'
>Soon everyone is in accordance and you see no way out of it.
>Defeated you pick yourself off the floor and muddle to your seat
"Let's go."