>Day Scratch and Sniff in Equestria.
>You wake up early in the morning, the sun just making its way above the horizon.
>Shit, Shower, Shave.
>You settle down in the kitchen, pouring yourself a bowl of cereal.
>You’re wearing only your boxers: it feels good.
>You suspect you have a good hour or two before Fluttershy comes to bug you.
>*Knock knock knock*
>God dammit.
>You sigh, throwing on a pair of pants and a shirt.
>You open your front door to see Celestia.
>Oh.
>Not a joke, it’s really her.
>Twilight pokes her head up from behind her.
>“Hey Anon! The Princess was visiting Ponyville, and she figured she’d drop in and see how you were doi”
>Celestia hip checks Twilight to the side, sending her sprawling down your hill.
>She shoots you a smile.
>“Good morning, Anonymous! I was just visiting Ponyville, and I figured I’d drop in and see how you were doing!”
>You shrug at her.
>A few moments pass as the two of you stand in your doorway.
>You enjoy the silence.
>Celestia’s smile becomes more strained.
>“So… how’s Ponyville been treating you?”
“Alright.”
>Celestia sighs.
>When you’d first come to Equestria, she’d never gotten you to talk much.
>Not like you didn’t want to talk to her; you just didn’t see the point.
>She tried a lot, such as making you laugh.
>You did, but it didn’t open you much more.
>She’s been visiting you every so often, attempting more and more ploys.
>You wonder what she’ll try this time.
>GLOMP
>You step backwards as Celestia almost knocks you over with a hug.
>You stand awkwardly, not entirely sure what to do now.
>Celestia sniffs after a moment.
>Is she crying?
>You pat her on the back softly as she tightens her grip on you.
>“This smell. You smell… more potent now.”
“…What?”
>“Like the sweetest of cake. I just… I just want to eat you up!”
>She releases you from the hug, a slightly crazed look in her eye.
>Nope.jpg
>You push past her, running down your hill.
>Twilight lies at the bottom, looking dazed.
>She looks at you as you run towards her.
>“Anon, what’re you doing? Where’s the Princ-”
>She yelps as Celestia tackle glomps you once more, pushing you to the ground.
>“GIVE ME YOUR CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS.”
>“Princess, what are you doing? Anon, are you alri-”
 >Twilight pauses.
>She breathes in deeply.
“Oh, balls.”
>“Mmmm… it smells like…  Shining Armor?”
>Eh?
>Twilight shudders suddenly, a ripple moving through her body.
>You sniff and smell her scents.
>A small pool appears at her feet.
>Gross.
>Before you can attempt to edge yourself away from her, a purple aura surrounds Celestia.
>“NO! Shining’s dick belongs to me, you harlot!”
>Celestia is thrown from your body and onto the ground.
>Twilight jumps on her, attempting to pin her to the ground.
>You have no idea what’s going on, but you don’t have time to think.
>You begin to make your way through town, jumping over ponies and boxes alike.
>Soon you reach a small gathering of Ponies.
>In the centre you recognize two ponies.
>To be exact, two Alicorns; Cadence and Luna apparently came with Celestia.
>Luna spots you, and you attempt to signal to her to not make any noise.
>“HUZZAH ANON! WHERE IS OUR SISTER? WE THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH YOU!”
>Cadence looks over and waves, a big smile on her face.
>You sigh and wave back.
>A flash of light blinds you, and you cover your eyes.
>When you look again, all the ponies except Luna and Cadence are gone.
>In their place is Celestia.
>“NO STUDENT OF MINE WILL STOP ME!”
>Another flash, and Celestia has tackled you again.
>Luna and Cadence rush over, looking confused.
>They pause as they get close.
>Oh god…
“NO!”
>You haven’t yelled in years.
>It’s too late though, and both of their eyes glaze over.
>Cadence licks her lips.
>“Chrysallis?”
>Luna simply stares at you, her eyes growing more and more intense.
>“Trixie?”
>You have no idea what those names mean, but you don’t like the looks on their faces.
>“IMMA PUT SPRINKLES ON YA”
>You start, suddenly remembering the Sun Goddess lying on your chest.
>You struggle, but it’s no use.
>Celestia leans down, but a blast of magic knocks her off of you.
>Luna steps forward, attempting to reach you.
>Cadence will have none of that however.
>Another magic laser shoots out of her horn, sending Luna flying.
>She looms over you, her hooves on your thigh.
>“I’ve never felt more alive than I did in your Dungeon, Chryssy!”
>Kinky.
>Celestia is back on her feet at this point, but a blast of purple appears above Cadence as Celestia shoots her magic.
>“GET OFF MY BROTHER, HARLOT!”
>Twilight lands on Cadence, biting down on her neck.
>Celestia’s beam hits both Cadence and Twilight.
>Several screams later, and the four of them are too distracted to notice you quietly get to your feet and walk away.
>You head to Sugarcube Corner; you enjoyed Pinkie Pie’s company.
>You never had to talk with her, since even if you wanted to you wouldn’t be able to get a word in edgewise.
>Not a second after you settle down Pinkie Pie appears above you, handing you a cupcake and yammering on about something you’re sure is interesting.
>At the moment, you’re far too tired to listen.
>You lean back, closing your eyes and listening to the sounds of magic explosions in the distance.
>You imagine they’ll lose track of your scent soon enough and calm down.
>It’s been a long day.
>…
>It’s at this point you realize it’s not even Noon.
End