>*Crack*
>*Pomf*
“Oww”
>You hit the ground. Hard.
>At least it wasn’t concrete.
>Dazed, you feel the leafy bottom below you.
>Wet and somewhat decayed.
>Recovering from your fall, you begin to look around, trees to all sides.
>“Well this is just great,” A voice in your head speaks.
“What?”
>”Hello, I don’t believe we’ve met before now. You can call me Jimmy”.
“What? Where are we?”
>”Come on now Anon, you took a mighty big fall from the trees up there. You need to focus on what is important right now. Your head is bleeding.”
>You rub your hand down the back of your head.
>Blood seeps down your neck. Lovely.
>”Now I need you to listen carefully.”
>”You need to get up and make your way into the nearby town.”
>Still in a recovering state you reply.
“Okay, where do I go?”
>”Head east, to Ponyville.”
“East? How the hell do I know where east is? I'm not a compass. And Ponyville? let me repeat, what?!”
>”Over that way!”
>He points your head in some direction.
>How can he do that? Strange.
“Okay, I guess.”
 
 
>Pulling yourself up, your knees seem shaky.
“Come on Anon, control it.”
>You seize your legs and begin to walk forward.
>You make your way into the next clearing, pushing bushes out of your face. They irritate your sides and legs.
>”STOP!” Jimmy exclaimed.
>You stop, confused, peering into the distance and noticing something.
>You guess it’s an animal?
“Jimmy, what is that?”
>”CROUCH DAMMIT!”
>You quickly crouch, feeling a little rustled by Jimmy’s words.
>”I don’t know what that is, but by the look of it, it doesn’t look natural.”
>He’s right, It looks like it’s a mashup of different animals.
>Tiger, Scorpion, and wings.
>What da fuq is that? Once again, Strange. No, not even strange, way more than that. This is blatantly impossible!
>”Move around it, slowly.”
>You aren't autistic. You fucking know what to do.
“Yeah, I know...” you whisper.
>You are happy Jimmy is here to guide you, but he is starting to become a little bitch.
>You move slowly around the edge of the clearing, making sure it doesn’t notice you. The leaves lightly brush away with little noise.
>As you near the end, Jimmy speaks up.
>”RUN YOU BITCH!”
>”HAUL IT”
“WHAT THE FUCK JIMMY!”
>You said that a bit too loud.
 
 
>You turn and see what you didn’t want to see.
>”Here he comes, you better move.”
>You sprint ahead as well as you could.
>”He is gaining on us you know. heh.”
“Not helping Jimmy!”
>Jimmy seemed to enjoy this.
>What a fuck up.
>You jump over bushes and through tree limbs.
>Stumbling on a root that strayed on the path, you fall to the ground.
“Fuck, MY KNEE!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5reDsSIiAk
*Hiss*
“AHH”
>The animal a few yards from you now.
>It pounces.
>*Roar!* *Tear*
>It strips away, the tight skin that lines your backside.
“Oh sweet baby Jesus please help me.”
>A flash appears before your eyes.
>The creature roars.
>Next you see a boulder. Not just any boulder. That was a nice boulder.
>It crashes into the creature full force, pinning it down by its scorpion tail.
>This boulder is GIGANTIC!
>”That will teach you!” screams a distant voice.
“Thank you Jesus!”
>”De nada” Jimmy blurts.
“Shut it, Jimmy.”
>Your head begins to twirl around, still lying facedown on the floor from the impact of the beast.
>Goodbye consciousness, we will talk later.
>”Oh my Celestia, you look hurt!” that same voice calls as you slip from reality.
 
 
“W...Whoa, where am I?”
>It is dark all around besides a circle of light in what you assume is a closed room.
>”You are in my world now, Anon.”
>Recognizing that voice, you know who.
“Jimmy, what's going on here?”
>”You’re asleep right now, don’t worry though, I have a feeling like you will be fine.”
“A feeling?”
>”Eeyup.” Jimmy replies in a southern accent.
“I remember now, that thing leaped on my back and scratched the hell out of me.”
“WHAT DA HELL MAN?”
“WHAT WAS THAT BACK THERE?”
>”I enjoy unsettling you, I had a good feeling you would be fine in the end though.”
“What? You little piece of shit. You could have gotten me killed!”
>”Ahh, but I didn’t.”
“But you’re not helping me, you are practically signing my death warrant!”
>”Oh come on now, I thought we were bros.”
“What! No man, fuck you. I don’t even know who or what you are!”
>”I am you, just a section of you, segmented in my own realm as a free roaming sentient being.”
“Well I don’t want your help anymore! I did fine without you before and It can stay like that.”
>”feelsbadman.png”
>”Alright, I won’t help. Don’t expect me to show up if you ever need me.”
“Deal.” you grunt harshly.
 
 
>You awaken from the dream-like state.
>Pain grapes down your spine as you try to adjust yourself from a rather wet with sweat bed.
>Seems like you smell too. Just an ordinary male’s body odor.
>You look around, analyzing the room.
>It was white, with medical equipment stacked up in the corners.
>That much you could tell because of the EKG beeping next to you.
>You don’t feel much pain, they must have some kick ass pain killers as well.
>You reach around to feel your head.
>Bandaged, good.
>You almost shut your eyes for some rest when a voice comes from the door.
>“Well hello!”
>You see the source.
>HOLY HELL A TALKING HORSE!
>What. What. waht. wut. m8?
>Your eyes widen
>You rub them in astonishment.
>”Do you understand me?” it continues.
>Come on anon, you got this.
>Just a horse that can talk.
“y..yess..”
>”Great!”
>The horse is a light shade of purple.
>Lavender I guess, was never really good with colors. too many of them.
>She slowly begins to walk over to you.
>Oh shit, wut do?
>She is scanning your body as she comes closer.
>She is now looking into your eyes, standing next to you.
>”What are you?”
“Me? What are you!”
>”I’m Twilight Sparkle! A pony of Ponyville, student of Princess Celestia.”
“A pony ehh?”
>”Yes.” A little offended. “Well, what are you?” She repeats herself.
“I’m Anon! A human of Earth, above-average working class citizen.”
>”A human? Never heard of that species. cool a new species!” she replies excitable.
“What happened back there? Where am I?”
>”You are in the Ponyville hospital. You were severely injured after that manticore cut up your back and smashed your head.”
“So it was a manticore, fucking cunt”
>ignoring your language Twilight says ”Well yes, I took care of it and brought you here to get you help.”
“Well thanks. did you kill it?”
>”Oh Celestia no, I would never do that. I Threw a boulder at it and it ran away after getting loose from the boulder’s grasp. I am afraid that I crushed its tail though.”
“Good work, Twilight was it?”
>She nods, ”Now can you please tell me what it is you were doing out in the Everfree forest?”
>Hesitating, you nod and speak.
“Honestly, I was trying to get out of the forest, I just poofed there you see.”
>”No, I don’t know what you mean.” she says will a confused look.
“I can’t really explain it, It has a lot of complicated physics and other sciences involved.”
>She gets a BIG grin.
>”Please try to explain, I’m a bit of a scientist myself!” she exclaims with anticipation.
“Well, ok.”
“I work in a science lab that performs dimensional research.”
“Whether it be my world, or others.”
>”Whoah, I knew you were different, but are you telling me that you’re from another universe?”
“Yes, we work to gain knowledge about time and space. Its really quite interesting ”
>You ‘forget’ to tell her that this may have been against your governments wishes.
>Not really important.
>”So you are passionate about knowledge, like me!” she says with a glimmer in her eyes.
“Yes, my team and I continue to push the laws of nature!”
“We built a machine, one normally not given clearance for human use. But my research required me.”
>You feel very professional, being a young prodigy that you are. A mere 21 years of age was enough to impress anyone.
“I got in and said ‘see ya suckers’ and now I am here.”
>”Wow! thats incredible, I’ve got to tell people about this. but not now. I still have many more questions!”
>See? You do impress.
>But why are you so easily explaining this to a pony? Why willing give up your secrets to someone you don’t know, a species you don’t know. They may be dangerous and use your intel to gain access to Earth. Invading it and ending Earth before it gets started.
>This pony is too cute for such heinous acts.
>Maybe that it their cover? They may be using it as a deceptive blindfold to what will come next!
“I will try to answer what I can.” you say calmly.
>”Ok, okay. You went into the machine and then turned it on, transporting you into the Everfree Forest?”
“I guess so, That is also how I got this head injury, It was quite a fall.”
>”Okay, next question: You are a human?”
>you nod
>”I don’t fully understand what that is.” she looks down at your hands.
>You grin, her ignorance and inquisitive nature is soo cute. Damn they have good cover.
“You’ve noticed my hands. Humans evolved from apes millions of years ago, these hands are still shown in them as well. Do you know of primates?”
>”Yes, we used to have those if you look at the fossil record.”
“Yes, good. We are an offshoot of that, we developed nearly-hairless bodies and a broader intelligence.”
>”Amazing!” she says genuinely interested.
>”Im soo glad I got this opportunity to speak with another intellectual!”
“Well if thats all of your questions at the moment, I would like to ask you some.”
>”Okay.”
“First then, You are a pony, a purple pony. Why are you so exotic?”
>She blushes
>You didn’t realize you complimented her.
>”Most ponies have somewhat flamboyant colors in their coat and mane.”
“Well, I know of ponies on my world. They are usually bland with very definite color systems.”
>”Not our ponies!”
“Mhmm, moving on...”
 
 
>You talk to her for an hour or so.
>She explains that you're in a land called Equestria and that it is ruled by two monarchs, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna.
>This land seems very peaceful.
>Much more different from earth
>Wait a minute.
>You shake your head.
“How did you move that boulder when you stopped that manticore!?”
>”O well, magic of course!” she says with a stare.
“Magic? You have that?”
>”Yes, watch this.”
>She then begins levitating the class of water that the nurse brought in not long ago.
>It was massed in a purple aura.
>Mind = Blown
“How the hell does that work!” you exclaim.
>”that may take a lot longer to explain. Well you see, only unicorns can do magic. There are other types of ponies in this world.”
>”There are unicorns, pegasi, earth ponies, and alicorns. Unicorns have the horn” she points to her horn with a great smile.
>Dat cute face. Feeling the need to hug, MUST SUBSIDE.
>You take a deep breath, calming yourself.
>”Pegasi have wings and are exceptional at manipulating the weather.”
>Weather? okay, whatever.
>”Earth ponies are good with the Earth and agricultural duties.”
>Suckers, heh.
>”Finally, alicorns have both horns and wings. Only the Princesses I told you about are alicorns.”
“Okay well, that magic shit is fucking sweet. I want to learn that.”
>”I don’t know if you can, and even if you could, you still need to recover here in the hospital.”
>Damn
>”Well I really enjoyed this conversation of ours, I learned a lot! But I need to contact the Princess as soon as possible. Will you be alright?”
“Yeah I will be fine” you say an awkward grin.
>She walks out of the door and you are left alone.
>Well, she seems nice enough, could this be truly innocence and not a plot to invade Earth?
>You assume so.
>You are generally excited with the ways this experiment of yours has played out.
>You will have a lot of things to do before returning to your world, if you can return.
>Too much right now.
>You drift away, falling into a sleep.
>”Goodnight” Jimmy whispers.