I'm sorry. I needed to come out of my head.
 
>Day MEGA in Equestia
>You are Green Biker Dude.
>While on your way to help Megaman in raiding the maverick base, you went through a tunnel and came out here.
>You sensors went nuts. From what they are saying you’re not even on Earth!
>pushing the thought out, you grit your teeth and keep going.
>Once you arrived you did a long range scan to pick up any signs of life.
>Well, you found some, and are heading towards it right now, your Ride Chaser accelerating you ever towards your goal.
>Suddenly, your sensors start alerting you to a presence above you! Looking overhead you spot... A blue pony with wings? Thats keeping up with you?
>FUCK THAT NOISE!
>You push your bike to go faster. Soaring ahead of the pony.
>Looking in the mirror you notice the pony catching up to you and grinning.
>”You’re pretty fast, Green dude! But can you keep up with this?!”
>The blue pony flies ahead, a rainbow trail streaking behind her.
>Grinning you sink down into your seat.
>You shift your bike into overdrive.
>Flames burst from the back as you shoot forward, quickly catching up to the pony. It looks down at you in disbelief, it’s mouth dropping open.
>You smirk and pull ahead.
>Your sensors start to tell you that a few more of these ‘ponies’ were ahead of you.
>That didn’t matter though. You were going so fast, so free. You did the most natural thing in the world.
>You popped a wheelie.
>It was wonderful. The dust cloud kicked up from the thrusters, silhouetting your magnificent approach. The roar of the engine in tune with your electric heart.
>You felt truly alive, but then, something went horribly wrong.
>Lasers.
>Purple lasers flying past you left and right! You don’t have time to dodge, you’re going too fast!
>The lasers hit, and both you are your ride go up in flames. You bail out, your ride exploding in scrap metal.
>As you lay in the dirt, your circuitry slowly dying, you smile. In the end, you did it. You popped a wheelie.
>For justice.