Original Author: Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 00:47:43 No.19463335
Ugh... But... Why?
>"Hehe, you have SO much to learn about Equestrian society, Anon!"
>"I Mean, I know Estrus isn't a thing where you come from, but..."
>Twilight squeezes and contracts a few more times, then finally pulls off
>"You need to learn that if a mare likes you, and she wants you, you're in no position to refuse her advances."
>"It's just one of the unwritten rules, Anon."
>She rubs your cheek with a hoof
>"Besides, if you come from a Patriarchy, you MUST like this! It's just free sex!"
>"Right, Anon?"
 
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>Twilight is actually lying to anon to see how much sex she can get out of a naive new comer
>Anon figures this out eventually but plays along with it cause hey free sex
>Anon starts taking advantage of this finding excuses to help her problem like a 'good male citizen' at increasingly awkward situations parents visiting, dentist appointments, etc.
>Twilight hast to cover her ass in increasingly hamfisted excuses to cover her ass and prevent her from getting in trouble
>Hilarity ensues
 
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writer_ !q4X9Fm43Dk Sun 31 Aug 2014 08:34:59 No.19510364
>Day hot, sweaty sex in Twi's kitchen in Equestria
>With a full-body shudder and a groan, Twilight Sparkle finishes
>The pitter-patter of several droplets of mare goo splattering against the kitchen floor is the only other noise
>You are anonymous
>And you are satisfied, but not particularly amused
"You done yet?"
>Twilight Sparkle doesn't seem to react at first, instead continuing to grind her deliciously soft butt back against your crotch
>"Nnaaah..." Twilight pants something incomprehensible, lost in ecstasy
>You sigh and roll your eyes.
>It wasn't the first time Twilight Sparkle had practically demanded sex from you at the most inopportune moments
>In this instance it was while you were cooking some pancakes for your rumbling tummy.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle, ten minutes earlier
>You are REALLY on edge.
>It's -that- time of year, and you know what that means...
>Another two weeks of self-imposed isolation in the treehouse.
>With occasional ventures down to the market to buy cucumbers and olive oil.
>And there's no shame about that whatsoever.
>Estrus is a perfectly natural thing.
>But - welp - to be frank, you're sort of distracted, for lack of a better word
>As not even books about the driest history imaginable were completely free of raping and pillaging.
>...And of course, you've got that human stallion hanging around.
>The letter to Princess Cadence you're writing isn't going so well as a result.
>You're on your millionth draft.
>Earlier attempts looked like this:
>
>"Dear Princess Cadence.
>I'm writing to tell you that I'm in heat.
>
>"Dear Sister,
>How are you? I hope all in the Crystal Empire as well. Now, you're the element of love.Do you know anything about heat relief sp-
>
>Dear Cadence,
>How are you doing? How's my brother? I haven't spoken to you guys in ages, I hope you're all okay.
>I know it's a strange question, but do you have the address of that one guard - the pegasus? The one with the orange coat and the blue mane?
>
>Not going well.