2. AiE: Journey for the Wishing Stone -Anon the great-
 
>You are Anonymous, human extraordinaire.
>After circumstances beyond your control, you've found yourself stranded in a bazaar world of brightly colored talking ponies.
>One minute you're taking a late night walk through your favorite park.
>The next thing you know, your waking up in a cramped dudgeon cell.
>After what seems like hours of yelling, someone finally response.
>Well, not so much someone as... some pony?
>A weird looking white horse with a dark and light blue mane shows up.
>Is that a horn?
>I've got to remember to lay off the junk food before bed.
>The unicorn...Your brain almost hurts to even consider the fact you're seeing, much less talking with a unicorn.
>He tells you to keep the noise down.
>This being a dream, you decide to have some fun with him.
A:"Why don't you make me!"
>The pony smirks.
SA:"Well, if you insist."
>Just then a beam of light comes from his horn.
>It's a direct hit to your center.
>Your engulfed by a strange glowing light.
>...then nothing.
A:"...was something suppose to happen?"
>The unicorn's face is overcome with shock.
>He quickly rushes out of sight.
>Once again you're all alone.
>Sometime later, the unicorn returns.
>This time, however, he is not alone.
>He brings another unicorn, this one also white but is much larger.
>This one also has wings.
>Still confirmed for crazy.
>This one appears to be more feminine, with a translucent multi colored mane.
>It's almost... hypnotic.
C:"Who are you, strange one?"
>Her voice is kind, somewhat soothing.
A:"I'm Anonymous. Where am I?"
C:"Anonymous, what a funny name."
>She says in a cheerful tone.
>You are less than amused.
C:"This is Canterlot dungeon. You are currently our 'guest'.
A:"You've got a pretty messed up sense of humor for a talking horse."
>Your comment didn't sit well with the male unicorn.
SA:"You watch your mouth when referring to the princess!"
A:"Princess?"
>The winged unicorn nods.
C:"I am princess Celestia, ruler of all of Equestria. You've already met Shinning Armor."
A:"Heh, and you said I had the funny name."
>Shinning Armor's eyes narrow.
>Celestia only laughs.
C:"My Anonymous, you have quite the rebellious spirit. If I may ask, where do you come from?"
A:"Um, Earth I guess. I don't suppose you've heard of it?"
>Celestia shakes her head.
C:"I can't say that I have. How did you get here from this 'Earth'?"
>Anon lets out a tired sigh.
A:"I was hoping you could tell me."
>There is a brief silence.
A:"Princess Celestia?"
C:"Yes, Anonymous?"
A:"This... isn't a dream is it?"
C:"...No, Anonymous. I don't believe so."
>You slump down, sitting on you tiny horse bed.
A:"I was afraid you'd say that."
 
>A few weeks have passed.
>Your still in your little pony dungeon.
>Not much to do but sit around and catch up on your sleep.
>The highlight of your day is eating and giving Shinning Armor the business.
>Boy, does he hate you.
>This amuses you to no end.
>Occasionally princess Sunbutt, as you affectionately named her, would stop in for her usual Q&A session.
>She would ask you about this and that.
>Where you lived, what life was like back home, your friends and family.
>You tell her pretty much what you think she wants to hear, as well as regaling her on some of your favorite movies.
>She would occasionally attempt a magic spell or two.
>Apparently magic really exist in this world.
>Not only that, but you have some sort of immunity to it.
>Same routine day in, day out.
>The one day, the door to your cell opens.
>Shinning armor is waiting for you and asks you to follow him.
>He escorts you, along with four armored ponies with spears, through the castle.
>This place is HUGE!
>Definitely bigger than than your cozy little pony prison.
>They lead you to the throne room.
>Perch on top of a large golden throne was Celestia.
>She proposes that I could leave the dungeons and stay in that palace in exchange for leaving Shinning Armor and the royal guards in peace.
>You give a smug glance at Shinning.
>He avoids you gaze.
>Looks like you've finally worn him down.
>You agree to the princess's terms.
>You're still forbidden to leave the castle grounds, but at least you have plenty of room to stretch you legs.
>She has even given you access to the royal archives.
>It's not the internet, but beggars can't be chooser.
>And so life goes on.
>Months have passed as you now reside in a pretty swanky guest room.
>Your meals are brought to you three times a day.
>You spend your days either in the royal garden, lounging under this massive oak tree, or cooped up in the archives learning about this alien world.
>Celestia still looks forward to your 'stories' of your home world.
>Someday you plan of telling her the ending to Empire Strikes Back.
>All and all, not such a bad life.
>Even still, you find yourself waking in a cold sweat in the middle of the night.
>No matter how good your life is here, you can't help but miss your old life.
>It's still hard to believe that you'd never seen your loved ones again.
>Everything you cared about is gone, like they never existed.
>The thought depresses you, but there's no point of dwelling on it.
>One night, as you walk the halls of the palace un able to sleep.
>You find yourself being drawn to the archives.
>You begin collecting books to read, stacking them in your arms.
>Your then notice a book high up on the shelf.
>You place the books you've collected on a nearby table and begin to climb.
>The librarian was a pegasus, so there were no ladders for you to use.
>You've almost reach the top when you feel the bookshelf begin to wobble.
>You quickly jump down and take cover just in time for the self to fall over.
>The shelves beside it begin to topple over like dominos, creating a huge mess of books.
>That pegasus isn't going to be happy with you once she sees this mess you've made.
>It was then you notice something.
>Behind the shelf you knocked over was some sort of compartment.
>inside was a golden horseshoe attach to the wall.
>You reach out to it and touch it.
>You hear some kind of mechanical noise, like the turning of gears as the compartment opens.
>Within sits a dusty old book, much older than the books and scrolls you've been reading.
>You feel a chill in the air as you pick up the book and begin to read.
>The first thing you notice is that it isn't written in pony language.
>It looked older and more complex, almost like hieroglyphics.
>Stranger still is that you understand what it says.
>You begin to speed read through the book when you are suddenly interrupted by a familiar annoyed voice.
SA:"What in Equestria have you done!"
>Shinning Armor is standing at the entrance of the archives with half of the royal guard.
SA:"When the princess hears about this, she'll send you back to the dungeons so fast-"
A:"Yeah great, put a move on it will ya.
>You respond while still reading through your latest discovery.
A:"While your at it, you might want to inform her on what i just found."
SA:"Oh really, and what's that?"
>You hold open you book, showing Shinning a passage that has caught your interest.
>On the page is an illustration of a magical relic.
>You grin as you reveal to the captain of the royal guard of your discovery.
A:"My ticket home."