>Day fetish and fetish accessory salesman in Equestria
>Pinkie Pie got bored one day and opened a sex shop
>Not that you have a problem with it since she gave you a job there, hell she made you the assistant manager
>Your in the backroom checking stocks when you hear the thing on the door that dings when some one opens it
"Just a moment!"
"Welcome to the Big Fetish sup-...."
"What do you want Fluttershy?"
>"I w-was wondering if ssselling other people fetishes was your fetish?"
"No?"
>She walks to a corner of the shop
>The part of the shop with the dragon dildos
>She returns a moment later with one thats nearly as large as a claymore sword
>Why does Pinko even stock that stuff, its literally meant to be a wallhanger
>"C-can you reccomend this product as being high quality?"
"I uh...I'm sure Pinkie only has the best"
>"H-have you tested these p-p-products yourself?"
"No, if you are not here for serious business I'm going to have to ask you to leave"
>She walks to another part of the shop
>You go about your duties as assistant manager
>She returns a moment later
>"I-I would l-like to checkout now"
>Ring her up, she purchased:1 broadsword length dragon dildo, leather clothing of some sort, and fluorescent lube of differing colors
>After you lock up the shop that day you are walking home
>Fluttershy appears looking like braveheart in almost leather armor wearing the lube as warpaint
>"T-there-eep"
>"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
>You think fast and pull out your dildo lightsaber [all employees get one]
>You hit the button and it deploys its blade with a 'schlonk' sound instead of cool lazer noises
>You and Fluttershy fight
>You gain an opportunity and thrust [not with your pelvis]
"DIRECT HI-BLERG"
>You jammed the sword into her marehood
>Drop the sword
>Run home
>That night you dreamed of strangling Jarjar