>Day attempting to write something in Equestria
>You are sitting at your desk trying to come up with a funny story for your news paper column, but are having trouble
"Maybe I could do a scat fetish...no...thats been done to death"
"Perhaps a-uh-well...crap I don't even know how that one works..."
 "I bet Pinkie knows some kinky stuff...Rarity too..."
>Fluttershy has been attempting to sneak up on you for about 5 minutes now, but you ignored it
"Fluttershy do you know what Rarity's fetish is?"
>"EEEEeeeepp"
>"Uh-w-well unicorns enjoy hornplay if I r-remember..."
>She blushes
>Wonder how much experimenting she did in her youth
"Thank you Fluttershy, that will be all, show yourself out now please"
>"O-ok"
>"Is Rarity's fetish your fetish?"
"I don't have a horn you incompetent banana"
>"Y-Y-you have a horn alright"
"Just leave"
>Now to come up with some horn play BS
>Thank god Fluttershy doesn't have a horn