>It's been about a week since you arrived here in Equestria
>You've honestly lost track of the time since you first woke up in that dark room, long long ago
>And in the time since then, the unthinkable has happened
>You've actually given up any aspirations of returning to Earth and have accepted your new fate
>That of a blue pegasus filly with pegasus parents
>Well, foal for the time being. It'd take a while to get over the fact that you have to wear diapers constantly
>And the fact that everyone treats you like a fucking baby
>But hey, give it another five or so more years and you'll be back to causing trouble again! And no jail time for minors!
>Anyway, enough exposition, as you finally shed yourself of your past life the rest of your new family is shedding themselves of their house
>For you
>No matter how much you loved your old parents, you can't help but feel that even they wouldn't have given up their house for your safety
>It's kind of touching
>But here you sit, on the living room floor arbitrarily moving around the rubber ducky from bathtime and some pots as best as you can with your limited hoof-dexterity
>Meanwhile a bunch of pegasi are busy taking out the furniture while Mom and Dad pack their bags for Fillydelphia
>Back on Earth you visited Philadelphia once for a school trip...
>You really really hope that Fillydelphia is nothing like it
>Just from the school bus going between 'famous historical locations' you spotted more homeless people than you could count
>And god knows how many drug deals in back alleys
>To snap you out of your flashbacks, Mom comes up and starts grabbing the pots, smiling at you
>"Sorry sweetie, but Mommy's gotta pack these up"
>*Oh come on, you're just gonna leave me with the du-*
>And then Dad came up and grabbed the rubber ducky before glancing around
>"And, I uhh... I just need this..."
>You and Mom both giggle at that
 
>... You still didn't know what they were going to do for money once the three of you got to your new house
>Having a couple pegasi to handle the weather could be pretty good for an Earth city, though
>Oh crap you're going to be the weird one in school
>You'll be the one black kid in the all white Jewish school!
>These fools, they've damned you to a life of ridicule!
>... Again!
>At least this time you can claim racism... And fly
>Maybe you'll be the cool kid this time
>Show all them bitches who's the King of the Skies
>Err, Queen of the Skies
>Your train of thought gets cut again as you're set onto Dad's back
>"Ready to go sweetie?"
>You nod your head
>*Affirmative, Cap'n.*
>He smiles and trots out alongside Mom, the various work horses loading up the last of the furniture into a closed cart and Flying Fish is there, ready to see the three of you off
>"Well... I guess I won't be seeing you for a while. Oh, but I'll be sure to visit!"
>Mom smiles, "Oh, it's fine, feel free to stop by whenever you want!"
>The two hug with both their wings and their hooves
>"I'll be sure to take you up on that! But in the meantime, be sure to say hi to Lemon Bark and her foal starlite! Who knows, maybe her and Anny can be best friends!"
>*Oh boy, another playdate...*
>That was one good thing about the move, getting away from Cotton
>Apparently he'd been asking about another playdate with you
>Leave it up to maternal intuition or just dumb luck, but Orange didn't accept
>Mom didn't share your opinion on playdates in general, though, so she went ahead and said that she'd love to see you make a new friend
 
>The two squeezed each other before parting and nodded, "So, we had better get going."
>"Mmhmm, and be sure to tell Lemon Bark I said hi when you get there!"
>"I will, so long Flying. I'll be sure to write!"
>The two offered short waves before Mom, Dad, and you went to a chariot, being pulled by a single large pegasus stallion
>He turned around with a smile, "All ready?"
>Dad nodded, "Yup, to Ponyville we go!"
>Wait, Ponyville?
 
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