>The two of you looked at each other, shocked, for at least a full moment
>But then Cotton's face turned into a knowing grin and you couldn't help but squeak
>"Isn't this the greatest thing ever?"
>"Wh-What do you mean?"
>It's only at this point that you realize just how much larger Cotton is than you
>"You get a second chance, and not only that, but as a cute widdle fiwwy!"
>"A what?!"
>"Come on, you have to be loving this. You get to wear diapers all the time, nurse from a bottle, and best of all nobody thinks you're weird because of it!"
>"WHAT!?"
>Oh God.... You'd seen these types before...
>"Oh, if only I could have been reborn as a filly... Then I'd think I was in Heaven..."
>Diaper fetishists
>Even though he smelled way too much like baby powder, you swore you could smell the sweat that used to hide under his fat rolls as a human
>You look down and see that even as a colt, he's fairly chubby
>He probably had a fat fetish too and is trying to grow up into his OC
>You're pulled close against him as he hugs you, too tight for comfort again
>"Oh, we're going to be best friends Anny! And then, when we grow up, we can get married!"
>OhgodohgodohgodwhatwhatWHAT
>Apparently five years as an infant isn't enough to wash away your previous self, and while it isn't too calming now you're sure it'll calm you down next time you almost call someone mommy or daddy
>You start pushing against him, trying to get out of the hug, but either he's too strong or you're too weak
>"What's wrong? I'm sure that we'll get along like two diapered peas in a crib-pod."
>With your physical strength limited, you resort to wit, "L-Listen, as much as I would just loooove to marry you and, uhhh... Grow up with you and such, I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a relationship and things are a little hectic in my life right now."
>He tilts his head, looking down at you
>"What's baby Anny trying to say? Is Anny saying that she's not a real pony, but a h-hoomin? Cotton doesn't know what a hoomin is, maybe mommy does~."
>Oh fuck, you hadn't thought about that
>Does Equestria even have a science program?
>Better not risk it
>"Fine, you win... I'll be your little pony 'waifu.'"
>He bursts into a fit of triumphant giggles and claps his hooves together
>"This is going to be so great! Now I won't ever need to grow up, you can feed me, take care of me, change my didees! I won't need to be a filly, my special somepony will treat me like one!"
>As he goes on, you turn towards the kitchen, really wishing someone in there would start paying attention
>You're pulled back into his hug as he starts kissing your head then lets go
>"Wanna pway wiff some blockies?"
>You roll your eyes, "Sure thing."
>It's no wonder these people often failed to have children
>It's a real wonder how they aren't on the registered sex offender list
>Does Equestria have one of those? If not, you're making it your quest to make one and put this guy as number one on it
>The sudden impact of a sharp corner on your head knocks you backwards and snaps you out of your thoughts
>"Pway bwockies wiff me!"
>Oh God, he's gone full chimp-mode
>You reach up to rub the impacted area on your head and when you pull your hoof back you see a trace of red on your blue fur
>And while you were perfectly fine before now, somehow...
>Tears begin to well in your eyes and you sniffle
>As much as you'd like to not get caught crying in front of this sicko, you can't help it
>The floodgates begin to unleash as you let out a loud wail
>Finally, those two in the kitchen seem to snap out of their coma and come into the room, Orange leading the way
>"Anny! What's wrong!"
>It takes Orange about a second to be in the pen, holding you closely and cradling you
>"Oh my Celestia! What happened?!"
>Fish comes up right behind her
>"What's wrong with her?"
>"She's bleeding!"
>Fish immediately looks over at Cotton while Orange continues to try and comfort you
>"What? I didn't do anything, mommy! She dropped the block on her head, I swear!"
>While you can't see it through the blur that is your tears, you're positive Fish isn't believing Cotton
>She sighs and comes over to you and Orange, looking down at you
>"Is she all right?"
>Orange nods before depositing a pacifier into your mouth, and you quickly take the sucking on it
>It's definitely helping you calm down
>"Yeah... It looks like it just broke the skin..."
>"Listen, I understand completely if you don't wanna bring her around here anymore..."
>"But mommy!"
>Fish turns around and harshly shouts, "Shush Cotton! Go sit in the corner until I say you can come out!"
>You wince at the sudden shouting and Orange is quick to come down and give you a reassuring kiss on the forehead
>"It's fine, Flying... Though I think I will take you up on that offer from the other day."
>"Oh, of course, of course! Consider it done. I already have it paid off for, but you'll still need to cover some bills."
>Orange smiles, "Thanks. And of course, feel free to visit whenever you like."
>The two hug, you getting sandwiched in between
>"Well, thanks for the tea. I hope to have some more with you soon."
>"Sure thing, and I'm sorry about little Anny here."
>Orange looks down at you and you smile up at her
>"I think she accepts the apology."
>Fish smiles and tousles your mane, "Thanks, sweetie. So long you two. Give my best to the stallion of the house."
>"I will, bye Flying."
>Orange takes you outside the house and while she makes her way back home, still holding you, you find yourself dozing off