>Be Chemistry faggot, mixing up some reactions and shit like any chemfaggot does.
>Working with Nitric acid for some explosive shit.
>Wearing thick lab coat and gloves over some jeans and a t-shirt.
> You spot the flask you’re meant to be working with and add about 500mL of Nitric Acid.
>Turn it around, and read the contents of the vial you had labeled previously.
> 98% Ethanol
>Oh, everything should be fine.
>Read the warning label
>DON’T ADD NITRIC ACID TO THIS, YOU DUMB FUCK.
> Wellshit, guess this wasn’t the vial.
> The vial starts getting hot and you drop it.
> Explosion.jpg
> Ohfuuuuuuuuu-
>You close my eyes and wait for the impending shrapnel to impale your vital organs and to die and shit.
> You keep them closed, but the pain never comes.
>You slowly open my eyes to see that you’ve blown myself into some weird forest place.
> Whattheshit.bmp
> You notice there’s a black ring of charred grass around yourself.
> Did you blow yourself into another dimension?
> You take off my lab coat and gloves, because who walks around a forest in a lab coat and gloves?
>But better stated, how the hell are you going to get back?
>Well, there’s only one thing that comes to mind…
>If mixing ethanol and nitric acid brought me here, then mixing them again would hopefully bring me back.
>You start walking. Hopefully, you’ll find a path or something…
>30 minutes later…
>You spot a very strange conglomerate of plants; they’re all neon blue, like the forest shat out a rave party under the canopy.
>It’s kinda cool.
>Man, these things would be the shit back home.
>Might as well take one.
>As soon as you touch the plant, you feel strange. Like, really strange.
>You  feel…funny. Not haha funny, but like “I’m about to experience some otherworldly-kinda-shit” funny.
>Obviously not caring, you stick the flower on top of my head and proceed to walk through the meadow of rave flowers.
>I look to the end of the meadow, hoping for a path at the end.
> Instead, I see a strange hooded figure, just staring at me.
>Thefuck.jpg
>I can’t tell what it is under it’s cloak, but it’s definitely not human.
>It almost looks like…
> a horse.
> “Dear traveler, I bestow upon you,
> A warning on the fauna, so blue,”
> Ohgod, a rhyming horse.
”Cut the rhymes, will you? Just tell me straight out.”
>The figure’s eyes narrow, almost as if offended.
>You  prolly shouldn’t piss of the first being here.
> “How dare you back sass me,
>I might as well let you be free!”
"Alright, I’m sorry. I’m just kind of tense, alright?"
>”I understand, it has been quite a day,
> especially for you, keeping ponies at bay.”
"Ponies? What are you talking about?"
>”Come, let me take you home,
> Rest your weary feet at my cozy abode.”
>Eh, why not. What have you got to lose?
 
>This place is fucking tiny.
>And creepy.
>You're feeling like the masks on the walls are staring at you.
>There’s a cauldron in the middle right out of a witch’s warehourse.
>  Siitting down, next to the door, just in case this thing was carnivorous or something.
> This one seems cool, though.
> She turned out to be a Zebra of some sort, or something, with kickass gold rings around her hooves.
> “Traveller, I’m quite interested,
>How have you reached this instance?”
“I have no fucking clue, to be honest. I was just mixing some chemicals or something.”
>”You arrived in a very bad time, my friend,
> For estrus is raging, and it’s quite a trend.”
>You had heard of this before. You had a couple of biologist friends who youI remember associated estrus with high sexual activity.
“I’m going to get fucked, aren’t I? “
>”Indeed.”
“Shit.”
“…wait, why aren’t you raping me?”
>”I prefer my fellow kin, as rare as they may be,
>since they’re…quite generous in the shaft, if you know what I mean. ~”
>Ew.
>You really didn’t need that zebra-on-zebra action in your mind.
>But at least you’re not getting my dick stuck in a talking zebra’s ass anytime soon.
So, is there chemistry in equestria?
>”Indeed, there is plenty here
> To find it, go to the purple mare.”
“Where can I find her?”
>”In a giant tree, you will find her place.
>However, expect mares to be on your face.”
“Noted.”
>”One more thing, before you go.
>That flower you keep, is no joke.
>It will change something, for better or worse.
>If you had touched it, prepare for an interesting curse.”
“Also noted. I’ll keep track of my body. By the way, where’s the tree?”
>”Down the path, to the left,
>you shall find the pony to aid in your quest.”
“Thanks.”
>With lab coat in hand and flower in hair, I set off towards this large tree.
 
 
 
 
>Jesus Christ, it’s like 1930’s Technicolor vomited on these ponies.
>You walked quickly, hoping to find the tree eventually.
>Fucking zebra doesn’t know how to give directions.
>Ponies staring at your crotch doesn’t help.
>You thought you saw puddles forming under some mares, too…
>Man, estrus is weird.
>As you walked, looking for a tree, I crashed into a pure yellow figure.
>Ohwait, it’s a yellow pony with bright pink hair.
>Cute.
>”H-hi...”
>Is she talking to me?
>”S-sir?“
>She hovered in front of my face, with an eager look on her face.
Yeah, what’s up?
>Suddenly, her hoof was on my crotch, rubbing it softly. A hungry look took over her once-innocent face.
>”Can I… suck your cock?”
”No, screw you.”
>”Please?”
“Gah…”
>You walked off, with yellow pony at your heels trying to grab at the erection that was forming in your pants.
>”Just a little bit.”
No.
>”A few minutes.”
No.
>”You can have my ass~.”
Hell no!
>She jumped at your foot, latching onto your jeans and rubbing her head against your crotch.
“Gah, get off!”
>”No.”
Can you be any more annoying?
>”Does it turn you on when I’m annoying?”
>Fuck this shit.
>You kept walking in the direction Zecora pointed, ignoring pony’s head rubbing against your erection.
>Goddammit, you could feel a liquid form in the front of your pants. Fucking precum…
>Wait…
>You could start to hear a slight hissing sound.
>The yellow pony screamed loudly, as she jumped back from your leg.
> Whattheflyingfuck.gif
>The front of your pants seemed to be…dissolving.
>It hurt.
>OHMYGODITHURTS
>HOLYFUCK WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?
>The yellow pony dove into a convenient pool of water to try and remove the offending substance from her face.
>You followed, dunking your crotch into the same convenient pool.
>Sweetrelief.exe
>The yellow pony seemed to be just as relieved, although she had a blotch of burnt-off skin on her face.
“What the hell was that?”
>”It was your burning love!”
>Goddamnit.
>As you left the pool, you looked down at your pants. Iit seemed that whatever came out of your penis burned through the front of them.
>Your mandick was fully visible now.
>Fluttershy’s wings shot upwards in response.
>Weird.
>You don’t really care right now about my cock being exposed, you have a reaction to do.
“Alright, look. What’s your name, yellow pony? “
>”Flu-u-uttershy…”
>She’s a lot shyer now. At least I have that on my side.
“Alright, Fluttershy, I’m anon. If you’re going to follow me, you could at least make yourself useful and tell me where I can find a giant tree with a purple pony.”
>”Twilight? Why do you need to see her when you can stay with me?”
>Not so shy anymore.
“Reasons.”
>”Are you going to fuck her?”
“No.”
>”So you’re going to fuck me!?” She was excited, knowing that you didn’t want any purple ass.
“No! Just take me to her, please.”
>”Can you grope my ass first?”
“Gah, fine.”
>You reached your hand around and grabbed her plump yellow ass, giving it a firm squeeze.
>Almost as if on cue, a stream of pony fluids streamed out of her opening.
>Ew.
>”That was good, Anon~. Alright, follow me.”
>The yellow pony shook her ass seductively as she walked, in a failed attempt to seduce you.
> Maybe if it were human ass.
>Oh god, a good Latina woman or something…
>Oh god, you’re getting hard just thinking about it.
>Wait…fuck.
>FUCK IT HURTS AGAIN.
>OHLORDWHYDOESTHISHAPPENTOME
>You ran back to the convenient pool, diving in again to quench the pain.
>Fluttershy looked back, satisfied with turning you on.
>If she only knew.
>”Alright, Anon-dear, I’ll stop turning you on for now~.”
>Fucking hell.
 
 
>Finally, you reach the giant tree.
>The zebra wasn’t kidding; the thing was about four times your size.
>Better than your studio back home, that’s for sure.
>Fluttershy knocks on the door for you, and a tiny dragon answers the door in a chef’s hat and an apron.
>Man, you never thought dragons could be girly.
>It looked at you with a quizzical expression, as if thinking the same thing about you.
>It was probably the flower in your hair.
“Hey.”
>”Hey, man. Looking for Twilight, I guess?”
“Yeah. Is she around?”
>”Yeah, yeah, she’s inside reading.”
“Thanks, man.”
>”No problem.”
>You made my way inside, with Fluttershy in tow.
>Holy crap, there’s a lot of books here.
>The purple pony was lying flat on the floor, with her nose buried into a book.
>She raised her head, and upon taking a look at you, scrambled to her feet.
>She quickly stashed her book in a random bookshelf, and came over, with wings raised in an upright position.
>Was she going to fly away?
>Fluttershy didn’t seem happy about it, that’s for sure, since she gripped me tighter and stared at Twilight intently.
>”Hey there. Need a room to borrow~?” She extended her hoof towards a back door.
>Oh god, she wants to give Fluttershy a room to fuck me in.
“Cut the shit, Twilight. The zebra pony in the woods told me that you’re a chemist.”
>She stumbled, taken aback at your assertive tone. It made her drip a little.
>Guess even smart ponies get horny.
>“Yeah. I consider myself a pretty good one, too. Why?”
“Do you have ethanol?”
>”Ethanol? What’s that?”
“You know, alcohol. Booze?”
>Twilight smiled, happy to help. “Yeah, I’ve got plenty! Need it for a special night, I take it~?”
>She gestured towards Fluttershy, as she smiled wide at the thought of getting Anon drunk.
“No, I need it for a reaction.”
>Twilight’s eyes gleamed; it was a nice change of pace to talk chemistry with someone who knew their stuff.
>”Oh? What’re you reacting?”
“Nitric acid and ethanol. Speaking of which, do you have any nitric acid?”
>”No. The Equestrian Guard limits the distribution of nitric acid, since people could potentially make bombs with it.”
>Good to know they have a good understanding of chemistry here.
“Shit. Can it be ordered?”
>”Not unless you want to go through a lot of bureaucracy. If you’re willing to do it, it’ll take roughly a month.”
“I can’t wait that long.”
>Dammit, you were frustrated.
>You were stuck in Equestria with horny ponies and very painful burning semen until you found a way to get some nitric acid.
>Fluttershy spoke up now. “You could always stay at my place and have some fun~.”
“How could you want to sleep with me after I burned your face with semen?”
>Twilight laughed, as she looked up after hearing this ridiculous statement. “Your cum burns people?”
“Yeah. It was probably that poison joke.”
>”Let me study it!”
“Are you using me for sex?”
>”If you’re that worried, take the back room and jerk off into this.” She handed me a glass flask.
”Alright. I got nothing better to do.”
>You stood up, and Fluttershy followed, as you stepped inside.
> Notonmywatch.flv
>You push her out of the room and slam the door.
>You need to fap in peace.
 
 
>A few tuggings later, you had a glass vial full of a very liquid yellow solution.
>It definitely didn’t look like semen.
>What the hell did that plant do to you?
>You came back out, and dove right in, presumably to clean up the spunk you left on the floor.
>With her mouth.
>Ick. She’s probably into pain play or something.
>You came back out, giving the vial to Twilight.
>Her horn glows and the vial levitates away from your hand.
>Shit, that’s pretty cool.
>She looked down at your erection, and licked her lips a little.
>That’s less cool.
>She places the vial on the table in the center, and the liquid inside started glowing now.
>Soon enough, her horn and the liquid stopped glowing as well.
>”You’re not going to believe this.”
“What is it, Twilight?”
>”Your semen, is in fact, 70% Nitric acid.”
> allofmywat.avi
>Honestly, with Technicolor talking ponies, estrus and magic, you don’t even want to question the biology of that.
>”Which means, you could probably go home with that reaction!”
>Finally, an exit. You smiled, happy to know you’d get out of this pony-based orgy.
”Thankfully.”
>Now, one last thing.
”Twilight, where do you keep the ethanol?”
>Her horn glowed again, and out came an unlabeled bottle with three cups.
>”Right here.~.”
“Why the hell are you bringing out cups?”
>She screwed off the cap and poured out the substance into all three cups.
>”I think Fluttershy wouldn’t mind a threesome. I mean, I do want some thanks~.”
>Fluttershy perked up, as she let go of your leg and stood next to twilight. It seemed that both of them were dripping some more in anticipation.
>Oh god, I hope they're not planning what I think they're planning.
“No way. I just want to get out. Thanks for the offer, though.”
>”It wasn’t an offer.”
”Shit.”
>You dashed towards the back door, as twilight and Fluttershy chased you down, attempting to grab at your pants.
>They break off, seeing as the crotch area was already dissolved, and you’re left in nothing but now-crotch less underwear, courtesy of nitric acid.
>They slam themselves against the door, as they attempted to open it with brute force.
>You know you can’t hold back much longer.
>You have no escape, no windows, and no weapons.
>Well… maybe one weapon.
>You really have no choice.
 
 
>You grab your dick, and begin stroking yourself furiously. You only have one shot at this.
>The weight against the door increases, as the ponies on the other side were fueled by their insatiable lust for human cock.
>The closer you get to climax, the harder it is to hold them back.
>You can feel yourself grow close.
>It’s time.
>You jump out of the way of the door, landing in the middle of the room.
>Fluttershy and Twilight barge in, as their bodies slammed onto the floor.
>Looking up, their faces are filled with a renewed sense of success and primal urges at the sight of you stroking your massive erection.
>They both stood up, and simultaneously screamed
>”HE’S MINE!”
>At that moment, a wave of euphoria filled you.
>You were coming, and that was what you needed.
>A spray of nitric acid fell upon the ponies, as their screams of lust were transformed into screams of pain.
>The opportunity couldn’t be wasted, even If your dick was starting to feel the burn from your own dangerous semen.
>You dashed towards the unmarked bottle and the nitric acid vial you had previously made, and mixed them together as fast as you could.
>Almost as if on cue, everything went up in a grand explosion, as you closed your eyes to avoid the bright lights.
>It would finally be over.
>It’s all over.
>You opened your eyes, and saw again your familiar lab setting.
>A wave of relief went through you, as you realized you were back home.
>Sure, your lab bench is probably in a state of disrepair from the initial explosion.
>Sure, your cock had probably melted off from all the nitric acid.
>Sure, you were now wearing a crotchless pair of underwear in the middle of an empty lab.
>But, thankfully, you'd never go back to that tree and
> Dissolve Fluttershy