>Day Travis Touchdown in Equestria
    >Wake up
    >Go through morning routine.
    >Make sure beam katana is charged.
    >Walk over to Purple Jelly 5 poster and lick all the characters' faces, as is your custom in the morning.
    "Moeeeeee..."
    >Knocking at door.
    >Open door to see Sluttershy sitting at your door.
    >She's holding a flute awkwardly in her mouth sideways.
    >How would she even play that thing?
    >"T-travis... I-it's time to duel... If that's ok with you..."
    >the ends of her flute extend into beam katanas, but the heat of the blades burn her mouth and she drops the weapon.
    >"A-are homocidal fangirls your fetish?"
    >Ewww. 3d pig disgusting.
    >Put away beam katana.
    >Grab her in a bear hug under her forelimbs.
    >"Oh yes! I knew I got it right this ti-"
    >Perform backwards piledriver suplex on the bitch.
    >She's out cold.
    >You advanced to rank 51!
    >The fuck? You were rank 1!
    >Beating Fluttershy got you demoted.
    >Fucking Fluttershy.