>Day stardate: 88-29-01 in Equestria
>Get up, get down, get your morning fix of coffee.
>One of these days you’ll stop trying to outdrink Rainbow Dash and Applejack.
>Or you’ll win. Whichever comes first, your liver permitting.
“You ok down there, buddy?”
>”FUCK YOU!”
>Well that’s about as much of a response you could hope for from your liver. At least he didn’t try to shank your pancreas this time.
>Musing aside, you’re just in time for flutter nutter to pester you again today.
>You meander your way to the door, in a surprisingly good mood for someone with a hangover and reach there just in time to hear,
>KNOCK KNOCK
>Ooh, she sounds determined today.
>Open the door (don’t get on the floor. There are no dinosaurs to walk in Equestria.)
“Morning Fluttershy. No. That’s not my...”
>There’s nop0ny there.
>You stick your head out the door.
>Look left... Look right.
>No sign of Fluttershy anywhere.
“Huh... That’s odd... I could have sworn I heard her knocking...”
>Hold on, you’ve got this one. You can guess it even if you don’t know where she is.
>You start shouting.
“Fluttershy, invisibility isn’t my fetish! You tried that a couple of months ago! Nor is sneaking or spying. You tried that last week!”
>No response.
“NOR IS BEING SMALLER THAN THE WAVELENGTH OF VISIBLE LIGHT!”
>”Ooh! I have a spell for that! Who are you shouting to, Anon?”
>Ah, it’s PurpleSmart the unicorn. She usually makes an appearance shortly after Fluttershy’s latest plot has failed.
>Usually to fix all the damage she causes.
“Oh, just Fluttershy again with one of her crazy schemes.”
>You proceed to explain your morning in the form of a text with chevrons proceeding all the narrative.
>Twilight nods along with your (admittedly not very long) story.
>”I have one question, Anon.”
“Shoot.”
>”Who’s Fluttershy?”