>"If any pony was something to say, as to why this marriage should not be made, let them speak now, or never speak ag-"
"YES! They should not marry!"
>You burst through the door, the true princess Cadence right behind you
>Your friends roll their eyes and sigh
>"Twilight, you've been behaving at your worst all this time, but disrupting a wedding is- who's that?"
"This, fillies and gentlecolts, is princess Mi Amore Cadenza! The real one! The one at the alter is a fake!"
>Cadence steps forward
>"It's true! I can prove it!"
>"You won't have to."
>All eyes turn to false Cadence as she steps off the altar
>"You're already too late, princess!"
>Right before your eyes, green flames envelop the false princess, covering her completely
>When the flames die down, false Cadence is no more
>Instead, where she stood, now stands a black and green... creature
>It has holes all over its body, insect-like wings, a crooked horn, a crown and hat looks like a sick goatee
>"It is I, King Carapace! And, dear Cadence, your dear husband now loves me, and only me forever! Changelings shall thrive like never before!"
>Stray thunder accompanies the mad cackle coming from this King Carapace
>Cadence smirks
>Then giggles
>Then breaks into a laugh
"Um... Cadence? I don't really think this is a laughing matter..."
>A flash of green from Carapace's horn jolts over to Cadence, quickly forming a trap around the laughing princess
>"It isn't! Thank to my brilliance, and your ignorance, ponies will be enslaved for all eternity to come! Even Twilight couldn't best me!"
>For a while, only the sound of Cadence's laughter fills the room as you try to think of a plan
>But it's Cadence herself who speaks up first
>"So, let me get this straight. In order to prove how great you and your ponies are..."
>"Changelings, mind you."
>"Alright, changelings. But, in order to prove their greatness, you went and married a guy?"
>Carapace flinches
"Er, well, everyling knows hypnosis has a high fail chance against Alicorns. So I played a little safe."
>Cadence giggles again
>"Surely, one as great as yourself doesn't need to play safe, right?"
>"Er... One... One can never be too sure."
>"Alright, alright, I'll buy this... I do have another question."
>Embarrassment fades from Carapce's face
>"Ask away. I might as well quench your curiosity in your final moments."
>"How did you worm your way out of Sundays?"
>You tilt your head
"Sundays? Why would he do that, they're a day like any other."
>The mad blush on Carapace's face betrays this isn't true
>"It isn't for me and Shiny, Twilight. Because, you see..."
>Cadence smirks
>Carapace shrinks in a way not unlike what Fluttershy often does
>"Sex before marriage is, of course, a no go area. That's why Shining and I agreed to , ahem, oral pleasing every sunday."
>"W-well... I already hypnotized him, so-"
>"Don't you think I haven't tried it? I mean, I love Shining with all my heart, but I don't always feel like having a slab of meat in my muzzle. Believe me, he's strong. There's no way I can get out of Sunday blowjobs, and I believe I know him a little better than you do."
"Um... Cadence, no offense, but, could you not talk about blowing my brother?"
>"Shh! I'm saving Equestria!"
>You didn't know insects could sweat, but Carapace is, by all means, sweating
>"A-as if I have to answer your filthy voyeuristic questions!"
>"It isn't voyeurism if it's me, 'King'. And, please, I'm dying to know. Can't you fulfill a mare's last wish?"
>Carapace swallows
>"I... I never did any of such things-"
>"YER LYIN'!"
>Applejack jumps forward, landing right between Carapace and Cadence
>"An' believe me, Ah can tell when a pony's lyin'."
>"I'm a changeling."
>"Y'all look like a pony t'me. Anyway, ya aren't quite tellin' the truth here, mister!"
>Now it's Rainbow's turn to fly up
>"So, he didn't only dress up as a mare, but he also blew a guy? That's gold!"
>There was a very obvious buffalo in the room already, but Rainbow Dash saying it out loud made it all the more real
>Nearly everypony in the room is either blushing, turning their heads, clearing their throats or a combination of that
>"W-well... No point in denying it any longer. Yes, I did what I had to do for my hive."
>"So that means y'all are a faggot, y'know that, right?"
>"What? How could you ever even imp-"
>"Come on dude, you literally sucked a dick!"
>You'd be laughing if the dick in question wasn't your brother's
>Cadence is laughing though
>Howling, rather
>Carapace tries in vain to defend himself, but all his objections are refuted at record speed
>Eventually, he just hangs his head
>Fluttershy manages to pull herself out of her mad embarrassment
>It probably has something to do ith the sight of anypony - or anything - being down
>She slowly walks up to Carapace, and puts a hoof on his leg
>"It's okay, King Carapace. There's nothing wrong with liking stallions, I promise you. I know a few ponies that are, um, g-gay, and they're just like any other colt."
>Carapace shakes his hoof to shoo Fluttershy off of him
>"I told you, I'm not into stallions! I just did what I had to do!"
>"So you're just curious! But that's totally cool, too!"
>Pinkie bounces down the aisle, up to the changeling king
>"I'm curious about tons of things all the time! I mean, did you notice they sell daisies in packs on twenty, but daffodils on packs of twelve? Crazy, right?"
>This earns her a room full of confused ponies
>The entire room falls silent, save for the sound of Cadence nearly choking from laughter
>Rarity slowly walks up to her pink friend, and lays a hoof on her shoulder
>"Pinkie Pie, dear, I don't think that's all that relevant. Though, I must add, there's nothing wrong with a little, ahem, 'experimentation' once in a while. Sir Carapace, I suppose you aren't the type to photograph their... escapades?"
>Carapace goes red, and stumbles backwards a bit
"Rarity! Ew! That's my brother!"
>"W-what are you implying anyway Noling was ever supposed to know in the first place!"
>"Shame. Though I don't blame you. It's not like I take pictures myself."
>Carapace tries desperately to think of a way out of this situation
>You can almost see the gears turning in his head
>However, something else catches your attention
>Cadence finally coming out of her laughing fit
>"S-so... Then why... heh... Why don't you show us how you do it? G-giv-pfff- Give me a f-few pointers!"
>And there she goes again
>Every pony in the room goes completely red
>Some from embarrassment, but some are clearly aroused by the idea
>Carapace mumbles a few incoherent syllables, but then hangs his head in shame
>"I... Fuck it. Enjoy your wedding, ponies. I'll try somewhere else."
>Slowly, with his head as high as he dares, Carapace walks out the room, leaving a number of embarrassed and/or giggling ponies in his wake
>Cadence smirks
>"Faggot. Heh, good one, Applejack. Now untie me so I can marry my fiancé."
>And all was well