"And then, guess what, it turned out that it was just Eris ACTING like Miss DePrancie!"
>You and Pinkie break into laughter
>You? You are Bubble Berry of course!
>Right now, you're at home
>Well, Pinkie's home, technically
>Your own home is a universe away
>Anyway, you're at home
>You're lying on the couch, snuggling up with Pinkie, sharing stories
>Even though both your lives have been 99% the same up until you fell into this world, it's still fun
"Hey, Pinkie?"
>"Yeah?"
>You hesitate a millisecond before asking the question
>Nah, why would it be awkward, you know the answer already
"Can I have the last cupcake?"
>Two pairs of blue eyes turn towards the table
>One cupcake left
>"I want it."
"It looks amazing, right?"
>"I want it."
"I bet it tastes sooo good!"
>"I want you."
>You turn your eyes to Pinkie
"Huh?"
>Luckily, your lightning reflexes catch Pinkie as she jumps on top of you
>She doesn't waste a moment before locking her lips with yours
>Well, if that isn't a welcome surprise!
>You gladly reciprocate, pushing your tongue past her lips
>You decide to take a little advantage of the situation, and let one of your hooves wander
>It wanders straight to the cupcake try to find...
>Nothing
>The cupcake is gone
>Less than a second later, Pinkie breaks the kiss, pulls away, and shoves the treat in her mouth
>"Hmm! So delicious!"
>You grump for a second while Pinkie enjoys her victory and the cupcake
>She notices you being all grumpy, and leans in for a quadruple-chocolate-with-sprinkles-coated kiss
>If that doesn't bring a smile to your face, nothing will
>You pull her in close, and break the kiss to stare into her eyes for a while
>"I'm sorry Bubble. The next last cupcake's yours."
>You smile brightly
"Oh, you bet it is!"
>Pinkie returns your grin
>"Oh, I bet it is!"
"Oh, you bet it-"
>Your endless loop is cut short by gummy walking into the room
>He actually stops right in the hallway, and proceeds to just stand there, provocatively
>"Gummy! Watch your tongue!"
"Gum Gum back at home always asks nicely!"
>"But he's right though, we have been spending all morning like this."
"Not that I mind."
>Gummy stares at you
"What?!"
>"Out of cake?"
"AND out of pie?"
>"We gotta fix that ASAP!"
>You and Pinkie jump off the couch
>"I'll bake the cakes, you go to Applejack's to get pies, okay?"
"Okey dokey lok- Wait a second, why do I have to go? You were on top the whole morning!"
>Pinkie giggles
>"You were on top last night, and I didn't even get what Rarity got at the spa!"
>Can't argue with that
"Tonight, okay? I'll get the pies."
>"Okey dokey lokey!"
 
>A few minutes later, you arrive at the Sweet Apple Acres
>Your walk through Ponyville has been rather uneventful, save for everypony telling you 'Hey there Pinkie Pie!' and things like that
>Not that you can blame them
>You're basically her twin from an alternate plane of existence
>Anyway, Sweet Apple Acres
>A familiar red pony is pulling a plow out of the barn right this moment
"Hey there Mac!"
>"Eeyup."
>Woah
>That voice
>So deep
>So stallion-y
>Of course! Being the other gender applies to EVERYpony, how could you forget?
>You even heard Pinkie talk about some Princess Celestia
>Judging from her stories, she's gotta be this world's Prince Artemis
"So, how's it going, Mac?"
>Sh- oh, sorry, he shrugs
>"Hm."
>You almost want to ask him about how Apple Buck and his friends are doing, when you remember the task at hoof
>Pies
"Alrighty! Good to hear! Say hi to your brother for me!"
>You happily trot away, but a single word makes your freeze in your tracks
>"Brother?"
>Ohshit
"Um... You know... AJ's really... One of the guys!"
>You turn to face Mac, or whatever his full name is here, and find he's giving you a thorough inspection
>"Y'all ain't Pinkie."
>Curses, foiled again!
"Um..."
>"Who're you?"
"Well, I..."
>You just decide to stick with the truth
"Well, I'm kind of her but from another dimension where every stallion is a mare and every mare is a stallion and I accidentally fell through a pond that grants travel between dimensions so I ended up here and if you don't believe me you can ask Pinkie because she's been there the whole time!"
>Mac blinks
>"Eeyup."
>He just goes back to his work, deciding not to let the case torment his brain any longer
>You sigh and wipe your brow
>With that handled, off to buying some pies!
>You walk up to the front door of the Apple barn
>Mare-Grampa Smith is sitting in her rocking chair on the front porch
>You'll have to greet her, too!
>What would her name be?
>As you ascend the steps to the porch, the moment of truth arrives
"Hi there Granny Smith! Beautiful days isn't it?"
>"Wuzzat now? Ah can barely hear ya with these old ears o' mine, Ah can't even recognize yer voice!"
>Her eyes peer in your general direction
>" 'S that you, Pinkie? How nice of ya ta drop by! Applejack's been tellin' you've up an' disappeared two or so days ago!"
>Both Granny Smith's loud voice, and the mention of her name draws Applejack out of the kitchen
>"What's that, Granny? Visitors?"
>The barn's front door swings open, to reveal Applejack
>Well, almost Applejack
>This one's a mare
>Who's also named Applejack
>Well, only makes thing easier for you
>And, judging by the looks of that mare, you're willing to moan her name in the blink of an eye
>"Heeeelloooo? Anypony home? It's rude ta stare, boy. What's yer name anyways? Ah've never seen ya around before."
>The stern yet sweet tone in her voice snaps you out of your thoughts
>Your name
>Your eyes dart from left to right in an effort to come up with something plausible
>A, B, C... B sounds right
>Bristle? Black Horse? BRB?
"Erm, my name's, er, Bubble Berry. Yes, Bubble Berry."
>"Alrighty then Bubble Berry! Welcome to Sweet Apple Acres! What can Ah do y-"
>Granny Smith decides on testing her interrupting game again
>"Rubmybelly? Nonsense! Ah ain't never heard o' nopony goin' by that name, an' Ah'm sure there isn't anypony 'round goin' by that there name either! Rubmybelly!"
>She scoffs
>"Now quit playin' pranks, Pinkie, an' tell lil' Jackie here what yer 'ere for!"
>Applejack raises an eyebrow
>"Pinkie? Now that ya mention it, Granny, he does look a mighty lot like her, dont'cha think?"
>She smirks
>"So how'd ya manage a costume like that?"
>Panicpanicpanic
>Pinkie had never told you what to do in the scenario you're found out
"N-no, really! I'm not Pinkie! Promise! Bubble Swear!"
>"That's what Ah like, Pinkie! Stayin' in character to the bitter end!"
>Applejack chuckles, and gives you a stomp on your shoulder strong enough to break wood
>Why didn't it work?
>In a last-ditch attempt, you jump back, pull the party cannon out from behind the nearest cart, and send up a flare
>Cue a stallion, a mare, and an elderly coughing and hacking for about fifteen seconds
>By the time the smoke's gone, Pinkie's already there
>It takes a while for Applejack to notice, but when she does, her jaw drops in an almost humouristic fashion
>"Er... Granny, why dont'cha take Applebloom out to her friends to... Ah dunno, play."
>"And why would Ah listen to you, young filly? Ah'm ninet-"
>"Play."
>Granny Smith mumbles something, but ultimately takes her leave, greeting Pinkie in the process
>Leaving you alone with Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and yourself
>"Alrighty. So. There's two o' ya."
>Pinkie giggles
>"Not exactly. He's me, but a little different, especially around the lower bits."
>"Pinkie! How can ya say that so shamelessly?"
>"Well, it's not like we've never seen each other's bits before!"
>Pinkie giggles again, and throws Applejack a wink
>There's something else that's the same in both worlds!
>"Pinkie! Ah /thought/  we agreed on never ever mentionin' that to anypony /ever/?"
>"Well, he's me, so no spilled choco, right?"
>You shudder at the thought
>Applejack doesn't seem happy with that answer, but takes it anyway
>"So, anyway'what was it ya wanted?"
>Now's the time!
>With Pinkie by your side, you find it a lot easier to speak up
"Actually, we just wanted a few more crates of pie, if you got 'em."
>" 's That all? Sure we g-"
>"Oh! And how about another roll in the hay? I mean, he actually can do the horizontal pony pokey with you!"
>Now that she mentions it, you can!
>You wink obviously at Pinkie, before treating Applejack to a pair of bedroom eyes
>That doesn't seem all that necessary, however
>The mare in question is blushing bright red, her eyes darting in about every direction except yours or Pinkie's.
>"Well... If he's half as good in the hay as you are, Pinkie..."
>Pinkie giggles
>"Of course he isn't! He's whole as good as me! Maybe even nine eights as good!"
"Actually, I thought the same, but the other way around. Funny, right?"
>"Totally cool! But, you see, Applejack, he's me!"
"So I have all the skills she has! Well, save for a few, maybe."
>"Like what?"
"I'm not that good at scissoring."
>By this point, Applejack is melting away and trying to cover her entire head with her hat
>You giggle at the sight
>It's kinda cute
"You know, Applejack, I know a pony, his name's also Applejack, and-"
>Pinkie interrupts you
>"He did it with Bubble, why shouldn't we?"
>A muffled answer comes from behind Applejack's hat
>"Ah'm pretty sure y'all have already hit the hay together."
"Well, that's true, but it was without you, and the more the merrier, right, Pinkie?"
>"Totes! Ooh, maybe we should invite Big Mac in, too!"
>"Pinkie! A-Ah'm not that kind of pony, y'hear? Stop makin' those jokes!"
>Applejack's put her hat back on, but that bright red shade doesn't seem to plan on moving soon
>You and Pinkie pout
"Aww, but he's a stud!"
>"At least join us, then?"
>Applejack's eyes dart left and right
>"Well... It's not like Ah can stop y'all from doin' yer funny business in my shed anyway, so..."
>You and Pinkie lean forward
>It's happening!
>"Sure, Ah guess..."
>You hoofpump a little
>Pinkie sets off to the same shed you and Applejack have shared an unspoken moment earlier in another world
>The moment the three of you are inside, Applejack shuts and locks the door behind you
>"Alright, so... What now? Do we jus' get to it like last time, or what?"
>You and Pinkie turn to look at each other
>One glance in her eyes confirms she's thinking the same as you
>"What else is there to do, silly? Of course we're gonna hit it off!"
>"Oh! Um, well, sure, but... We hardly jus' met. It'd be kin-"
>You cut off Applejack's ramblings with a well-timed kiss on the lips
>Though she protests at first, she quickly recognizes the lips of your other self in yours
>Once you feel she's gotten the message, you break the kiss
>"Well, colour me amazed... Y'all really are Pinkie..."
"Well, duh, that's what we've been saying the whole time!"
>"Silly, sexy Applejack!"
>Pinkie's eager to join what is now still just an embrace
>Now it's her turn to press her lips against Applejack's
>You'd be the last to hide that the sight turns you on
>They're both pretty hot
>Bubble Jr. proudly rises up between the two mares
>Its full length is just enough to brush both mares' stomaches lightly
>Pinkie's the first to notice, not breaking her french kiss with Applejack while grabbing your hard shaft with one hoove
>With the other, she grabs AJ's hoof and guides it to your hot length
>When she grabs it, her eyes go wide, and she pulls back to look at it
>She looks ar it in what might just be awe, while mumbling something to herself
>Something about it being even bigger than somepony else's
>"Ah... Ah can honestly say, Ah've never seen one quite that big."
>Pinkie giggles.
>"Oh, but I have!"
>She throws you a wink
>"Yesterday, even!"
>Oh god that wink
>You hardly have time to wonder how she made that look so sexy before your brain has to shut down minor functions like rational thought, with all blood going someplace else
>You gently lay your hooves on the backs of both mares' heads, and quide them back together at your tip
>Where Applejack hesitates slightly, Pinkie starts planting licks and kisses all over her side of your shaft near-immediately
>But soon enough, Applejack shrugs, throwing her last doubt away
>Time for some fun and relaxation
>She quickly follow's Pinkie's example, leaving a generous layer of spit on your length
>Not to mention that having two mares licking at your dick feels totally super
>You don't even make it to five minutes in before you burst, sending a generous amount of jizz skywards
>Most of it sticks in the mares' manes and on their faces, lands neatly on your stomach, to be licked up by Pinkie
>"Aw, hay! It's on my face! Wait... It's... It's in my mane, too, ain't it?"
>If your sheepish smile handı given it away, Pinkie's suspicious giggling would've
>Not to mention there's a good amount in her mane as well
>"Darn, gonna hafta wash that out later. Until then..."
>In a quick motion, she climbs on top of you, pinning your front hooves to the ground with her own
>You don't struggle, you had seen it coming
>After all, your Applejack had done the exact same thing
>"Alright Pinkie, help me out an' make sure it goes in the right hole, 'kay?"
>"Okey dokey lokey!"
>You feel Pinkie's soft hooves grab your rock-hard shaft, and align it with Applejack's body
>"Ready for takeoff!"
>AJ doesn't even make a remark about how there won't be any taking off happening
>She just lowers her body, your dick sliding right into her
>She gasps
>"Ya could've warned me 'bout that size, Pinkie!"
>A giggle is what she gets for an answer
>"Surprise!"
>"Whaddaya mean, surprise? A tiny bit bigger and it'd too-"
>You promptly shut Applejack up by grabbing her hips and pulling them down
>"Aah! Pinkie!"
"Bubble."
>"Bubble, whatever, what'd Ah jus' say 'bout warnin' me a second ago?"
>You stick your tongue out a bit and wink at her
"I'm sorry... Oh, and warning!"
>You tighten your grip on Applejack's hips, and start pushing and pulling them up and down your shaft
>Thought surprised at first, Applejack quickly regains control over the situation, your hooes soon following her hips instead of the other way 'round
>"That's more like it! Ya better have some serious stamina, Pinkie."
>Pinkie giggles
>"Are you that used to saying my name during a 'wrestle match'?"
>Neither you or Applejack reply
>You're both too busy fucking the other
>Applejack's movements increase in speed at an alarming rate, putting you out of breath within a minute
"Woah... Looks like... Somepony's... needed this... for a while..."
>"Ya bet Ah have! An' now that Ah'm gettin' some, Ah'm takin' it!"
>She'll have to do with nodding for a reaction, since you can't exactly speak in full sentences anymore
>And if it's up at Applejack, you'll stay that way for a while
>She speeds up and slows down her movement at exactly the right times to leave you unable to do or say anything
>After a while, she slams her hips down against yours, and starts to draw little circular motions with her rump
>"Bet'cha want to go up top right 'bout now?"
>You nod heavily
>Applejack grins
>"Too bad."
>She starts going at full speed again, blowing you flat on your back
>Even you can't hold out very long with this to endure
>You clench your teeth together in a last-ditch attempt to hold out
>It doesn't help, however, and you feel your entire body relax as you shoot out inside her
>Applejack stops moving to let you finish
>"There it is! Lemme tell ya, that was a mighty fine ride!"
>You smile at Applejack as she stand up and climbs off of you
"But you didn't even cum... Sorry I didn't make you smile."
>Applejack chuckles.
>"Boy, Ah lost count halfway through. Ah'm smilin' alright."
>After both you and Applejack made yourselves ready to exit the shed again, you notice Pinkie's gone missing
>To your relief, she's waiting outside, sitting on a crate of apple pies
>As soon as she sees you coming, she jumps up
>"And? How was it? Amazing, right? Sorry I left, but you were kind of ignoring me so I thought I'de let you have your privacy so I went outside, and I waited a bit and then I talked with Big Mac about agriculture and then I blew him and then I played tag with the cows and then you were done so I thought I'd round up those apple pies and wait here for you!"
>Applejack seems a bit confused
>"Ya did what?"
>"Play tag with the cows! They might not seem that good at it, but they're surprisingly agile! Berthe even got me twice in a row!"
>"Nevermind. Thanks for... Lettin' me 'borrow' him for a while, Pinkie."
>"Oh, no biggie! Well, actually he is a biggie, but what I'm saying is that he isn't my exclusive fuckbuddy or something, so don't sweat it!"
>Pinkie and Applejack share a goodbye hug, Applejack gives you a particularly firm hoofshake, and you and Pinkie leave with the apple pies
 
>Later that night, you're both sitting in Pinkie's apartment
>Both bellies are buldging a bit, both muzzles are covered in apple pie crumbs, both ponies are filled to the brim
"Woah, that was good..."
>"I know! I'm so full, I might not even be able to do it tonight!"
>You share a look with your counterpart for a second, before both of you burst into a laughing fit
>It takes the two of you well over half a minute to calm back down
>"You know, when Twilight hears that you're here, she's gonna want to investigate it."
>The realization that you hadn't even thought of that yet hits you a solid second after that
"I bet she'll want to send me back home, too..."
>Your ears droop  bit at the thought
>But they rise again as soon as a pink pair of legs wraps around you
>"Hey now, that'll be another while. Until then, we've got unlimited private parties!"
>You smile widely at your mare-self
"You're right! Let's make this a doozy!"
>Pinkie smiles back at you
>"As if we ever coudn't! Wanna do it again?"
>Your smile quickly turns into a grin
"Bathtub?"
>"Shower?"
"Shower."
>"I'll go get the baking soda!"
"I'll go get the plush Eri- er, Discord!"