>Good morning Ponyville!
>You stretch out and yawn
>A new day full of happiness and smiles and friends!
>You roll over in you bed, coming face to face with yourself
>Well, almost yourself
>He's a stallion
>But aside from that, Bubble Berry's almost exactly you
>You are Pinkie Pie
>"Good morning cupcake!"
>Bubble streches out as he greets you with a particularly sexy morning voice
>You bite your lower lip, and cuddle up to him
"Good morning Bubbly~! You know it's tuesday, we can stay in bed for a while longer."
>Both you and Bubble's eyes check the various items on your bedroom's floor
>A whip, several pieces of underwear, a lollipop, several rubber ducks, a miniature flügelhorn, and a whole pile of used condoms
>Your eyes eventually turn to each other's, and meet
>Within seconds, you both fall back into the bed in a laughing fit
"Wow... Last night was so super-duper wild and awesome!"
>Bubble Berry wipes a tear from his eye before answering
>"The best part is, we like the same stuff, so I didn't even have to explain what to do with the racing helmet!"
>You blush softly at the memory
>You'd always wanted to try that, too
>"So, what are we doing today? Ooh! Let's see if Gummy recognizes me!"
>You giggle
"You know what we agreed on yesterday, right? We're gonna turn Rarity's frown..."
>"... upside down! And we need both of us for it!"
>Bubble claps his hooves together in excitement'
>"How could I forget!"
"Oh! Oh! Me, me! You're from a parallel universe, so you aren't accustomed to these friends yet!"
>"Ding! Ten points for Pinkie!"
>You both break into a giggling fit again
>The first sound to fill the room that isn't your laughter is a stretched gurgle
>You blush
"So... Who makes breakfast?"
>"Vote?"
"You!"
>"Gummy!"
>Four eyes turn to the alligator who's just walking into the room
"Well, Gummy? Who's making breakfast?"
>No response
>"But... If you vote for Pinkie we'll have a circle..."
>Gummy blinks
>"Aww, come on, last night was a real doozy, and 'm still tired..?"
>Gummy is busy being green and scaled
>Bubble Berry's ears drop flat on his head as he gets out of bed
>"Alright, alright. I'll go get it, okay?"
>Bubble leaves the room and heads into the kitchen
>You use the time he's taking to bake pancakes to clean up and get ready for the day
 
>Not much later, you're sitting at the dining table, a plate of pancakes in front of you
>Across from you sits Bubble Berry, with an equally huge stack
>You both lick your lips in unison, and even dig in at the exact same moment
>After a few moments of shameless face-stuffing on both sides, Bubble Berry speaks up with a mouth full of pancake
>"Sow how arw we gownna make Rwarwity smilwe?"
>You quickly swallow your food before answering
"Well, she's been complaining about not getting enough 'stallion attention', so..."
>Bubble makes an agreeing gesture
>"Elusive's been doing that! 'I'm a gentlecolt, but even gentlecolts have needs.' "
>That was a surprisingly good impression of Elusive
>Not that you ever met him, but trying to imagine what Rarity'd sound like as a stallion... you get the deal
>In fact, it makes you giggle, and do an impression of your own
" 'Oh, I'd give away all my dresses for a stallion to swoop me off my hooves!' "
>And for the third time that morning, the two of you break into laughter
>Having Bubble Berry come over was a brilliant plan, even if it wasn't planned
>"Whew... So, to business."
>Bubble produces a map of Ponyville, two pink chips, and a white chip, and lays the map over the table
>"Rarity lives HERE."
>The white chip is moved to the Carousel Boutique
"We are HERE."
>Pink chips to Sugarcube corner
>You both think for a second
>Lightbulb!
"Oh! Oh!"
>"Yes?"
>You lean over the table, ans whisper your plan in Bubble's ear
>When you lean back again, you're greeted by a wide smile
>"If that won't make her smile, We'll have to call in the Party Squad."
 
>You can barely hold your excitement as you knock on Rarity's front door
>You're carrying a stuffed saddlebag on your back
>Of course it's stuffed, you packed everything for the both of you!
>After a while, Rarity opens the door
>Her mane is ever-so-slightly out of shape, and she's levitating a mug of coffee
>You guess she's woken up about five minutes ago
>Your hooves move with lighting speed as you grab hold of a party popper and pop it
"Spa day~!"
>Rarity wipes a little confetti out of her mane
>"Pinkie Pie, dear. I have just awoken from my night's rest, and while I do appreciate the company, I'd quite like my mornings quiet. I also hadn't planned a spa day."
"Don't worry, Rara! I already ate breakfast, and I'm off work today!"
>"Pinkie."
"I also didn't make any appointments today, and Gummy's old enough to stay home alone!"
>"Pinkie."
"And I even did all of the chores for today! It's so much quicker with help!"
>"Pinkie!"
>You put a hoof over your own muzzle, and mouth a 'sorry'
>"/I/ have not eaten breakfast yet, and /I/ still need to make preparations in order to close the store today. Give me few minutes, won't you?"
>Rarity gives you the sweetest smile she can muster at this hour
>And bam goes the front door
>You wait a few seconds before bringing your left wrist to your mouth
"Pastry to fruit! Pastry to fruit! The bird has not flown yet! I repeat, Rarity's still inside!"
>Bubble gives a hooves up from the branches of a nearby tree
>Two hours later, you're still waiting outside
>Bubble was so nice to get you an ice cream though
>You start wondering wether or not to knock again, revealing Rarity
>She's looking as sparkly as ever again, and she has her saddlebag ready for a nice, relaxing spa day
>"I'm sorry my mane looks so ruffled, I had to rush it."
"Ruffled? Like this?"
>You shake your head, shedding a few pink, curled hairs
>"Well... Not quite like that, but there's one or two hairs out of place, yes."
"Oh, don't worry about that, I get hares in the kitchen all the time!"
>You giggle softly to yourself as you and Rarity make your way to the spa
>"You know, I normally only ever do this sort of thing with Fluttershy. I wonder why..."
"Rainbow Dash doesn't like ponies touching her hooves in daylight, Applejack dislikes scented baths and/or candles, Twilight always tries to bring books, Spike thinks he's too old for the Tiny Tub and Pinkie Pie thinks chocolate baths are a good idea."
>"I... was aware of that. It was a rethorical question, dear."
"Oh! Oopsie, my bad! In that case: Gee, I wonder why, too! Let's have loads of fun today!"
>Rarity smiles as you enter the spa building
>"At last! Aloe, Vera, the usual please, extra long!"
>The spa sisters nod, and one of them heads off to prepare the baths
>You and Rarity head to the locker rooms to get... er...
>To have some small talk
>You stuff your overly full saddlebag in a locker while Rarity wraps a towel around her mane
"So, Rarity."
>You tilt your head a little towards your friend
"Any luck with the stallions?"
>Rarity sighs
>"Pinkie, I've told you yesterday, I am not 'having luck with the stallions'. There's no need teasing me about it."
"Oh, but I wasn't teasing, I was just checking if we still had to spa day today."
>"What does that have to do with..."
>Rarity's face lights up red
>You wonder why
>No, really, you don't know
>After a mere fifteen minutes of preparation, the two of you head to the baths
>No, wait
>This isn't the plan
"Rarity! Rarity! Let's head to the massage tables instead!"
>"I normally do that after the bath, I-"
"A good massage helps you relax and smile nearly just as much as a good hokey-pokey, Rarity!"
>"Alright then... I suppose it can do no harm"
>Success!
>You lead Rarity to the massage tables, where he's waiting for you
>The spa's spankin' fresh massage pony
>Handsome vest: check
>Curly moustache: check
>Wide smile: check
>Pink, poofy mane: check!
>Bubbl- er, the anonymous pony steps forward, and bows
>"Oui, mon petite ponies, do lie down on ze massage tables, if you will."
>No way Rarity'll see through this!
>Especially since she hasn't met Bubble yet, and you're right next to her
>Rarity lies down first
>"You know, Pinkie, I think there's something a little... off about this new maaaahh..."
>Maaaahh isn't a word of course, but Rarity was cut of mid-sentence
>It isn't every day she gets treated to a massage by hooves used for working dough on a daily basis
>Bubble is as much skilled as massaging as you are, and Rarity's drooling and moaning softly within five minutes
>Now, for the last part!
>Bubble's gooves carefully work their way down along Rarity's back
>When they find flank, they spend a good amount of time massaging it
>In fact, it doesn't look like Bubble'll move his hooves anytime soon
>Rarity notices
>"Um... Mister? Not that I don't mind of coure, but I paid for a /full/  body massage, not just a flankrub."
>Bubble giggles
>"Sorry Rarity, it was just so nice looking and touching!"
>He clears his throat
>"I vill get ze move on right zis instant!"
>And with that, he bends over, and runs his tongue along Rarity's lips
>Rarity lets out a soft moan
>Not a second after, she covers her mouth with her hooves
>She rolls onto her back to face her assaulter
>"Excuse me?! What do you think you're doing?"
>Bubble giggles, and quickly throws off his vest and moustache
>"Surprise! It's me!"
>Rarity eyes him up and down
>"Do I... Do I know you?"
"Oh, that's Bubble Berry. He's me from another reality, isn't that too cool?"
>"Oh, I, um, I suppose it is, dear. But care to explain why he just... licked me there?"
>You giggle
"Well, you told me about how stressed you've been lately, and stress is bad for your happiness, so I thought, what's the quickest way to get rid of stress, and then the answer just fell out of the water!"
>You're not too sure if Rarity could follow that
>Neither is she, it seems
>"So... You want me and him to..."
>You and Bubble both nod happily
>Raity swallows audibly, and a red blush slowly appears on her face
>"...Does this cost extra..?"
>"But of course it doesn't!"
>"So... Don't get me wrong, I'm not desperate or anything, tat'd be unladylike of me, but..."
>Her eyes trail down to Bubble Berry's crotch
>Mission accomplished!
>Rarity doesn't even need  to finish that sentence
>Bubble swiftly lowers his head again, this time to do a proper job at eating her out
>And boy is he good at that!
>You've experienced first-hoof last night
>Rarity's unsurpressed moans only add to the prove
>As much as you'd like to stay and watch, you have work to do
>You dart off to the massage room's door to lock it
>Wouldn't want anypony come in here while you're 'busy'
>After that's done, you quickly crawl under the massage table
>You ignore the mix of spit and juices dripping down on your mane as you marvel at the thing in front of you
>The size of Bubble's 'berry' keeps amazing you
>You quickly pull yourself out of it
>There's important work to be done!
>You know how Rarity likes her stallions
>More specifically, /where/ she likes them
>And Bubble won't be going in there dry
>You grab the nearest bottle of massage oil, it'll work perfectly
>You squirt a generous amount on your hooves
>Trying not to spill any, you grab Bubble's twitching dick, and start spreading the slick substance
>You quickly and expertly cover his entire length in a good thick layer of improvise-lube
>But you'll have to admit, you're not just applying lube
>Your hooves keep gliding up and down his oiled shaft, until you make him moan into Rarity's folds
>Which, in turn, elicits a moan from her
>You giggle quietly to yourself, and let go of him
>You crawl back out from under the table, just in time to evade an increase of fluids dripping down to where your mane was seconds ago
>A loud, pleasured scream comes out of Rarity as she's treated to what she's wanted for so long
>Bubble pulls out from between her tighs, his mouth a glistening grin
>He stands up on his hind hooves, presenting his lubed-up dick
>Rarity's eyes go wide in shock and anticipation
>"How... How'd you know?"
"Oh, I asked you last time you were drunk again."
>Rarity's white cheeks turn to a bright red
>"Well... It's true. Please don't tell anypony."
"I won't!"
>"I won't!"
>You and Bubble Berry answer in unison, as the latter start pushing forward
>Rarity's only reply is a rather loud moan
>Her hooves immediately dive to her unoccupied nethers, and she starts rubbing herself
>Bubble starts, and keeps pulling in and out of her ass, keeping a steady pace
>The air is filled with grunts and moans from both parties, not to mention the sounds of hips meeting plot repeatedly
>You can't stand it much longer
>You quietly tap Rarity on the shoulder
>She turns her head to you, her face is covered in an expression of pleasure and bliss
>You lean in, and bring your lips to hers
>She reacts quickly by giving in to the kiss
>She's frenching it, even!
>Your tongues dance around each other, Rarity moans into your mouth and you moan back into hers
>Your hoof soon finds its way across her belly, down to her own hooves
>You gently push them aside to start working your magic with your own hoof
>The increase of both Rarity's moaning and her wetness tell you're doing it good
>the tip of your hoof occasionaly meets Bubble's stomach, but neither of you care very much
>Before too long, Rarity breaks the kiss to let out another scream
>Her nethers coating your hoof in a generous layer of juices tell you why
>"Harder! Rougher! Make it last!"
>Her magic grabs Bubble's mane and pulls it, to urge him into going faster
>He can't keep that up for long
>His moans turn into groans, and after a while he tries to slow down
>Rarity'll have none of that
>Her magic now grabs hold of Bubble's hips, and he finds himself moving on her command
>"Rarity! Are you sure you want me to-"
>"Yes! You're staying inside!"
>Bubble doesn't object any more, and seconds later, his groans reach critical mass
>Rarity moans with him, and frees him of her magic grasp not long after
>He pulls out, revealing a now flaccid dick, and a small spill of jizz
>You grin almost as wide as he does
>Hoofbump!
>Rarity slowly comes to her senses
>"Um... Thank you for... 'helping me out'. I'm sorry I was so rough on you."
>"Oh, it's alright, really!"
"If I knew, I would've done it by myself sooner!"
>You both giggle, and leave the room, leaving a satisfied yet slightly confused Rarity behind
 
 
>Later that day, you and your stallion self are hopping through the streets of Ponyville once again
>"That was fun!"
"Oh yeah it was! Making my friends smile always makes me smile, and since we're friends, and you're me, me smiling makes you smile, and that makes me smile even more!"
>"Your smiling only makes my smile bigger! So, where are we going next?"
>You think for a while
"I bet Twilight's be interested in you
>"Twilight? Oh, Mare-Dusk! I bet it'd involve a lot of questions too. And not funny questions like 'Eat poison joke or eat false teeth?'."
"Poison joke. But then who? Applejack?"
>Bubble stops in his tracks
>"He's a stallion here, too?"
"What? No, silly! Of course not!"
>"Oh. Oh well. Did you at least do her?"
"Did you do your AJ?"
>"Two weeks flat after last easter?"
"In the haystack in the toolshed?"
>"And you had to keep quiet because of Macareina?"
"So you really are me! Were you top or bottom?"
>"Bottom."
"Top."
>You both blink once
>Then, you booth realize it doesn't even matter anyway
>Target acquired