>grass is surprisingly nice to lie down in
>or maybe Equestria's grass is magical
>you'll take it either way
>you and your bro, Rainbow Dash, are just lying there in the field
>staring up at the partly clouded sky
>you're sharing thoughts about the shapes of the clouds
>Dash seems to only see fast animals or athletic equipment
>it's like that's the only thing on her mind
>but that's what makes her unique
>her competitive side is a welcome addition here in Ponyville
>at least to you
>everyone here is so friendly all the time
>it's nice to have someone who pushes you to the limit once in a while
>plus she's always ready to do stuff other ponies aren't
>going drinking, pranking ponies
>it's great
>Rainbow really is a true bro
>"You getting bored, Anon?"
>she almost sounds impatient
"A little, yeah."
>Rainbow sits up and looks at you
>you follow suit
"Let's do something else for a while."
>"Yeah. What are you up for?"
 
>you give her a cheeky smile
>time to win back your honor
>for your homeland
"A race."
>she gives you that competitive stare immediately
>"You sure, Anon? I crushed you last time."
>she was absolutely right
>last time the two of you raced, she beat you badly
>you're not sure what went wrong, but this time, you were going to win
"Of course I am. Let's do this."
>Rainbow starts stretching and preparing for the things to come
>you try to imitate her
>it doesn't look even half as professional as what she's doing
>but you gotta keep up appearances
>can't let her get too cocky
>losing to a cocky Rainbow Dash would be unbearable
>it was already bad enough last time
>"So, where to?"
>you think for a moment
>you're terrible at long distances
>it has to be something relatively close
"Sugarcube Corner."
>Rainbow nods once
>"All right, seems fair."
"And no wings."
>Dash just snorts at you
>"You calling me a cheater?"
"You have been known for it."
>she just brushes the remark away with a hoof
>"Yeah, yeah. Anyway, what are the stakes?"
 
>you think for a moment
>it's gotta be something good
>then it hits you
"Loser has to be the other's slave for a day."
>Rainbow takes a step back in surprise
>"W-what? Are you serious?"
>you simply nod at her
>she contemplates the bet for a moment
>it's not like her to do that
"C'mon, Dash. You aren't a chicken, are you?"
>it works
>it always works
>"Of course not! Let's do this!"
>you grin to yourself as you get ready to run for your dignity
>both you and Dash are ready to go
>the silence is rushing through your head
>"On 3."
>you reply with a grunt
>this is not the time for words
>"1."
>you exhale
>"2."
>you shake your head
>"3!"
>with that, both of you take off
>staying true to her promise, Rainbow is simply running
>but you got the better start
>you're already ahead of her
>you put everything you've got into running
>for a brief moment you look back
>you've managed to outrun Dash by quite a bit
>as long as you keep this up, victory is yours
>within a minute your legs are burning
>but Sugarcube Corner is within sight
>ponies rush to get out of your way
>just a little further and you'll win
>but just as you're getting there
>you see a blue streak flash past you
>through the air
>you feel anger rising in your body
>Rainbow stops in front of Sugarcube Corner and flies up into the air, hailing herself
>as you get there, you take a minute to catch your breath
>"Heh, guess you lost again, slowpoke."
 
 
>you can't be bothered to argue with Rainbow right now
"... Geez, fine. What do you want?"
>why did you ever make this bet?
>this whole idea was terrible
>you can't imagine what being Rainbow's slave for a day will entail
>she's already got that shit-eating grin plastered on her face
>you close your eyes and await judgement
>"Hmm."
>she really loves drawing these things out
>all you want is for her to get it over with
>"I know."
>here it comes
>"Go over to that mare and tell her you're a loser, and that I'm awesome!"
>of course
>typical Rainbow Dash
>with a heavy sigh you move towards the outed mare walking on the street
>you'd rather be drinking acid than doing this
"Excuse me?"
>you don't even attempt to sound happy
>the mare looks at you with a smile
>everyone in Equestria is friendly
"Yeah, I'd just like to say that I'm a loser."
>"A huge loser!"
"Sorry, a HUGE lower, and that Rainbow Dash over there is an amazing mare."
>normally this would embarass the shit out of you
>but you just want it over with
>"Uh, okay. Have fun then, loser."
>the mare hurries off and you turn towards Rainbow
>she's laughing her ass off
>"Oh, Anon! Y-you should have seen your face!"
>yeah, real funny
>and the day has only just started
>"I know! Go over to that mare now!"
>you look at the mare
>she's young
>probably Dash's age
>her coat is blue and her mane pink
>you've seen her before but know her not
>"Go tell her you think she's hot!"
 
>the mare is quickly disappearing down the street
>you have to act fast
>though you do not particularly wish to
>Rainbow would throw a hissy fit if you didn't
>on the way to the mare, you spot Roseluck's stand
>you toss her a bit and grab a rose on the way
"Thanks!"
>she just smiles at you after catching the bit in her hoof
>finally you reach the pony you were chasing
"Ex-excuse me?"
>you're panting slighly, even from that short run
>you did just race Dash after all
>the pony turns around to face you and smiles
>"Ah, Anon. How good to zee joo!"
>she sure had a strange accent
"I just couldn't help but notice you walking past."
>you hand her the rose, much to her surprise
"You truly are the most beautiful pony I've seen here. I thought you should have this."
>she takes the rose but strangely doesn't eat it
>ponies usually do that
>she puts it in her mane instead
>"Zank joo! Zat is most generous!"
>you're actually feeling into it by now
>you give her a graceful bow
"Anything for such a sweet mare."
>she doesn't blush in the slightest
>but she does give you a cheeky smile
>suddenly she moves closer
>you weren't ready for this
>"Joo should come see me after ze closing hours at ze spa one day."
>with that, she gives you a wink and continues on
>holy shit it actually worked
>behind you, all you can hear is laughter
>"Dear Celestia, Anon! This is gold!"
>yeah, well, joke's on her
>"Now... let's go get you a collar! Gotta keep my slave close, you know?"
 
>fuck this shit
>you're not being her slave for the entire day
>she cheated anyway
"Nah, screw this. I just got a date."
>with that you turn to leave
>you actually manage to take a few steps before Rainbow Dash zooms in front of you
>"Hey!"
>all you can manage is a grunt
>"I won the bet! You're my slave for the day!"
>she moves even closer
>"Don't even think about running off with some mare! You're mine! You hear? Mine! And ONLY mine!"
>her face is right up in yours
>she does truly seem angry with you
>but you thought there was something else
>maybe just a hint of jealousy
"Dash, you're not jealous, are you?"
>with that, her eyes light up
>"W-What?! Of course not! But I won the bet! You can't just leave! For any reason!"
>you smile at her
>it doesn't seem to please her at all
"I think you're jealous."
>Dash snorts at you
"I just got a date, and I'll be going to speak to that mare."
>you walk around Dash, but once again you dont' get far
>"If you leave me here, I'll never speak to you again!"
>you stop and contemplate that
>she's never threatened you with something like this before
>"Never, Anon!"
 
>she might actually be serious about this
>you could always go for that date another time, too
"... Well, all right. But admit you didn't win fairly."
>"Pfft! I won fair and square! Beat you to Sugarcube Corner, didn't I?"
>you're getting real tired of her shit
"You used your wings!"
>"Did not! Now, come with me, we're going shopping."
>with a reluctant sigh you follow Dash
>you walk through the streets of Ponyville in relative silence
>occasionally Rainbow forces you to humiliate yourself publicly
>by dancing in front of a crowd
>reciting horrible poetry
>it's a nightmare
>by the time you reach the pet shop, you just want to crawl into a hole and die
>you follow Rainbow to the door before she turns
>"Ah ah ah! Good slaves wait outside while their owners shop."
>she's gotta be fucking kidding you
>she just gives you this cheeky grin until you relent
"As you wish."
>a hoof hits your cheek at the speed of light
"OW! What the-"
>once more
>"As you wish, what?"
>oh she has GOT to be bullshitting you
>when you don't reply, she slowly raises her hoof
"As you wish, Master."
>she pats you on the head
>"Good boy."
>with that she goes inside
>and you are left standing outside
>you slump to the ground and sigh
>"Hey, Anon. What's up?"
>you didn't notice Twilight approaching
>she looks quite chipper
 
"I'm waiting for Rainbow Dash."
>Twilight looks around
>"Well, where is she?"
>you nod towards the store
>a wave of confusion floods over her face
>"Oh, she's getting things for Tank, then?"
>you sigh
"Nope. For me."
>Twilight gives you a deadpan "What?"
"I raced Dash, she cheated with flying, I lost the bet, now I have to be her slave for the day. She's getting a collar for me."
>Twilight's face scrunches up for just a moment before she roars in laughter
>you had hoped for more pity
>but no, even Twilight has to bullshit you
"Yeah, real funny."
>"Oh, oh, sorry, Anon. It can't be fun being Rainbow's slave for a day."
"You think? It's been fifteen minutes and I hate my life."
>she just snickers at you
>"You're going to have to deal with that on your own."
>in that instant, Rainbow exits the shop
>"Oh, hey Twilight."
>Twilight just smiles at Dash
>"Hey, I didn't give you permission to speak to anyone!"
>oh, God, here we go
>at leas she doesn't hit you
>she just forces the slightly too tight leather collar onto your neck
>she then fastens a leash to it
>this has got to be the most uncomfortable thing ever
>it takes Twilight exactly 3,7 seconds before she starts laughing again
>"I-I'm sorry. Hooh! I should go. Have fun, Rainbow."
>"Yeah, see ya, Twi!"
>Rainbow focuses her attention on you
>"Now, get on all fours and bark like a dog. You're going to be my good pet."
 
>you're getting real tired of her bullshit
>and this collar is way too tight
>but you comply for now
>you lower yourself down onto all fours and look up at Rainbow
>that cheeky smile makes you want to punch her
>as you're watching her from down here, only one thing enters your mind
"Destroy my anus, Master."
>Rainbow Dash almosts crashes in surprise
>"What?!"
>you give her your best pleading eyes
"Please, Master. Destroy my anus."
>Dash looks at you in utter disgust
>"Dude, what the fuck? I told you to bark!"
>with that she strikes you yet again
>"C'mon! Bark!"
>and once more
>your cheeks are burning red and stinging with pain
>Dash just snorts
>"Well, I guess you aren't a good pet after all! And bad pets get no dinner!"
>you slowly count to ten
>then you do it again
>and again
>you're starting to lose your cool
>this is absolutely unbelievable
>suddenly you feel your oxygen supply cut off
>Rainbow is tugging the leash
>pulling you toward the street
>"Come on! We're going for a walk, doggy!"
 
>that is fucking it
>you are not doing this shit any more
>with hell's wrath granting you strength, you rip off the collar
>you throw it to the ground
"That's it! I've had enough of your bullshit, Dash!"
>she gets angry immediately
>"You're my slave! I won the-"
"Fuck the bet! You're a fucking cheater anyway! You can fuck right off!"
>your arm moves on its own as it flies through the air
>your hand lands smack dab on the middle of her cheek
>a loud smack fills the air
>Rainbow flinches from the hit and takes a step backwards
>you don't regret hitting her
>it's not like hasn't been doing it for the past twenty minutes
>with a hoof on her red cheek, she looks at you in disbelief
>you see tears slowly forming in the corner of her eyes
>as usual, she toughens up
>she always does that
>every single time something hits her emotionally
>she just toughens up and hits back physically
>you really wish she could just let it out normally, like everyone else
>her competitive side is nice, but this has always annoyed you about her
>"You're just a sore loser! And now you gotta ruin my fun because I won! It's fucking pathetic, Anon!"
 
"Bitch, please! You fucking flew to the finish! I had every right to do that, you little whore!"
>something about those words hit her
>she visibly flinches and turns her face from you
>for a moment you just stand there
>watching her with fury filling your body
>and then you hear something you never thought you would hear from her
>she sobs
>it is but a single sob
>but a sob nonetheless
>as she turns to face you once more, her eyes are wet
>she couldn't toughen up through this one
>"O-oh yeah?! Now I-I'm a w-whore?! Y-you could never have b-been so w-rong, Anon!"
>it's painful listening to her like this
>sobbing her way through every word
>you've never seen her quite like this
>she has been sad before
>but this something entirely different
>she's in pain
>and it's showing quite badly
>it makes your heart ache
>"I f-fucking waited f-for you, Anon! H-hung out w-with you all t-the time! Y-you never opened y-your eyes! A-and now t-this?! A-all b-because I wanted s-some fun?!"
 
>you've had enough of her Rainbow's shit
>you suplex that bitch and she dies
>shit ponies don't deserve the gift of life
>uncle Boris told you that
>good old, wise uncle Boris
>you did the whole thing faster than the speed of light
>thanks to the training of the Yu Su monks of Chinaland
>they did raise you after all
>so there she lies now
>in a pool of her own blood
>covered in her last piss and shit
>that stuff leaves the body once you ded
>and now you are finally free
>ponies around you are cheering
>you raise your arms up towards the sky
>you close your eyes and whisper
"For you, mother Russia."
>you sing the national anthem
>ponies join in
>it is quite a sight
>as you're singing, you attract only the greatest of mares in this land
>with many miles per hour, Applejack runs to you
>she presents herself to you
>you proceed to grace her with your holy penis
>she comes from even looking at it
>yes, you were quite the man
>you take shit from no blue ponies
>they shall die as you stand there
>a journalist comes up to you
>asking you for the full story
>you recount the tale of your glorious deed
>the pony is in awe the entire time
>of course he is
>he is standing before greatness
>he is standing before
>Sharp McEdgyson
 
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