>Day whatever I'm trying to write here.
>Be Anon, and chillin at home with your pal Rainbow Dash.
>As you sit on the couch, a little rainbow streaks by, before doing flips around your head, and landing on your shoulder.
>A tiny Rainbow Dash leans herself on your neck, and catches her breath, "So, how was that?" She squeaks
"Pretty good, 2 more flips than yesterday."
>"Yes!"
>She flies over to your head, and buries herself into your hair, snuggling herself up, and resting her body.
"Do you really have to rest in there?"
>"Its comfy."
"What about my lice?"
>"Tsk~ You don't have lice Anon, nice try."
"Well you would know better than anyone else. You wanna drink?"
>"Sure."
>You get up, and head to the kitchen. Grabbing a cold one, you pop it open, and go to a nearby cabinet.
>Pulling it open, you grab one of the many thimbles, and wash it, before pouring a small amount of booze in it.
>Offering it to her, she takes it, and begins to take sips.
>Going back to the couch, you plop yourself on it, and rest back.
>"Say Anon, can we hit up Canterlot on the weekend?"
"Why?"
>"I don't know, just for fun."
"I guess, what do you wanna do over there?"
>"Maybe catch a show, or hit a club."
"Beh, I hate clubs."
>"A show then."
"That could be fun."
>Rainbow goes back to drinking her small drink. With it finished, she wedges it in a small clump of hair.
>"Say Anon, does size matter to you?"
"What do you mean?"
>"Like, would you be ok with dating a mare smaller than you."
"I guess, depends on the size."
>"You can pick her up."
"That's kinda cute."
>"And snuggle her."
"Still interested."
>"And put her in your pocket."
"....We're talking about you? Arent we?"
>She nods as you smile, and pluck her from your hair.
"I like you Rainbow, and if you feel that way, then sure. We'll give it a shot."
>"REALLY?! But wait, I mean...you're so much bigger than me."
"Its ok Rainbow, I have a micro-penis