>You're in your bandmate's garage, rehearsing for an upcoming gig. >You're the guitarist, and a pretty kick-ass one at that. >You decide to bring your fluffy along, because you didn't have a babysitter. >Coincidentally, your bandmates have fluffies as well. >You all question why you got them in the first place. >Anyway, practice begins, and you play a pretty awesome song you wrote yourself. >It's too loud for the ponies, and they start crying. >Your music initially drowns it out, but they get louder and it gets on your nerves. >You stop playing and stare at the little wailers. >Your bandmates then exchange looks, figuring out what to do. >The bassist chimes in. >"Why not lock them in the laundry?" >Perfect. What could go wrong?   >You immediately lock them in. >They don't seem to bothered, because, hey, they have friends with them. >You get back to rehearsing. >After 10 minutes of jamming, you make some pretty sweet music. >It's all interrupted by a loud bang. >Coming from the laundry. >The drummer mutters to himself. >"Dear God, no." >You immediately run to where you stashed the little bastards. >They're all covered in bubbles, giggling at each other. >The washing machine is completely destroyed. >The bassist is fuming, considering it's his house. >You and the drummer eventually calm him down. >You can't leave them alone, it seems. >You suddenly come up with an idea. >"Get some cotton buds!" >Five minutes later, you've given the ponies some earplugs to drown out noise from the instruments. >They don't seem to be bothered by it. >Alright, jam time.   >As soon as you begin performing, the fluffy little shits begin making obnoxious noises, smashing things, and making a mess of the garage. >You've had enough. >You've all had enough. >Those furry little rats have got to go. >You put your instruments on the ground and walk up to the ponies. >You each grab your fluffy. >You point to the kick drum. >"You guys wanna play in there?" >The ponies respond enthusiastically. >The drummer opens up the drum. >All the ponies run inside and hug each other. >He quickly closes and seals the drum. >He places the pedal. >He places his foot on it. >You all have smiles on your faces. >"Hit it!" >Suddenly, the drummer starts tapping the pedal with his foot repeatedly. >The ponies inside react, and are terrified. >Fortunately, the drum cover is transparent only from the outside, so they don't see you. >The beating gets faster. >The screaming increases. >Suddenly, all the ponies inside explode, leaving nothing but blood inside. >You all laugh in sheer amazement. >You think to yourself. >"I fucking love music