>Work at a microwave power plant
>Job is boring as fuck, it's just monitoring the power flow coming down to the dishes from the collector satellites
>Can't even go outside at break because the microwave beams have destroyed the upper atmosphere and ozone layer
>Have to enter and exit the complex through a tunnel because of this
>Whatever, it's $22/hr to watch numbers on panels
>Something catches your eye on a exterior site monitor
>A swarm of fluffy ponies has dug in under the fence and is charging towards the dish
>As they hit the hazard zone they start to fry and burst into flames
>Could've sworn you saw pregnant mare explode in a shower of boiling innards and fetal foals
>Can't look away from the scene of dead and dying burning ponies
>It's like some sort mad science fluffy holocaust
>Not one breaks off the charge, they all die
>Seriously what the fuck
>After work you check out where they got in under the fence
>There are dead fluffies stuck in it
>Nearby there's a sign reading 'Free Sketties' with an arrow pointing towards the plant
>Bullshit
>Tomorrow you're going to ask your boss if you can open up an exterminators business on the side
>Damn well going to make sure no one gets anymore freebies like that