Home Invading Ponies 1/5 Appleloosa !!lEjuXQkeLha 04/13/12(Fri)04:49 No.1239032 Home Invading Fluffy Ponies 1/6 - Revised Repost Appleloosa !!lEjuXQkeLha 04/14/12(Sat)19:18 No.1275985   >You arrive at your house after a long day of work >You're at the front door when you suddently hear a noise coming from the kitchen >You sneak to the kitchen and see something unusual >A stray fluffy mare and two fluffy fillies just broke into your house >"The hole on the fence and the dog door" you think to yourself >You didn't think they we're capable of this >Seems like they're exploring your house in search of food >You can see their hoofs and the lower part of their fluff is covered in dirt >Dirty hoofprints all over you kitchen floor >The fluffy mare is leading the fillies >The fillies are constantly complaining of hunger "Fuffy hungy!" "Pweas fin' food!" they say in a high pitched baby voice >Fluffy fillies have even worse english than the regular fluffy ponies >She doesn't give a damn, probably never lived among humans >"Mommy twy to find food fow babehs! Now quiet or munsta catch fwuffies!" >They start sniffing and rolling objetcs all over your kitchen >They seem really hungry by how frantically they look for food >One of the fillies shits in your kitchen floor and just keep walking >The fluffy mother pushes with her little hoofs a small vase plant, mistaking it for a food bowl >The vase breaks spreading dirt all over the floor >You were watching the whole scene, which just infuriates you >You could just stomp all three fluffies to death, but you're willing to teach that fluffy mare a lesson >And you have a plan to accomplish that >You grab in silence your old dog's cage (really smart animal, you sort of miss him) >You go to the kitchen closing the door behind you   >As the fluffy mare spots you she yells "Wiv mustah! Ow fwuffy give owies!" >"Get wost!" a little filly shouts >As you approach them, the fluffy mare charges you but she only manages to soil your pants >You stomp on the floor to make a loud sound >Fluffies start running away >They're obviously not going too far >You grab the mare by the tail and the two fillies and throw them into the dog cage >After this you've really decided to teach her a lesson >"Let out! Pwease no hurt babehs!" the fluffy mare begs >"I'm not going to hurt you. Actually we're going to play a game and then have dinner!" you assure them >"Weawwy? Munsta no huwt fwuffy and babehs? Pway games with cute babehs! Wan' foodsies!" the mare says relieved You can't make them scared or else your plan won't work >"Yeah, just wait there", you say >You can't take the risk of opening the cage >It's time to put your plan into motion >First part of the plan >You take two chairs and put them aside the table >You fill a small water tank to the top and put them on top of the chairs to make it closer to the table top >You encircle the left edge of the table with chicken wire, leaving some space between the table and the wire >You grab a rectangle shaped wooden plank and put on the table, positioning its middle segment under the wire >The plank width is larger than a regular fluffy pony, they have some space to walk and will not be stranded >The left segment of the planket is right above the water tank, making it look like a trampoline >It's time for part two of the plan   >You take the three fluffy ponies from the cage >"Whewe taking fwuffies?" says the mare >"It's play time, as I said" >"Yay, wuv pway with cute babsies!" she says excitedly >You place the mare on the right part of the plank and the two fillies on the left part, which has the filled water tank underneath it >Since their weight seems balanced, your contraption will work after all >"Let babehs with me! Wan' hug babsies!" >The mare starts stretching her clumsy hooves to try to reach her foals to no avail >"Listen very carefully you little shit!", sternly refering to the mare >"As you can see your daughters are on the other side of the fence. If you leave the plank, it'll flip over and your babies will drown!", you explain >"Nuu! No dwown, wawa bad fo fwuffies! No do pwease!" >The fillies look down at the water and freeze in place, shaking their bodies and pissing >"Fuffy scawed! No wike scawy wawa! Wanna hug mommy!" >"As I promised here's your bowl with treats! I bet they're very tasty!" you place the bowl just out of her reach >"And remember, if you leave the plank, your daughters will be gone forever!" >"Pwase, nuu! Gif tweats fo pony, so hungy!" >Seems like the fillies are not hungry yet   >Two hours have passed >Fillies are still frozen in place. Their only movements are their uncontrollable shaking. They piss and shit everytime they look down >"So scawy wawa! Pwease let out!" begs one of the fillies >The other one is going through uncontrollable sobbing >They instinctively know they will die if they fall in there >Fluffy mare gets more and more hungry with each passing minute >"Pwease hooman, gif foodsies! So hungy *growl*! Just tiny bities!" >"What are you talking about? You can have food, it's right in front of you!" >"If fwuffy out, babehs dwown! No want babehs gone! Wuv fwuffy babehs much!" >"Well that's too bad. You should have thought of that before breaking into my home. Now if you want it, all you have to do is step forward!" >Fluffy mare starts crying "All wanted iz food, *sob* *sob* tummy owie, no wanted fwuffies get hungy too" >Some more hours have passed. Night falls >Fluffy mare is getting sleepy >Fillies are already sleeping, hugging each other as tightly as they can >They look like a cute little fluff ball while sleeping >The mare try to fight her drowsiness. She keeps closing and opening her eyes >"So...sweepy...bwing babehs...pwease" she speaks to nobody in particular and falls asleep >Such a cute sight >Morning comes, fluffy ponies surprisingly survived the night   >"Guess what I brought for fluffies?" >The fluffy mare's eyes glares as she spot the steaming bowl of spaghetti you're bringing >"Mmm, I bet it's very delicious! Look at all this sauce! Mmm!", you tease >Fluffy mare starts drooling >"Gif saghetti! Pwease good fwuffy! Sowwy if bwoke thingy! Pwease feed, pwease pwase!" she implores >Steam coming from the bowl hits the muzzles of the fillies too. At this point they're very hungry as well >"Pwes gif yummies! Feed fiwwie!" "Tummy owie, gif sghety pwes!", beg the fillies >Fluffy mare is shaking because of her excruciating hunger. She can't stand a single moment of it >She begs one more time "PWEASE, gif fwuffy foodies! Fwuffy behave! Sowwy, fwuffy so sowwy! Waaaaah", tears start forming in her eyes >You keep teasing her about how tasty the spaghetti and treats are >Mare is crying so much at this point, she looks back and say "Sowwy babehs, so hungy, need eat!"   >"Nuu mommy, no weave fiwwie, fiwwie wuv mommy!" "Pwease mommy, fiwwie good, fiwwie wuv mommy, gif hugsies!" "Waaaaah, waaaaaah" the fillies beg in squeaky voices >"Sowwy babehs *sob* *sob* tummy big ouchie! Haf eat! Wuv babehs!" >Fillies are hugging each other in fear, begging incessantly >Mare walks slowly towards the spaghetti bowls. She suddenly steps off the plank >Plank flips over >Fillies fall while giving a high pitched squeak "Mommmmyyyy!!!!" *splash* >Totally heartbreaking for fluffy mare >She just stands there, crying for minutes >She's baffled while gazing at the place her cute and beloved daughters once were >Extreme hunger kicks in, at least she got to eat >Fluffy pony slowly moves her clumsy little mouth to the spaghetti >Suddenly you step in and take her spaghetti and treats bowl away and dump everything in the trash can >She looks at you with wide eyes, speechless >"Sorry, but only good fluffies get to eat food, and good fluffies don't kill their daughters", you say with a grin >Fluffy mare can't articulate her frustration >"W-w-wa-waaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!" cries the mare at the top of her lungs >You left fluffy pony mare in the table >She dies hours later of hunger, crying, alone and thinking about her cute little fillies who gave their lives to save her