>in your twenties >cant land a job >money is getting tight >finally get a job part time at a fluffy adoption center >better than nothing >you personally don’t care for the things but you don’t hate them >you just go through the motions: feeding, cleaning, showing them to customers, repeating >the shelters getting crowded >boss offers a 5% increase in pay if an employee adopts a fluffy every 3 months, store will provide food for first month >need all the money you can get so you adopt a pink fluffy earth mare >no car only a bike and backpack so the shop keeper gives you a bike basket to put the cage in >the ride home the fluffy babbles on about “new daddy, pway, hungies need nummies” and all other sorts of shit >maybe you should just toss her in a ditch, but you’re too beta >plus the payment bonus requires the shop keep to see it once every month to ensure its happy   >”daddy, fwuffy need nummies!” the fluffy cry finally snaps you out of your daze >look down to see her pouting with her big blue eyes begging to you “all right here, have some candy” >you pull out a bag of candy you had in your pocket >mostly crushed but still >the fluffy sniffs the contents of the bag and nibbles on a piece of chocolate >she immediately begins to devour the bag full of food >the rest of the ride home is mostly quite except for the loud smacking noises >when you get back to your apartment you set the fuffy in her new home and place the litterbox and food and water bowls out as well as her bed >she trots around the two room apartment overjoyed with her new home >you get ready to turn in and head for you room >”daddy?” What? >”wat fwuffy name?” I don’t know, what is it? >”fwuffy no have name” she says sadly looking at the ground “well what would you like?” >”fwuffy like candy!” “alright your name is candy” >”yaaaaaaaaaay fwuffy name candy!” she exclaims bouncing around >this goes on for 2 hours before she passes out, you wonder what you got yourself into   >the job being part time you’re at home a lot >Candy drives you up the walls but you need the dough >you play with her and keep her entertained but at the cost of your sanity >you take her to the park as often as possible so she can play with other fluffies not just you >it keeps her out of your hair and gives you a chance to read the job listings >as you peruse the paper you look up to check on your fluffy >you don’t see her >you scan the area again and still no fluffy >uh oh you think to yourself >you get up and search for her >high and low no Candy >you’re about to give up when you hear two soft voices under the children’s slide play set >you look inside and see Candy being mounted by a green unicorn >the thought of Candy plus X number of foals make you nearly piss yourself in fear >you quickly snatch the green unicorn by the scruff of his neck >”nuuuuuuuu no huwt mojito, wet mojito down!” “candy, come on we’re leaving” >”Candy in twouble?” she asks with a mildy scared look “come on” >you set Mojito down as he dashes off to probably tell his owner >candy slowly comes out looking fearful of punishment “Candy sowwy daddy, no mean to be bad fwuffy” “Candy, do you know what you were doing?” >”candy give speciaw huggies” she says “Candy, you can’t do that or you’ll get us both in trouble” >”candy onwy do it for shiny toy” “a toy?” >candy reaches back and pulls out a quarter “You did that for a quarter?” >”what quatew?” she asks “nevermind, what if you got pregnant? I can barely feed you let alone babies” >”babies?” candy’s eyes light up “whewe babbehs?” she asks looking around “there are no babies here, maybe I should get you spayed. But thatd cost a fortune” >”spay?” she asks “fwuffy hear dat befowe at cage home, wat spay?” >you think for a minute then pick up Candy and look at her belly >fluffys fluff regrows quickly but underneath the fluff if a scar spanning her lower stomach “so you are spayed, must do that to all the ferals” >”wha spay?” she repeats “whewe da babehs daddy?” “nothing, lets just go home” >you turn and see an orange Pegasus with something in its mouth >”movto say u spl hud for nw tys” “we cant understand you” >he spits out the obstruction >”Mojito say you give speciaw huggies for new toys, dis wha my mommy had in her toy bag” >you pick it up to see a slobbery five dollar bill >light bulb “ok candy now what do you do?” >”candy give speciaw huggies fo mommy and daddy papuh toys!” she gleefully replies “den Candy get candy!” she chirps as she does a quick skip “good good, now tell the other fluffys” >She scurries off to the playground >you watch her grabd the attention of the fluffies as the gather around to hear her >once she is done, fluffies dart off in all directions >as their parents talk they crawl into their owner’s purses and stealth fully slide wallets out >you watch them grabs mouthfuls of bills and rush back to Candy >best idea ever >they go into her sex chamber under the slide playset and come back out a minute or two later >after 45 minutes all fluffies have been taken care of >you walk over and see Candy licking her vag clean after the job is done >”hi daddy! Candy do good? Get candy now?” “one minute Candy” >you pick up the pile of bills and begin to count >1..3..6..26…34….44….holy shit a 50…..$112 dollars total >you just made more than 3 days at work in 45 minutes >”get candy now?” Candy asks impatiently “of course, great job Candy” >you give her a bag of gummy worms which she is delighted to see >you still can’t believe this worked >you have a new source of income