>You watch glumly as Moondancer runs down the carpeted hallway in hysterics, veering out of sight not too long after >Right now, you suppose you'll just have to hope that she's either too shaken up to talk about this, or has the good sense to do as you said >She just saw someone die, right next to her, and YOU put her in that position >It's not a fun experience, though... >You take a deep breath, Moondancer's bloodstained coat in your hands >Watching someone die, well, you just did that as well, and while you're shaken, freaked out, you're not... Collapsed, or freaking out beyond control >That scares you a little >Right now, you have to find someone to... Offer to Discord >Fuck, you're not sure you can even do this >Everything's so fucked, but... >No, just walk, do what you have to do >You walk down the hallway, making your way back down to the main area >On the way there, you toss Moondancer's coat into the garbage, and hope it gets lost in some dump forever >The costume contest seems to be over, most people milling about in the large entrance area of the convention >While many people have left, there's still a sizable number of people still here >Oh fuck, what are you even supposed to do... >Pluck someone out for death? >That... >Maybe you can just walk around the convention floor and hope to find it in yourself to bring someone with you >All these fucking spergs... >In their Naruto cosplays... >Talking about slash fiction... >You can't even get mad right now >There's a buzzing in your pocket >"[Don't keep me waiting TOO long, Twilight]" >You stop in the middle of the convention hall, a sense of impending doom lolling over you >This... How are you supposed to do this?! >Letting out a distressed sigh, trying not to let your composure slack too visibly, you spot someone staring at you, alone and far away off in a corner to themselves >Zecora >As in the Everfree Park, so too here, her stare gives you the creeps >She knows Discord, she came here to speak with him >Fuck it, maybe she can help you >It can't possibly make things any worse >There's not much else you can do... >You make the walk over to Zecora, somewhat secluded from the others >In this corner, you can barely hear the chatter of the horde of spergs behind you >Zecora, despite being dressed as a slutty schoolgirl samurai, has a definite air of authority around her >You stop a couple feet in front of her, unsure of what to say >There's a silence between the two of you before she straightens up and looks into your eyes >"You are unlike Discord's other... Pet." >She puts some disdain into that final word >"You are a pet of his at all, are you? Despite how he may speak of, who I assume is, you." >You're not quite sure what she's getting at "I-I don't..." >Zecora stares off past you >"What is it that you want?" >Why did you even come over to her? >If she's doing the whole 'creepy staring' thing, maybe she wants something from you... "H-Help... And what do you want from me?" >"There are many who wish to see him gone..." >Is she saying she'll help you? >Or something? >You explain the situation to her >Discord's insane 'hunt', and that he's threatening you if you don't comply, but nothing more >She scoffs indignantly >"There is no sense to that man..." >Zecora turns back to you and sighs >"In this situation, you must do as he wills." >That's no help at all! "But—" >"Simply go with the yellow one next time. Perhaps you will not be put in these situations forever." >Zecora turns away from you and walks away "But... Wait!" >She ignores you and disappears into the throng of autists >FUCK >That was no fucking help at all, fucking cryptic striped mixtape dropping— >"YOU." >On your right side, you spot the extremely overweight Light Yagami >"You're supposed to be dead!" >He begins madly scribbling in his Death Note, clearly straining as he writes your name down with showy pizzazz >Even if this guy is total sperg piece of shit who deserves to die >That doesn't mean he literally deserves to die >The dude's just extremely autistic! >Fuck >As NotVeryLight Fagami finishes, he looks up at you, peeking over his notebook, panting >After what's probably 40 seconds, he looks confused >"WHY?!" "It's not a real fucking Death Note you idiot!" >The guy goes back to scribbling... >It's then that the pager in your pocket goes off again >"[Tick tock]" >FUCK >Okay, maybe this guy doesn't deserve to die, but... >Him, or you and all your friends and family?! >Ugh, is this Light Yagami logic supposed to be ironic or some shit? >Fuck fuck fuck... There's no getting out of this, is there?! >"Twilight Sparkle: Heart Attack." >You breath in and out, deeply >This guy... >He stomps his feet as, miraculously, you survive another attempt on your life >"YOU... YOU SLUT!" >What the fuck did you fucking do to this guy, aside from reject him harshly?! >Fuck it, if the guy's willing to, in his own mind, literally try and kill you... >Just don't think, Twilight >You walk towards him, pushing your way past him >"Hey!" "Go fuck yourself." >You turn around, the guy following after you, constantly writing >Jesus, maybe this guy has some sort of literal brain condition, and— >No, don't think about it >Just lead him up to... >This... You're not doing anything wrong... >It's... >"TWILIGHT SPARKLE: AFTER REJECTING SCHOONER, SHE IS RACKED WITH GUILT AND COMMITS SUICIDE BY HANGING" >Schooner continues following you, through the convention >You enter the same elevator that you'd been in with Moondancer, though, this time you know full well what for >What the Prime Sperg really was >This whole hunt >Discord... It's almost like he just wants you to be another him >Or that he thinks there's some psychopath bubbling under your skin >There isn't, though, is there? >You... Maybe you're bringing this Schooner guy up to... >But... >You wouldn't if you had any other choice! >This isn't your fault... >No, it is... >Fuck, you don't know what to think right now >Schooner stands in the opposite corner of the elevator, still writing in his fucking notebook >At this point... It's not anger inducing >It's not even vicarious spaghetti >Just incredibly sad >You try to get a hold of yourself as your breathing becomes more erratic >"Is it happening?! Is it working?" "What is your problem?" >"Twilight Sparkle, I was kind to you at first, but you have incurred my wrath!" >Before you can say anything, he goes back to writing frantically >At this point, you're almost certain he's, at best, a literal sperg >God, there was a point in time when you'd, at least in your imagination, gladly be doing this sort of shit >The elevator door opens >You hesitate, but... >It's this, or everyone you care for will... >Without thinking, you find that you're already outside the elevator >Somehow, you end up in front of 324-G >No... >Fuck... >You can't do this "Schooner, just go away..." >"NEVER! NOT UNTIL I HAVE WROUGHT MY WRATH!" >His hand criss-crosses across his Death Note, pen in hand as he cackles "Please! Just get out of here! I—" >The door behind you creaks open >Fluttershy pops her head out looking miffed, as usually >"This fat fuck, huh?" >Schooner growls >"IF I HAD THE SHINIGAMI EYES, YOU TOO WOULD BE DEAD YOU YELLOW WHORE." >At that, Fluttershy strides out into the hallway, shoving you aside >"TWILIGHT SPARKLE: AFTER—" >Fluttershy socks him in the mouth, causing him to fall onto his back, stunned >"Help me get him into the room." "N-No! I-I changed my mind! I-I-I can't do this!" >Fluttershy rolls her eyes, Schooner gripping at his face >You just stand, dumbfounded and paralyzed, as Fluttershy drags the fat cosplayer by the legs and into the room >Fuck, she must be stronger than she looks, even if she looks pretty in shape to begin with >No, is that even the thing to be thinking about right now?! "Look, I... I brought someone, so..." >"And now you have to see it to the end. That's the point," she says, finally dragging Schooner into the room in full >With no other choice, you shuffle into the room after them >Discord is lying back on the bed watching television, two corpses at the foot >That dudebro guy... >Must've happened while you were gone >"Twilight! My, what do we have here?" >"WHEN I GET THOSE SHINIGAMI EYES, I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!" >Discord pauses, then breaks out into uproarious laughter, wiping away tears >"Twilight, I've done this hunt often, and... Well done. You win this year's hunt, by far. By far!" "I... I don't want to do anything more than I already have..." >Discord shrugs >"Too bad." >Without warning, Discord tosses a knife at you >You scamper back and to the side, barely getting out of its way "WHAT THE FUCK!" >"You were supposed to catch the thing!" >Discord looks on at you expectantly as Fluttershy begins taping up Schooner, who is screaming about the Death Note the whole while >Looking down at the knife, you can't bring yourself to pick it up "I... I can't do this!" >You bring your back against the wall, sliding down it slowly >"Do you want Treehugger's head in a bag or in a box?" "NEITHER!" >Discord throws his hands up in the air >"Then I guess you know what you have to do!" >Schooner is writhing on the ground, now gagged >The knife is at your feet... >You pick it up in your hands, trembling, and look over at Schooner >He... He's not even afraid, simply frothing mad, blubbering through his gag, eyes of pure sperg rage peering into yours >"Well? Just do it!" >Fluttershy shrugs >"You're wasting our time! You're so fucking uncool." "I-I..." >God, what the fuck does 'cool' have to do with any of this? >Just another one of her 'you're too lame for Discord' things again? >Standing yourself back up on wobbly legs, you shamble towards Schooner, blade in hand >He's able to >No, this is wrong >This is too fucked up >There's no way you can... >Schooner is able to lather enough spittle onto the duct tape around his mouth to slide it off >"YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME WITH PETTY GAIJIN WEAPONRY LIKE THAT! YOU FOOLS! EACH OF YOU WILL BE PUT INTO MY DEATH NOTE!" >Fluttershy growls >"SHUT HIM UP, TWILIGHT!" >You bring the knife in front of you, pointing downwards, holding it in both hands, ready to plunge it downwards >Fluttershy and Discord watch as you falter, unable to go on >"Twilight, really... You're going to choose him over yourself and everyone you know? You know he's already dead, right? What's it matter if it's you?" >Discord chuckles >"Don't believe in yourself. Don't even believe in the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself! You can do it!" "I... I can't!" >You turn the knife on yourself, no intent to DO anything >Discord wants you alive, right?! >Discord laughs >"Oh, yes, go ahead." "Y-You don't think I will?!" >Discord stretches on the bed, giggling to himself >"YOU BAKA GAIJINS WILL ALL PERISH! TWILIGHT, THIS YELLOW SLUT, AND YOU TOO, KAMINA!" >Fluttershy grits her teeth >"Twilight, just do it before I do!" >You look down on Schooner, your view obfuscated through tears >"ALL OF YOU! DEAD! BAKA GAIJ—" >Schooner's voice turns from a yell, to a gargled scream, to a foaming moan, a knife lodged deep in his throat >It doesn't take long for him to become completely silent >The only sound in the room is that of a knife hitting flesh, over and over, along with Discord watching National Lampoon's Vacation >"FUCKING ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT!" >Discord groans >"Fluttershy," he says, drawing her name out in a whimper, "what was that for?!" >She doesn't respond, straddling Schooner's body as she drives the knife through his blobby flesh over and over, scowling and shrieking with a mad look in her eyes >You stumble back and drop your knife before falling to the floor >Discord sighs and turns to you >"Fluttershy, you know her... A bit impulsive at times. That's why you ought to do things quick, Twilight!" >No, fuck... "B-But..." >Panting, Fluttershy slides off of Schooner, caked in a fresher layer of blood >Jesus Christ... >"That looked like a bit of a work out." >Fluttershy frowns >"He wouldn't shut up... Twilight took too long. Discord, I told you about her... Now you have to punish her. I told you! She isn't like us!" >Discord crosses his arms >"Do I really HAVE to do anything, Fluttershy?!" >"YES! You saw! She hesitated!" >She glares at you with a twisted sense of victory >"Let me do it! Oh, how about her dad! Discord, you—" >"Fluttershy, I didn't realize you were the one making the rules around here!" >"N-No, but..." >Discord turns to you >"Twilight, I've decided that you can't really be held at fault here. I'm sure you were right on the cusp of doing it..." >"BUT—" >"Fluttershy, the whole point of all of this was to help Twilight loosen up. Like Kevin Bacon! And look what you did. You hogged all the fun. How can I blame Twilight for something YOU did?" >Fluttershy clenches her teeth and begins walking towards you with knife in hand >You recoil and close your eyes >"Fluttershy." >She shrieks >"WHY?!" >"Because you ruined what could have been the perfect end to the perfect day... I'm very disappointed." >Fluttershy turns to Discord and scampers off over to his bedside and kneels down >"Please," she says, her voice now much more meek, "Please, you have to punish her! What can she do that I can't?! Why won't you just—" >Discord places an index finger against Fluttershy's lips >"Shush, please. Just so you know, I WAS going to do something, but... Your behavior, right now, well... I'm very disappointed in you, young lady." >You watch from the floor, confused and quivering, as they talk >What the fuck... >In a way, you can almost thank Fluttershy for being her usual cunt self >And Schooner... >You're disgusted with yourself, but you're feeling extremely relieved >Unlike the last times you'd seen someone die, right now, you're fine >It's just... It's just the shock, and the overwhelming feeling of knowing everyone's still safe, for now >Except for Schooner, but... >Discord finishes talking to Fluttershy, you hadn't paid attention to what they were saying >"Twilight, what do you say we all sit back and watch some Chevy Chase in his prime?!" "I... I don't have a choice, do I?" >He shakes his head, smiling >You crawl towards the bed and up onto the mattress >"Ah, ah. Twilight, you'll be on my right side this time. Fluttershy, scooch over, will you?" >"B-But..." >Fluttershy whimpers as she complies >You settle down next to Discord, squirming as he puts an arm around you and Fluttershy >"Now this is the good life! Sitting back, watching classics with my girls!" >Fluttershy doesn't reply, too busy... >Sobbing, apparently >Softly, but you can still hear her "Y-Yeah..." >At least... >At least you made it through today, if only by the seat of your pants... >At the cost of... >Don't think about it >You watch as Clark Griswold heads on his cross-country journey across the country to Walley World >A trio of corpses at the foot of the bed, just out of sight