>With a gleam in her eye
>And hope in her heart
>Applejack sat there
>Behind her old cart
 
>Selling apples by day
>Selling apples by night
>All the ponies loved them
>Even that picky Twilight
 
>But one person in town
>Refused to buy them at all
>Meet Anonymous the human
>So bitter and tall
 
>No matter the dish
>It didn't matter type
>Anon denied her
>With hatred and gripe
 
"I don't like apples,"
>He'd say with a frown
"They're just not for me."
"I rather just drown."
 
>"That's just crazy!"
>Said AJ in fear.
>"Why, everypony loves apples!"
>"Whether it be far or near!"
 
>Anon put on a pout
>With AJ facing his back
>"You'll love my apples."
>"Or my name's not Applejack!"
 
>Later that night
>As Anon entered his bed
>He noticed something on the nightstand
>So crisp and so red
 
>Grabbing the apple
>With a very angry grip
>Out the window it went
>And busted AJ's lip
 
"Dammit, AJ!"
>He bellowed to the sky.
"I won't eat your apples!"
"Even if I was high!"
 
>But that didn't stop
>Old AJ from trying
>"He's gonna eat my darn apples"
>"Even if I have faking crying."
 
>Anon woke next morning
>In an extra sour mood
>He went to the kitchen
>For a some breakfast food
 
>As he opened the cabinet
>His heart began to drop
>All he saw were apples
>From bottom to top
 
"Dammit, AJ!"
>He screamed outside
"Give my food back!"
"And let go of your pride!"
 
>He left the house hungry
>With a rumble in his gut
>There was hell to be paid
>For old apple butt
 
>Marching down the road
>Anon wanted something to eat
>So to Sugarcube Corner
>He went for a treat
 
>The pink mare jumped
>At the sight of her friend
>"Hiya, Anon!" she smile
>With its usual bend
 
"Quick, Pinkie Pie"
"Get me something fast"
"I'm dying for food"
"I don't think I'll last."
 
>Pinkie Pie's smile
>Grew wider with ease
>"Okay, Anon"
>"But I only have these!"
 
>Anon grew pale
>As the mare revealed
>A fresh, cut apple
>That had just been peeled
 
"Where are your pastries?!"
>Said Anon with a scowl
>"It all went bad!"
>"Even the milk was foul."
 
>"Just eat the darn apple!"
>AJ's voice echoed out
"I won't eat the damn thing!"
>Replied Anon with doubt.
 
>AJ was annoyed
>She had had just enough
>If convincing was no good
>It was time to get rough
 
>Springing forward
>She tackled the man
>And held him down
>Before he ran
 
>She took the apple slice
>Forcing it in his pie-hole
>And helped him with chewing
>Finally achieving her goal
 
>With no way of escape
>Anon swallowed the bit
>AJ released him
>As he rose up to sit
 
>What happened next
>Scared the mare half to death
>Anon held his throat
>Gasping for breath
 
"I'm allergic to apples!"
>He managed to choke
>His face grew red
>Like he was having a stroke
 
>In his final moments
>Before he was put in his ditch
>He managed to say
"AJ, you stupid bitch!"