>A peaceful day, just you and Twilight. >All of her friends were out doing...something, taking Spike with them. >And the two of you were making the absolute most of it. >"Anon, Anon, Aaaaaanooooooon~!" The mare screamed, hooves wrapped over your shoulders. >You grinned as she came for the second time in half an hour. "Twilight~!" You cried in return, pulling her closer and letting her smooth, silky fur brush against your bare chest. >She was riding you like an experienced cowgirl, her hips bouncing in perfect time with your thrusts from underneath. >Your mouths crashed into each other, absolutely unrestrained. >Her broader tongue invaded your mouth, and your own tongue did the same to her. >She broke it off, panting heavily as a thin string of saliva connected you both. >"Please, put it in me, put it iiiiiiiinnnnn~!" She whined. >You gave her exactly what she wanted. >You pulled out, tossing her onto the bed. >She rolled herself onto her hooves, confused for only a moment...when you came in behind her. >You pushed back into the pleasured and satisfied mare, getting another scream. >You gave her tensed flank a smack. "What are you?" You commanded. >"Ah, ah, ahhhn~! I'm your dirty little pony!" "Damn straight you are~!" You whooped, giving her flank another slap. >The door hit the wall. >"SURPRIIIIIISE!" Came a collected cry from the party of Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Spike, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy. >Both of you froze, then slowly turned your heads towards the door. >Pinkie was carrying a banner that read "Happy Anniversary to Twilight and Anon!" >All that was exchanged was stares. >Spike looked conflicted, as if he were deciding between being turned on or disgusted. Possibly a little of both. >The other girls were stunned...except for Pinkie, who wolf-whistled. >"Is...this a bad time?" Rarity asked. "...I'd say so, yes." You replied tersely. >Your boner was gone in a heartbeat, wilting so fast you could have sworn it withdrew inside you. >You didn't dare pull out of Twilight, however. >You heard Dash and AJ whispering to each other, staring at the both of you. >"Should I not have called Princess Celestia to this party?" Fluttershy asked quietly, furious blush lighting her yellow cheeks and wings in full spread. >"Oh no," Twilight whined. "Oh no," you agreed. >A quick pulse of magic shut the door on them. >"So uh..." Twilight said, grunting as you pulled out. "...right." You replied lamely. "I think we're gonna have to have the 'talk' with Spike." >"Agreed. Also, from now on, we lock the bucking door." >You rolled onto your back with her, pulling a blanket over your waist due to the Royal you knew would show up any moment now. >There was a knock at the window. >There stood, in all her glory, Princess Celestia. >Looking rather worked up, mane matted with sweat. >"That was a side of my student I...never realized existed." >Both of you stared at Celestia, wide eyed. >"I think I will...be downstairs with the rest of your friends." >With that, the ruler shakily took wing. >Twilight fell back onto her pillow, covering her eyes and whining. >"Why me, why me, why me?" >You patted the mare on the head, groaning as you mashed your palms into your eyes. >Today was a 'you both got caught big time' day. >...totally worth it.