>Day the shit I come up with at two in the morning in Equestria
>Be Anon
>Be a shark
>Swimmin' around, doin' yo sharky thang
>This also happens to be the day a young Twilight Sparkle is vacationing at the beach
>Little does she know, this is also the day she gets her first period
>B-But hoers doesn't h-
>FUCK YOUR SCIENCE I'M A SHARK
>So as I was saying, this is the day Twilight's nethers are all tender and juicy
>Yum
>Putting on her little floaty, she places the tip of her hoof in the water
>After shaking off the chill, she jumps straight in with a big splash
>She kicks her little hooves and swims out a bit further, finding a nice spot to relax in the ocean
>Poor thing doesn't even notice as she's carried further from the beach and out of earshot of her parents and the lifeguards
>Around this time her tiny little candy vag starts bleeding into the water, her scent alerting you to her presence
>Cue conveniently placed crab orchestra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWLO4acMTCM
>Thanks, boys
>With a gusto, you speed through the water as fast as your sharky fins can carry you
>Straight to your prize
>Above you is a small mare, drifting in the ocean with nary a care in the world, plump, round bottom carried aloft by her rubber craft
>Perfect
>As you near your target, the view of her "wound" becomes apparent to you
>A sliver of pink peeks out from beneath her hind legs
>That's not what stops you, though
>One of her hooves finds itself under the surface as she begins to rub at the source of your hunger
>And it's spreading sweet pheromones into the water
>You find yourself aroused by this sight, and as her ministrations become more erratic, despite the species difference, you decide to go in for the 'kill'
>So to speak...
>With a mighty roar you breach the water
>This isn't fucking Jaws-
>WITH A MIGHTY ROAR
>The small mare screams at the sight of you, trying to paddle away even as your teeth sink into her float
>You pull her back to you, anxious to claim your prize
>Too panicked to use her magic, she turns in the death clutch of her now deflated craft, hooves flailing everywhere
>As your jaws come down, she covers her face in fear of what is to be her last moment alive
>...
>After a moment of agonizing silence and inaction, she risks a peek out from under her hoof to see why she wasn't in blinding pain yet
>Only to find you staring back, mouth keeping her firmly in place without hurting her
>She lowers her hoof, letting her guard down
>Your tongue takes this moment to strike
>With one, firm lap, you slide your tongue across her marehood, eliciting a small yelp from the terrified pony
>There's so much wrong with this I can't eve-
>SHUSH
>A blush immediately comes to her face, and she stammers in response
>"M-Mister sh-AH-ark, wh-what ar-ar-areyoudoing?!" she gasps
>Your only response is a blank stare
>After all, you're a shark, it's not like you can speak or anything
>Oh, for the love of-
>SILENCE!
>Really? Really? That's going too far for yo-
>THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY
>After another sharp intake of breath, you force her to release it by repeating the previous motion, earning the same squeal of surprise from her
>This time you don't stop, working yourself into a rhythm
>Her moans fill the air as she struggles futilely to escape your grasp
>She places her hooves upon your snout and arches her back as the pleasure wracks her small frame without recourse
>By now she's stopped trying to escape altogether, instead getting into it by grinding her hips against your tongue and the roof of your mouth as her arousal heightens
>After a few more minutes of your tireless administrations, she reaches her peak as an orgasm crashes through her body like waves upon the shore
>One massive scream later, she slumps into your maw, panting and exhausted from the experience
>You hear tiny voices coming from the beach, other ponies having been made aware of your 'attack' from the scream just a few moments earlier
>Before you pull away to escape, the tiny pony grips your snout and gives you a soft kiss on the nose, muttering a 'thank you' as you depart
>Making it back to shore with the help of two lifeguards, the little pony is embraced by her parents, worried sick after the reported encounter
>"Oh Twilight! We were so worried! Are you hurt anywhere?"
>"Dear, are you alright? You look red in the face!"
>Her blush intensifies
>"Y-Yes, I'm fine. Just a little tired, is all."
>The lifeguard and paramedics check her over for injuries
>They say it was a miracle she got away unscathed
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>Several years later
>"Come on, girls! While the sun is still out!"
>Twilight Sparkle and her friends chat and laugh as they trot down the sandy beach
>"Sure was nice of ya ta invite us ta the beach, Twilight."
>"Yeah! Pretty awesome spot you got here! There's hardly anypony around!"
>"W-Well the sign back there d-did say "Beware of Sharks", goodness, are you sure this is s-safe?"
>"Darling, don't be so paranoid! Every beach has to have a safety sign or two, right?"
>"Yeah! Like don't drink the sea water! Or don't party too hard! Or don't drink the sea water then party too hard! Ugh, that's a headache I'll never forget!"
>"So why this spot, Twi?"
>The purple mare blushes a little
>"Well it's kind of been a tradition to come here every year. I used to come with my parents, but, well... Anyway, I decided to invite you girls this year, instead!"
>Her blush doesn't go unnoticed
>"Make sure to put on some sunblock, dear, you're going red in the face."
>She scratches her head, blush growing a deeper shade of scarlet
>After changing the subject, she rents a duck floaty from a nearby stand
>"What's with the lame floaty? Don't you know how to swim yet?"
>"Ehehehe, j-just tradition!"
>"Twilight, aren't you going to come set up the blankets and umbrella with us, first?"
>"You girls go on ahead," she bites her lip in anticipation "I've got a date with the ocean!"