"So, where to next?" questioned Anon, wearing a huge smile. They had not too long ago left Pinkies party and were to his knowledge either walking aimlessly or headed to the next destination. He was a little bit sad though that the party ended and apparently wasn't the only one. Applejack and Rarity looked rather upset that two "fillies" by the name of Sweetie Bloom and Apple Bell didn't show up. Something about hoping the Cootie Mark Crusaders weren't getting into any trouble.
 
"I wanted to take you to Sugarcube corner next but--"
 
"But- we were thinkin' that ya mighta had yer fill of sweets for the moment." interjected Applejack, as Pinkie Pie pouted. "Now, now don't be that way Pinkie. We'll visit the Cakes later, right now we're on our way to Sweet Apple Acres."
 
Chiming in from Anon's left Rarity added, "And on the way there we simply must stop by my Boutique. It would give me the chance to properly measure Anon for a new ensemble."
 
"Alright, I'm up for that!" Anon announced with a little too much enthusiasm but to his defense it was either wear these clothes for a week straight or walk around in his birthday suit.
 
Flying up to Anon's right the cyan mare complained, "Oh come on Anon, don't tell me you enjoy standing still and trying on fancy clothes. Wouldn't you rather do something more cool?"
 
Debating for a second Anon shook his head, "C'mon Dash, it's not as if it's literally going to take five hours right? Besides," turning to Rarity Anon continued, "It would be rude of me not to take a tour of Rarity's boutique after she so generously made me a pair of clothes."
 
This threw Rarity into a cute dorky laugh as she turned to Dash and replied, "See Dash? At least somepony knows a thing or two about fashion. Not all of us wish to run around getting our manes all dirty." Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes while Twilight and the others giggled. "Now, right this way. My Boutique is just around the corner." true enough as they turned the street in the Distance Anon saw a large flamboyant building with a sign that read Carousel Boutique.
 
"I'm tellin ya Anon this is going to be super boring. Cloudsdale is way cooler than this lame place." Dash whispered to Anon was they neared Rarity's house.
 
"Yeah I know, but you know the saying right? Save the best for last." Anon replied lightly as Dash beams and throws a light jab to his shoulder. Finally reaching the Carousel Boutique Rarity opens the door and everyone enters, Anon stooping to get through the door.
 
"Welcome to my humble abode where ponies come far and wide to take a glimpse at perfection!" Rarity hammed it up as she stood on her hind legs spreading her forelegs in the air to emphasize her point. Anon could see why Dash didn’t want to come here, just glancing around the room it was filled of formal clothing, dresses, frills, and all kinds of stuff he was getting the feeling that Dash wasn't into, she must have been a tomboy.
 
Stepping back a second Anon was beginning to think this might not have been the best idea, although before he was able to voice that thought Rarity began shoving him toward a stand near the center of the room. "Now, shall we get started? I just need to take a few measurements-- it will only take a second." a nearby drawer glowed light blue as it opened letting out a long measuring tape wrapped in a blue aura. As it floated toward Anon he instinctively raised his arms and assumed a T stance so she could measure him.
 
"Your proportions are so odd Anon, I don't think that I've had the pleasure of making clothes for anything that walked on two legs-- Well except for little spikey, but he's just a baby Dragon. You wouldn't know how hard it is to make clothes for a dragon that are resistant to getting torn and what not, though his scales aren't all that sharp the fabric tends to wear after rubbing against his scales for a while. Well anyway, let's get you out of those clothes so we can properly measure you."
 
"Wait. What?"
 
Unfortunately what happened next could only be explained as a miscommunication error… It wasn't anyone's fault really; if someone had to be blamed a religious man might throw blame to the rib woman and dirt man partook in fruit from a forbidden tree. As Anon's body wrapped in a light blue light his arms forcefully shot into the air and to his confusion his shirt began climbing up past his chest and over his head.
 
"No! Now wait just a--" but unfortunately his shirt was catching around his neck which made talking a tad bit impossible. Rarity redirected the rest of her magic to his lower half and in one swift motion ripped Anon clean from his comfort zone. "Ah."
 
• • •
 
"Aw c'mon Anon, Rarity already apologized, how about ya open the door an come out?" came Applejack's voice through the closed door. How could they be so calm about this? Either way that wasn't about to happen, Anon was searching for something to cut open his stomach with so he could die of blood loss instead of embarrassment. They may have been ponies but the fact still stood that he had been forcefully stripped by a girl while six other girls stood by as they got an impromptu human anatomy lesson. Apparently all stallions had some sort of pouches to hide their dicks like fucking kangaroos protecting their young.
 
"Never! Just let me die in peace!" screamed back Anon as he finished putting on the clothes that had been ripped off of him earlier. There was no coming back from this; he could still clearly see all of their faces as their eyes trailed from his face to his chest until finally resting upon his shrinking manhood. Fluttershy was probably the only one just as embarrassed as him, her coat nearly turned completely red as she covered her eyes. Rarity may have been the unluckiest though, since she was only a mere meter away from Anon's package when she pried him from his pants. She also turned a deep shade of red but failed to avert her eyes either due to shock or planned on memorizing his measurements knowing that there would not be another chance. Twilight Sparkle on the other hand... This mare even though she was embarrassed as the rest it failed stop her from fully studying his form as if it was going to be on a test later. Dash, she did the unforgivable. Pointed, turned red, and laughed. Anon could feel the erectile dysfunction slowly creeping its way into his brain. Pinkie Pie gasped and shot out about a hundred different questions, all of which fell on deaf ears since Anon's brain froze in panic and shock miliseconds earlier. Lastly Applejack let out a whistle before covering her face with her hat.
 
Of all places Anon hid why couldn't it have been a kitchen? Instead he had found himself inside a bathroom. Maybe he could drown himself in the toilet, lest he see their faces and hear them spout apologies. "Applejack's right Anon, just come on out we're sorry." came Twilight's voice.
 
No, it was only a matter of time before they somehow forced their way in and he doubted that he could drown himself fast enough. Panicking Anon began to search the bathroom from head to toe before finally rested his gaze on a stained glass window. "Bingo." rushing to the window he fiddled around with the lock until it finally opened. Too bad he wasn't on the second story, he would have dived straight to the earth's loving embrace. Instead he tumbled out of the window, hit the ground rolling and ran away as fast as he could.
 
• • •
 
Anon wasn't all too sure where he was running to but his only goal at the moment was to put a comfortable distance between them, then there might be time to think. After rounding a few corners and scaling a few ponies that had been in his way Anon finally slowed down to a jog and looked behind him. Sure enough the building wasn't in view anymore and he doubted that he would be able to navigate his way back there if he wanted to. "Now, back to cutting open my-- whoa!"
 
Tripping over something Anon tumbled face first into the street, landing in slightly less pain than he initially predicted. "Ow ow ow…!" came a voice from underneath Anon followed by, "Get off me please!" Untangling himself from the poor pony Anon stood up and reached his hand down and grabbed the ponies hoof hoisting it up.
 
"Sorry about that," Anon began before noting the confusion in her golden eyes. Now that Anon thought about it even though he met a lot of ponies from Pinkies party this wasn't one of them. He knew that the entire town couldn't attend so of course there would be some ponies who would be confused at his appearance.
 
"Whoah, what're you?" questioned the unicorn whose coat was similar to Rainbow Dash's coat but was more green than blue. She stepped back and withdrew her hoof from Anon's hand.
 
Anon chuckled a bit, forgetting his earlier embarrassment, this was the reaction he had expected from the ponies, though it was still lacking fear. "Sorry. I was in a hurry, my names Anon. I'm the one that Pinkie Pie threw a party at town hall for a little while ago."
 
"Oh so you're Anon, sorry I couldn't make it to your party but I had something important to do. My names Lyra Heartstrings." she declared thrusting her hoof out in what was probably a handshake. In the back of Anon's mind he wondered why ponies would handshake even though they lacked fingers. Moreover should he just grab it and shake or thrust out his hand and bro fist it. Before he could decide however Lyra withdrew her hoof and simply bowed. "Oh sorry, I'd shake your talons but I've always been accidentally scratched by them, well I've got to go I'm late for something!"
 
"Wait talons? You mean my fin--" though she had already run off obviously in a hurry. Anon did remember seeing Twilight's dragon at the hospital, maybe that was as close to fingers as they get here. It did look like it would suck to get a handshake from one of those, all scaly and what not. Anon made a mental note to explain that his fingers weren't talons later.
 
"ANON!" came a yell that turned his blood cold, turning to face the threat Anon lacking the speed and reaction time to dodge the incoming bullet. Taking a direct hit the two of them toppled over backwards rolling a few feet before stopping with Rainbow Dash landing on top of him. "Ow, I thought you were faster enough to dodge that one, but then again no one is faster than me." Dash said laughing triumphantly. Oh no, old wounds were beginning to open as Anon begin to turn red and protest. Although before he was able to Dash covered his mouth with her hoof and beganto apologize, "Sorry we stripped you down and stared at you, we didn't know that you humans lacked hair and that it was all… open." Dash averted her gaze blushing for a second before continuing, "And it really uncool of me to laugh but I couldn't help it! I was really nervous and embarrassed and I guess I laughed trying to lighten the mood."
 
Well that actually made Anon feel better, at least she hadn't been laughing because of how small he probably was in comparison to stallions. There was just no way he could measure up to horse cock. Calming down a bit he finally gave in and nodded as Dash sighed in relief. Behind Dash Anon could see the forms of the other five mares galloping towards him.
 
Deciding that continuing the conversation underneath Dash would be slightly embarrassing Anon sat up and was actually are able to pick up Dash easily. He had meant to just brush her off but instead ended up just picking her up. No wonder pegasus ponies could fly, they were a lot lighter than they looked thought Anon.
 
Pinkie Pie confirmed Anon's thoughts as she jumped into the air landing on Anon's shoulder while clutching his face. Losing his balance Anon toppled over with his thought in mind that Earth ponies were indeed a lot heavier than they looked. That or Pinkie Pie had been eating entirely too many cupcakes, regardless the three of them landed in a mess of hands, hooves and feet defeating Anon's original purpose of wanting to stand up.
 
"Don't worry Dashy, I've got a hold of him!" Pinkie playfully squealed while holding onto Dash's leg with her eyes closed. Anon's embarrassment had finally washed away at that point as he stopped worrying and began laughing with the remaining four mares looking on puzzled but relieved. Anon couldn't help but think of how silly he acted, they may have been girls but technically they were naked all the time and it's not like he was embarrassed at looking at them.
 
"Sorry about that, let's just say that one of my greatest fears back on Earth was to be naked in front of a cute girls but it's not like you mares are human girls. I'd say we should head back and let Rarity finish measuring me but I'm pretty sure she got a good enough estimate back there" declared Anon as he got up, missing slight blushes from the mares in the group.
 
 
--- Author Note ----
Completely forgot to update this one, and I've done corrections but only on the fimfiction ones, I'll update these stories with their corrections sometime this week.