>You're walking down the park when you're cut off by Pinkie Pie.
>PP: "HI ANON!"
"Hi, Pinkie..."
>V: "Aren't you forgetting bout someone?"
"Wait. What was that?
>PP: "Oh, that was Vagina."
"...What?"
>PP: "Oh, you know. My snatch. My cooter. My love oven."
"Did... You just... say... You're vagina talks...?"
>PP: "Yeahuh!"
>You slightly turn your head away and your smile disappears.
>V: "Mhhhmmmmm. Hey, Anus! Look at this girl. Monkey boy doesn't approve of this."
>A: "What? Ohhhh GIRL, You better SLAP HIS ASS."
>V: "Oh, I PLAN ON IT."
>Pinkies plot suddenly jumps up and hits you in your face.
>It ends up so that her vagina is on your open mouth.
>V: "Ohhh, yeah, That's the spot baby."
>you hear pinkie let out a soft moan.
>You quickly grab her, and throw her off you.
"Go have Twilight look at that or something!"
>PP: "I DID! She said she didn't see anything like this before!"
>V: "The only cure for me, baby, is you're hot monkey DICK! Now get over here you cracka ass muthafucka!"
"Where did your vagina even LEARN THESE WORDS?"
>PP: "I DON'T KNOW!"
>She starts crying.
>V: "She says them every night when she clops herself to sleep with a picture of you baby.
>PP: "Don't listen to it anymore Anon!"
>She... Masturbates to a photo of you...
"I... Never knew you felt that way Pinkie..."
>She's openly bawling now.
>You walk up and give her a hug.
"Shhh, it's okay."
>PP: "*snif*You're... Not disturded by it?"
"I'm disturbed you didn't just come straight out with your feelings of me."
>V: "Awww, this is sweet. Hey, Anus, you see this?"
>A: "Praise the lord! They made up!"
>You pike pinkie up and carry her back to your house.
>For days on end you give her the hot monkey dick in both her anus, and vagina.
>After day three, the stopped talking.
>It's been three years sense pinkie broke up with you for some other colt.
>You're walking down the street when you hear a fimialr voice.
>V: "Hey look girl! It's our man anon."
>A: "Ohhh, I'd like to TAP HIS ASS."
>You let out a chuckle and run off to avoid pinkie.
>Once you go hot monkey dick, you never go back.
--
>You are Anonymous.
>And you're 100% straight.
>P: "No you're not big boy."
>Oh god. Not again.
>About two weeks ago your penis started talk.
>And. Well. It's a raging faggot.
>P: "Oh, and you're not?"
"Shut up penis."
>P: "Oh, I'll shut up when I get some Big Mac ass."
>He said that as big mac walked by.
>Mac looks at you, and gives an approving smile.
>P: "How you doing big boy?"
"Oh god no."
>You run as fast as you can.
>While running you bump into rainbow dash.
>RD: "Hey, where you running to man?"
"Away from Big Mac..."
>RD: "How'd you get HIM mad!? He's the most level headed pony I know!"
>P: "Oh, he's not mad."
>RD: "What? Wait. Who was that?"
"Ugh, you're not going to believe me, but it was my penis."
>RD: "HAHHA! Good one! But no. Really, who was it?""
>P: "Look down here, you dumb dyke!"
>Your zipper undoes its self and your dick sticks out.
>The urethra starts to move as it forms words.
>P: "As I was saying, Big Macs not mad, he just wants some nice hot monkey dick."
>Rainbow looks at your dick.
>RD: "I remember something like this happening before. I know a way to fix it. Follow me!"
>She grabs you and pulls you off towards her cloud house.
>Due to the amount of time you and RD hang out with, you have gotten enchanted shoes that allow you to walk on clouds. No expiration.
>She flys you up to her house, your dick all over her back.
>P: "I'd rather be riding Mac, not some stupid bitch."
>She sets you down into her living room, and runs off into her room.
>A few seconds later, she walks out with...
>A massive strap on.
"W...What are you going to do with that?"
>RD: "What do you think?"
>She trots up to you and rips your pants off.
>P: "Ohh, I like this girl a little more now."
"YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"
>RD: "Okay anon, bend over. Oh, and sorry, I ran out of lube."
"...what?"
>She forcibly shoves you down and puts the tip of the strap on against your anus.
>A: " OH HELL NO. YOU AIN'T PUTTING SHIT IN ME."
>Your anus clenches together so hard, that if you put coal in there, it's turn to diamonds.
>To bad that strap on was already made of diamonds.
>She shoved it in there with relitve ease.
"OH GOD IT HURTS."
>P: "Ohhh YES! HARDER BABY!"
>She puts the strap on half way in, pulls out a little, and then slams the rest in as hard as she could.
>You swear you felt something tear.
>RD: "Oh, come on! It's not that bad!"
>She pounds your ass for a few hours.
>When she pulls out, she's dead tired.
>RD: "Maybe we could do it the other way around next time?"
>You're penis hasn't said a word for quite a while.
>She walks to her room leaving you there to think.
At least you found something out.
>You ARE a massive faggot. But you would still tap RD.