>fluffy pony is sleeping>/b/ tells you to cum on his face >you go to the bathroom to fetch lube >fluffy pony wakes up while you're in the bathroom >fluffy sees that your computer is on while wandering the dark halls babbling about it being "hungy" >"i'ma go unda compooter, jus like daddy!" it chirps >you come back to your computer, lube in hand >you see your fluffy pony is using your computer >you forgot to close /b/ shit.png "maybe he didn't see anything" >something is different with your fluffy though. >apon further inspection more fluff has grown on fluffy pony, but only around his neck, >it's just staring at the screen with glazed eyes and a tired look >you've never seen a fluffy pony act like this "hey champ, good fluffys don't stay up past their bedtime, you should go back to bed" >he responds "an hewo noefag" >you inadvertently turned your fluffy into a /b/tard. >it drowns inexplicably