> Be big fan of loz for a long time.
> Poorfag cant but games regularly.
> Birthday this week.
> Best friend gets you oot 3d as he knew you wanted it for a while.
> Parents buy you fluffy pony thinking you need companionship.
> yellow mane green fluff male fluff to young to talk yet
>to fluffy pony standard, only has a few phrases “nummies, daddy, poopies”
>Sits on your shoulder all the time when you play a lot eyes even gone slightly mucked up from 3d games.
> Don’t mind about eyes, looks cute.
> He probably cant see the 3d screen but I explain whats going on how link fights the baddies and saves the princess.
> Little guy loves it even if he does have sleeping troubles from the re-dead’s
Few days later
>Fluffy has grown considerably, can talk reasonably and can talk as fluently as most fluffs
> Probably learned from the tv shows you leave on for him to watch when your at work.
> Leave for work one day.
> Come back seeing fluff in living room swinging a stick around shouting
“go way munsta’s, I safe pwincess daddie!”
> Lol little idiot still doesn’t inderstand genders.
“hya! I am zewda!”
> ohnoyoufuckingdidn’t.jpeg
“what did you just say?”
> He cowers seeing I am angry
“What wong d-d-daddie? I say I zewda”
> I thought I taught him well, and then this betrayal.
> How dare he.
“His name… HIS NAME IS LINK!”
> pick him up and put him in the sorry box.
> He starts wailing bawling that he’s sorry.
> Use internet enough to know they drown as easily as one two three.
>Make a small scale water temple out of boxes and tubing to make cannals.
> Takes a few hours, make it pretty well.
> Make it more authentic by placing printouts of the monsters in there.
> to top it off have a sock puppet that can go up through the floor in a room with ganons face with a nail through bottom for final boss.
> Let him loose giving him back his stick
> If you want to save the world you must beat the temple.
> I will be watching you, you must not fail me.
> intrepid fluffy link sets off, on three occasions falls into the inch of water being pulled out by me to imitate respawns.
> each time had to resuscitate a lot of work but worth it.
> Shits self many times after seeing monsters.
> The smell of sweet revenge will be worth it afterwards.
> After 2 hours terrified fluffy crosses the tiny 3 foot water temple.
> Gets to “boss room”
> get out ipod with speakers and play boss music and close door behind.
> /fluffy sees ganon assend from the floor and in my terrible impresion of what I assume his voice sounds like I boom
“What is his name?”
> Fluffy hesitates for a moment then says terrified
“zewda?”
> Smash nail into fluffy hoof.
> Ask again
> Through sobbing and bawling clutching hoof, answers the same again.
> Repeat again and on the last hoof he wracks his brain and replies
“wink?”
> Improper pronunciation bugs you but you are a fair god to the tiny fluff ball.
>Stand up and say 2ith genuine happiness
“Well done! Your just like…
> And your sure to over pronounce this next word.
“Link.”
> Fluffy weakly smiles then you pick It up and take it for a bath, which is easy for a fluffy thanks to blood loss causing weakness
> Give it spagethi tonight and live a happy and (for a fluffy) long life.
> Still the never seems up for playing loz anymore, oh well his loss.