>Always wondered about the connection between fluffies and water
>Decide to test the fluffy pony drowning theory
>Walk up to your fluffy
>It's rolling on the carpet
>It stops and looks at you
>"wook daddy! Fwuffy doin car,weel!"
>No it's not
>You remain serious
"I'm sorry."
>Fluffy tilts its head in confusment
"Water."
>Fluffy pony drops dead
>Sirens suddenly blasting from outside
>The siren lights shine through your window into the house
>Your door is kicked open by a squad of fully armed SWAT members
>"On the ground! Hands behind your head!"
>Dispite the fact that you obeyed their orders, they still beat you with the butt of their guns till you are knocked out
>Wake up hours later in an interrogation room
>You're barely conscious, still banged up from the beating
>2 Officers in suits walk in
>One sits down accross from you and the other leans back against the door with his arms crossed
"What's going on?"
>They both glare at you
>One of them proceeds to tell you that your fluffy pony was an under cover cop and you have been charged with murder in the first degree
>"You're not getting a lawyer; you'll be lucky if you even get a trial" One of them says.
>"Being a nigger probably won't help you either" the other says, they both laugh
>A week passes, and you finally get your trial
>You have been found guilty for the murder of a Law Enforcement Fluffy Pony
>You are charged with 6hours of community service
Fucking corrupt judicial system