>"TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!" Tara Strong yells in the halls of her Southern California home.
>A purple unicorn fluffy pony scampers in to her master.
>"Sheswtia!" Twilight yelps.
>Instead of the norm of "mommy", Tara went through hell teaching this fluffy pony to refer to her as Celestia.
>Princess Celestia was the main goal, but Celestia works just as good.
>"Wanna hug?" Tara asks, leaning down.
>"YESH!" Twilight tries to respond.
>But as soon as yes came out of her little mouth, Tara lunged at the pony.
>Using only her hand covering Twilight's mouth , Tara begins to suffocate the pony
>Twilight squirms and squeals in confusion, terror and pain.
>Why was Princess Celestia doing this?
>Tara quietly shushes the pony.
>She leans down, whispering this into Twilight's ear.
>"There.Can.Only.Be.ONE!"
>SNAP!
>The struggle is over.
>Tara picks up the corpse and takes it into the kitchen.
>She skins the pony, saving the fur in a designated cabinet.
>She begins to prepare her dinner.
>She puts the pony in the oven. She then cuts vegatables, pull out wine and sets the dinner table
>DING!
>She pulls out the pony.
>Dinner is served!
>After a few bites, Tara puts down her fork and knife.
>"This....is...."
>Tara is at a loss for words. All of the words in her vocabulary are not worthy to describe this meal!
>"This is...."
>"Twilightlicious!"