>buy fluffy pony
>love it for a few days
>novelty wears off
>forget about it
>find it in its safe room covered in shit and piss
>"feed fwuffeh? wan.... nummies.... skett...ies..."
>shit, it's dying
>oh well, might as well help it
>tie it to hub cap on car
>drive fast as fuck
>mount the pavement slightly
>fluffy gets ripped to shreds
>time to clean the car