>Watching television.
>Geico unleashed a new tagline.
>'So Simple, Even A Fluffy Pony Could Do It.
>Oh really?
>You take your laptop and you walk over to the safe room.
>You look at your pone, a yellow unicorn, playing with blocks.
>And by playing with blocks, its actually the stupid pony trying to swallow a block whole.
>You open your browser and take it to the Geico website.
>"Ace!" you call.
>Ace spits the block out and turns to you.
>"Help daddy out with his insurance!" you place the lap top in front of the pony and you begin to wacth.
>Somehow, the pony is typing on your lap top. Not getting electrocuted, you note.
>"Dun!" your pony yelps in self satisfaction.
>You grab the lap top to look at the screen.
>It's a child porn site.
>A HARDCORE child porn site.
>In a panic, you exit the browser, delete history, wipe the computer clean, but to no avail.
>The next day, you are arrested.
>Although you had no physical possessions of child porn, no record and the police believed your story about the pony, you still went to prison for 5 years.
>It's an election year, after all.
>Shortly after arriving to prison, you become Big D's main bitch.
>You are used as currency in the big house.
>Stupid fluffy pony ruined your life!