>Christmas time
>Bought fluffy pony three presents: A new shiny ball, some legos, and a little jingly ball for cats
>Fluffy goes nuts
>But, fluffy takes one of the bows that were on the presents and rolls over it so it sticks to its fluff
>Ask fluffy why it's wearing a bow
>"Cuz fwuffy ge' daddy pwesen' too!"
>Fluffy pony says to follow it outside
>Holy shit
>Outside your house is a flatbed truck, driven by a sportly looking mexican fellow
>The bed of the truck is filled with approximately 400 kilos of pure, cut, columbian cocaine
>Fluffy pony hops over to the truck and jumps at it, sticking the bow to the vehicle's wheel
>And it was the best Christmas ever