>get bored
>decide to stick penis in fluffy pony because why not
>grab fluffy pony from her basket
>she's scared because she thinks she did something bad
>orient yourself and make a blind thrust
>POW, RIGHT IN THE POOPER
>fluffy pony is completely silent with a confused look on her face as you shake her back and forth on your pingas
>"Game feew funny..."
>you keep at it, not responding
>when in blow your load in fluffy pony's colon she squeals incoherently
>a week later she explodes into tiny bearded humanoids that thirst for beer and axes