>"Daddeh, wat dat?" said your fluffy pony, Oats
>"That? Why that's a hugbox." you tell him
>Oats eyes get wide
>"Box gif huggies!?"
>You fix your glasses and puff on your pipe
>"That's right, sport, you wanna try it out?"
>Oats jumps around giggling and runs to the hugbox
>You open it up and place him inside
>"Wen git huggies?" Oats asks
>You flip a switch and the hugbox turns on
>Oats laughter quickly turns to cries of terror then silence
>You open the hugbox and pull out his crushed remains
>As you bag him up, your wife walks up with a salesman
>"Larry, what the hell did you do?!" she says
>The salesman looks at you and the bag
>"Fluffy pony?" he asks
>You nod
>"Did a fine job too, real fine. Think we'll take this model."
>The two of you shake hands and a new trash compactor is loaded into the car
>Your wife is dumbfounded that you weren't arrested
>You light your pipe and laugh at her expense
>Women will never understand the importance of product testing