A short one. Possibly continued by someone other than the original author. I give it 6/10.   Author: One, possibly two Anons Parts: 2   1/2 >you bought fluffy pegasus >fluffy pony's wings are so tiny you can barely see them under all that fluff >fluffy pony cannot fly >fluffy pony is very sad, babbling "wan fwy, wai no fwy?" >you tie two balloon to fluffy pony >fluffy pony is hovering in the air in your flat >fluffy pony is confused at first but then she realize she's finally flying >fluffy pony is happy, she starts flapping her tiny wings and nothing happens, she starts moving her tiny legs and nothing happens >after while she gets tired and fall asleep, still floating   2/2 >fluffy pony then concentrates on pooping >you try to stop her from doing that >too late >fluffy pony defecates and urinates >get sorry-stick >whack fluffy pony like a piñata >throw her corpse into trash bin >another fluffy pony from another flat sees this >thinks that all fluffy ponies are piñatas too >starts beating herself up to get candy out >POR QUÉ?!!