>Be eating dinner after long day of work.
>Fluffy pony's bowl is full of fresh fluffy food.
>"Daddy, wan' sgetties!" she complains. Slightly cute, mostly annoying.
"We're out of pasta," you shrug. "I'll get more tomorrow. Eat your dinner."
>Her little brain can't comprehend being out of spaghetti.
>"Sgetties, daddy! Fwuffy wan' sgetties! Pwese, daddy? Fwuffy wuv daddy if sgetties."
>Roll your eyes.
"You don't love me now?"
>Fluffy looks horrified. "Fwuffy wuv daddy!" She can't even direct a straight thought. "Wuv daddy more with sgetties! Pwese, daddy?"
"The store's closed, fluffy. I couldn't get more if I wanted to, and I don't. Just eat your food."
>Fluffy stares at bowl, then back to you. "Pwese? Fwuffy wan' sgetties! Tummy hungwy!"
>forfuckssake.jpg
"Alright, let's play a game."
>"Pway! Yay, fwuffy wuv pway wif' daddy! Tag! Fwuffy wanna pway tag!"
"No, let's play hide and seek."
>"Fwuffy good at hibe an' see!"
"You go first, Fluffy."
>"Awight!" Fluffy's shuts eyes and counts down with random numbers and letters.
>You keep eating, don't bother moving.
>Fluffy opens eyes after a minute. "Foun' you, daddy! Foun' you!"
"No, you didn't."
>pokerface.jpg
>"Yeah! Foun' you!"
"Nope, you haven't found me yet."
>"... No fin' daddy yet?" Fluffy's actually buying it.
"Nope, keep looking."
>"Okay!" Fluffy searches house for two straight hours, passing you constantly.
>Finish dinner, browse web, and relax without interruption. Fuck yeah.