>you jump on the hype-bandwagon and decide to get a fluffy pony >it leaps with joy around its new home >"can i pway ball" it asks you >"sure" you reply >the fluffy pony tries to grab the ball >its mouth doesn't open that wide >it starts crying because it can't play ball >"hey...no come on, don't cry. we can play another game!" you say >"i want play with BALL!" it screams through its tears >it cries in a way that annoys you deeply >"stop crying! we'll play another game" you say sternly >"nooooo, BALL!" it continues >even after having it for only half an hour, you've had enough >you slightly calm down, maybe it is just a phase >you pick the pink fuzz ball up, and bring it indoors   >three months later >you come home from work >you can't find 'fluffie puff' anywhere >you look out the window, the fluffy pony is lying dead in the garden, surrounded by a pool of blood >it couldn't play ball with you, so it decided to play ball with your dog >but it became the dog's ball