>Deranged vagrant passes out in a field near the wild.
>A feral fluffy pony treks the land, stopping in a field at the sight of the vagrant.
>"Nummys foah fwuffy?" the pony asks the unconscious man.
>When he doesn't answer, the pony searches the man.
>Fluffy pony comes across a strange substance.
>It's bath salts! But the fluffy doesn't know that~!
>Fluffy begins to consume the mystery substance with great fervor.
>Half way through the feast, the pony stops.
>His little tummy doesn't feel good!
>Uh oh!
>Foam begins to form at his little mouth.
>Fluffy falls backwards. He writhes and contorts and pain.
>Fluffy pony can't see anything! All he can see are flashing white lights.
>Fluffy stops his little seizure.
>Fluffy is hungry. But not for sketties, grassies or any other nummies.
>Fluffy craves FLESH.
>HUMAN FLESH!!
>Fluffy pony begins to eat the fave of the passed out vagrant.
>The worst part?
>The vagrant man is Chinese.
>Fluffy pony will be hungry again in an hour.