> Adopt a fluffy pony > She's white with a pale blue mane, so you decide to call her 'Frosty' > Try to teach Frosty her name > Keep at it for a couple of hours > Nothing works, she just keeps referring to herself as 'Fwuffy' > Eventually, give up > "Fine, call yourself 'Fluffy', retard." > Go to make spaghetti for dinner > Give some to Frosty > "Fwuffywetard wuv spaghetti," she says > Goddamnit