> Admit it, you're worried about how much your hairline is receding > Decide to do something about it > Get a prescription for Rogaine > One day, you forget to push the bathroom door all the way shut > Fluffy pony gets in > Looks at all the pretty bottles, imagining the delicious drinks they have inside them > Chooses the Rogaine bottle first > Chugs the entire thing > Fluffy pony doesn't feel so good > Her stomach is grumbling > She starts frothing at the mouth, then convulsing > Starts to rapidly grow in size > She's soon bigger than the bathroom > The walls strain, and then buckle > Eventually, fluffy pony is twenty stories tall > She wears the remains of you house like a hat > Fluffy pony doesn't realise she's grown > She thinks she in very detailed doll's town > “New toys!” she babbles, batting cars to and fro with her hooves > She hugs several buildings, causing them to collapse > The military is called in > Small arms fire and artillery can't penetrate Fluffzilla's dense fluff > The military resorts to an air strike > Napalm rains down on Fluffzilla > Her fluff ignites > She starts running in panicked circles, trampling the remains of your hometown and setting the ruins on fire > Eventually, she charges in to the sea in an effort to douse the flames > She succeeds, but her fluff becomes waterlogged > Fluffzilla drowns > You think maybe you'll just start shaving your head