>be me, just bought a fluffy pony
>shes yellow with a pinkish mane, and shes a pegasus
>she always seems shy, which is un-like fluffy ponies
>she likes to hide/sleep in small places
>one day a buddy of mine comes over
>as soon as my pony sees him she runs away screaming "hewp! hewp! daddy! no lik scawy man!"
>she runs into the kitchen
>me and my friend are frantically looking for her
>"shes probably in one of the cabients, shell come out when she wants too."
>couple of hours later, me and my friend eat a fine dinner of spaghetti
>were suprised when my fluffy pony dosent come out of hiding due to the smell of the spaghetti
>oh well
>we put the rest of the spaghetti in the garbage disposal
>turn it on and go into the next room
>couple of seconds later we hear screams and squeels of pain
>run into the kitchen
>fluffy pony tried to slide itself into the garbage disposal to get the spaghetti
>pull it out by the tail
>its face was torn off
>its hoofs have been shredded down to the stubs
>pick it up as gentally as possible
>put it on the counter
>my friend spilled some salt earlier on, and i put her RIGHT on the salt
>goddamit
>"shes crying, saying "wanted s*gurgle*kellies! *gurgle*wanted sbbletties!"
>shes not to effective at speaking while choking on blood and salt in her wounds
>shes not going to make it, and the only thing i can think of is to put it back in the garbage disposal
>force her back in
>turn it on, she starts screaming again
>this goes on for about 3 minutes before she dies.