>Taking a shit.
>Never close the door.
>Look down.
>Your three fluffy ponies are staring at you.
>"What daddy do?" "No smewl pwetty."
>"Smart" one figures it out.
>Hopping excitedly "Daddy makes poopies!"
>Other two are puzzled.
>"Why no make poopies in poopie box?"
"This is where Daddy poops."
>Wipe ass.
>They're fascinated with toilet paper, want to taste it.
"No...get the fuck out."
>Fluffies fear they have angered you...scurry out in fear.
Come home from work.
>Bathroom floor flooded.
>Two fluffies perched on toilet tank, hugging and crying in fear.
>Wet corpse of third fluffy pony in bowl.
>Piece together the forensic evidence.
>Fluffy pony tried to poop like daddy.
>Couldn't get lid open.
>Got help from friends.
>Fell in.
>Not quite deep enough to drown.
>Wet fluff became too heavy to escape.
>Friends tried to help.
>One accidentally stepped on flush handle.
>Water flooded into bowl.
>Fluffy pony drowned.
>Toilet clogged with fluff, overflowed onto floor.
>Two fluffies up on tank are now stranded, terrified of water.
>Sigh.
>Get a mop.
>Two live fluffies see mop.
>Freak out.
>"Nooo!" "Pwease no sowwee stick!"
>Fall off toilet tank.
>Drown in one inch of water on the floor.
>Clean up mess.
>Get a fishtank.